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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Share your tips on ageing well or beating father time.

1. Meet only when there are power cuts -they'll only have that photo you sent them to go on.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Only meet people way older than yourself then you won't feel like someone's mother

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bathe in the blood of virgins.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only meet people way older than yourself then you won't feel like someone's mother "

Or lower your age so I can send you a dick pick.

There is a candle in the background so its romantic as fuck

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't have kids. I still look like a sprightly 19 year old, my buddies with children all look about 90.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... "

"Are you having a stroke?"

"At least buy me a pint first..."

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... "

Don't just stick to the face - strong tape can pull most things into any desired shape.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you're below about 89, you can wear anything that women at college do and instantly appear as lamb, not mutton

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North West Devon...


"Share your tips on ageing well or beating father time.

1. Meet only when there are power cuts -they'll only have that photo you sent them to go on.

"

The secret of looking younger is have lots of Birthdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only meet people way older than yourself then you won't feel like someone's mother "
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I'm trying

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

There was a 70 year old woman in the news the other day who looked in her early 30's because she hadn't eaten sugar for 28 years. She looks amazing! What will power too!

My tip and a serious one, is to avoid sunlight. It obviously works for vampires, as they never look their true age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you can see I look phenomenol for a man 37 years of age. It's not the miliage that counts, it's the make.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Wear your jeans below your bum cheeks and a sideways baseball cap...

...it might not improve your chances of a meet but at least you'll be "street"...or will you?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

put your age on your profile as older than you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum facials.. fantastic for preserving that youthful dewy glow.

Rub and spread the freshly deposited hot load evenly in slow , circular upward movements ejaculated from a healthy, good-looking and satisfied donor and voila..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Feign eccentricity, wear a veil.

Rub egg white into your face just before a meet it shrinks as it dries, again you might need to claim eccentricity when your skin appears to crack when you talk.

Insist that you have a balaclava fetish.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Feign eccentricity, wear a veil.

Rub egg white into your face just before a meet it shrinks as it dries, again you might need to claim eccentricity when your skin appears to crack when you talk.

Insist that you have a balaclava fetish.

"

The cracking reminds me of those vampires who suddenly age hundreds of years and become dust.

Spend time with your face in shop coolers and freezers - you'll get contraction due to cold and a healthy glow as you thaw. Smoother skin, lumpiness gone and a sparkle in your eyes from the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink Ambrosia from the horn of a magical goat. That keeps me looking at least a year younger than my real age

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Don't have kids. I still look like a sprightly 19 year old, my buddies with children all look about 90."

I'll agree with this. I always looked young till I had a kid!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Facial scrubs, Well its worked for me

I haven't used normal soap for 10-15 years

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Wear your baseball cap backwards.

Say YO!

Do a moonwalk followed by a twerk.

Blow a bubble gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear a beanie and use sticky tape under it to give yourself a mini facelift nobody will notice when the tape on the left jowl comes undone and one side of your face sags like a melting candle... Honest... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I unusual in this?

I actually like someone to look their age, nothing more attractive than some laugh lines and maybe a slight tummy as evidence of healthy appetites and lots of evenings of hearty joyful laughs .

Honestly dislike the plastic botox moon faces or stretched turtle in a wind tunnel thing.

https://youtu.be/DiKpvHQzKVc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleanse, tone and moisturise.

And as others have said, don't have kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum facials.. fantastic for preserving that youthful dewy glow.

Rub and spread the freshly deposited hot load evenly in slow , circular upward movements ejaculated from a healthy, good-looking and satisfied donor and voila..

"

My ex used to say this to me. I didn't believe him either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum facials.. fantastic for preserving that youthful dewy glow.

Rub and spread the freshly deposited hot load evenly in slow , circular upward movements ejaculated from a healthy, good-looking and satisfied donor and voila..

My ex used to say this to me. I didn't believe him either! "

I posted it as a glib aside tbh..

Joking aside there is substance to the skin health boosting claims..

A quick Google search yielded this:

"Semen is packed with protein, which tightens your skin while nourishing it with zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose. (Albeit small amounts of each.) ... Semen includes a powerful antioxidant called spermine, which has been introduced in upscale spas and packaged as $250 cream."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No alcohol

No sugar

No pies

No pastry

No smoking

No greasy spoons

No lard arsing around

No junk food

No stress

No sunbathing

No late nights

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Facial scrubs, Well its worked for me

I haven't used normal soap for 10-15 years

"

That why you only look a sprightly 49!

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Personally, I'm just aging disgracefully

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No alcohol

No sugar

No pies

No pastry

No smoking

No greasy spoons

No lard arsing around

No junk food

No stress

No sunbathing

No late nights

"

You won't live for ever, it'll just feel like it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I keep a portrait of myself in the attic

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"No alcohol

No sugar

No pies

No pastry

No smoking

No greasy spoons

No lard arsing around

No junk food

No stress

No sunbathing

No late nights

"

NO LIFE!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I keep a portrait of myself in the attic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No alcohol

No sugar

No pies

No pastry

No smoking

No greasy spoons

No lard arsing around

No junk food

No stress

No sunbathing

No late nights

NO LIFE!! "

Don't knock it till you've tried it takes a strong willed mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink or smoke. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No alcohol

No sugar

No pies

No pastry

No smoking

No greasy spoons

No lard arsing around

No junk food

No stress

No sunbathing

No late nights

You won't live for ever, it'll just feel like it "

Oh what really

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Facial scrubs, Well its worked for me

I haven't used normal soap for 10-15 years

That why you only look a sprightly 49! "

Jealousy will get you nowhere Miss Panky

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By *eansayianMan
over a year ago

oxford

i think staying out of the sun is the most important one. i sunbathed a lot as a youngster and by the time i was 23 i had crows feet and ive never been ID since! lol. at 20 though people thought i was 16 so it goes to show you how much damage it does and how fast! i since havent been out in the sun that much though and im now 40 and people think im 30, but gets me thinking to what i could look like if i never had been in it at all! double edge sword though because you need vit D! so supplement it. next is staying in shape and eating well. maybe there's even something to going vegan if that jared leto's face is anything to do with it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Am I unusual in this?

I actually like someone to look their age, nothing more attractive than some laugh lines and maybe a slight tummy as evidence of healthy appetites and lots of evenings of hearty joyful laughs .

Honestly dislike the plastic botox moon faces or stretched turtle in a wind tunnel thing.

https://youtu.be/DiKpvHQzKVc"

No, I like people to be natural to an extent but I have no problem with facials (the beauticians kind lol), creams and generally taking sensible measures to look your best.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Feign eccentricity, wear a veil.

Rub egg white into your face just before a meet it shrinks as it dries, again you might need to claim eccentricity when your skin appears to crack when you talk.

Insist that you have a balaclava fetish.

The cracking reminds me of those vampires who suddenly age hundreds of years and become dust.

Spend time with your face in shop coolers and freezers - you'll get contraction due to cold and a healthy glow as you thaw. Smoother skin, lumpiness gone and a sparkle in your eyes from the ice."

I'm going to shop in Iceland from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a great surgeon like I have.

Anyone wanna look as good as me PM me and I give you his contact details.

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