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"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... " "Are you having a stroke?" "At least buy me a pint first..." | |||
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"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... " Don't just stick to the face - strong tape can pull most things into any desired shape. | |||
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"Share your tips on ageing well or beating father time. 1. Meet only when there are power cuts -they'll only have that photo you sent them to go on. " The secret of looking younger is have lots of Birthdays | |||
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"Only meet people way older than yourself then you won't feel like someone's mother " . I'm trying | |||
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"Feign eccentricity, wear a veil. Rub egg white into your face just before a meet it shrinks as it dries, again you might need to claim eccentricity when your skin appears to crack when you talk. Insist that you have a balaclava fetish. " The cracking reminds me of those vampires who suddenly age hundreds of years and become dust. Spend time with your face in shop coolers and freezers - you'll get contraction due to cold and a healthy glow as you thaw. Smoother skin, lumpiness gone and a sparkle in your eyes from the ice. | |||
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"Don't have kids. I still look like a sprightly 19 year old, my buddies with children all look about 90." I'll agree with this. I always looked young till I had a kid! | |||
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"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... " | |||
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"Cum facials.. fantastic for preserving that youthful dewy glow. Rub and spread the freshly deposited hot load evenly in slow , circular upward movements ejaculated from a healthy, good-looking and satisfied donor and voila.. " My ex used to say this to me. I didn't believe him either! | |||
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"Cum facials.. fantastic for preserving that youthful dewy glow. Rub and spread the freshly deposited hot load evenly in slow , circular upward movements ejaculated from a healthy, good-looking and satisfied donor and voila.. My ex used to say this to me. I didn't believe him either! " I posted it as a glib aside tbh.. Joking aside there is substance to the skin health boosting claims.. A quick Google search yielded this: "Semen is packed with protein, which tightens your skin while nourishing it with zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose. (Albeit small amounts of each.) ... Semen includes a powerful antioxidant called spermine, which has been introduced in upscale spas and packaged as $250 cream." | |||
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"Facial scrubs, Well its worked for me I haven't used normal soap for 10-15 years " That why you only look a sprightly 49! | |||
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"No alcohol No sugar No pies No pastry No smoking No greasy spoons No lard arsing around No junk food No stress No sunbathing No late nights " You won't live for ever, it'll just feel like it | |||
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"No alcohol No sugar No pies No pastry No smoking No greasy spoons No lard arsing around No junk food No stress No sunbathing No late nights " NO LIFE!! | |||
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"I keep a portrait of myself in the attic " | |||
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"No alcohol No sugar No pies No pastry No smoking No greasy spoons No lard arsing around No junk food No stress No sunbathing No late nights NO LIFE!! " Don't knock it till you've tried it takes a strong willed mind | |||
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"No alcohol No sugar No pies No pastry No smoking No greasy spoons No lard arsing around No junk food No stress No sunbathing No late nights You won't live for ever, it'll just feel like it " Oh what really | |||
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"Facial scrubs, Well its worked for me I haven't used normal soap for 10-15 years That why you only look a sprightly 49! " Jealousy will get you nowhere Miss Panky | |||
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"Am I unusual in this? I actually like someone to look their age, nothing more attractive than some laugh lines and maybe a slight tummy as evidence of healthy appetites and lots of evenings of hearty joyful laughs . Honestly dislike the plastic botox moon faces or stretched turtle in a wind tunnel thing. https://youtu.be/DiKpvHQzKVc" No, I like people to be natural to an extent but I have no problem with facials (the beauticians kind lol), creams and generally taking sensible measures to look your best. | |||
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"Feign eccentricity, wear a veil. Rub egg white into your face just before a meet it shrinks as it dries, again you might need to claim eccentricity when your skin appears to crack when you talk. Insist that you have a balaclava fetish. The cracking reminds me of those vampires who suddenly age hundreds of years and become dust. Spend time with your face in shop coolers and freezers - you'll get contraction due to cold and a healthy glow as you thaw. Smoother skin, lumpiness gone and a sparkle in your eyes from the ice." I'm going to shop in Iceland from now on | |||
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