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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. " It puts the lotion on its skin | |||
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"Am I the only one that find Funky Monkeys comments as strange.??" Huh! What is strange? | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??" Please respect my preferences you are opressing me. | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??" I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!" Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx" twisted monkey.. twisted haha | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx twisted monkey.. twisted haha" Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again. | |||
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"Am I the only one that find Funky Monkeys comments as strange.??" Yes | |||
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"Am I the only one that find Funky Monkeys comments as strange.?? Yes " Virtually a death threat there. I'm stepping away from the forums for a while, I don't need this in my life. | |||
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"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again." I'm reporting you, I don't need this kind of treatment. So unfair. Sad. | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx" I think we should! | |||
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"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again." It's more Silence of the Lambs. | |||
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"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again. It's more Silence of the Lambs." That's it I'm stepping away fromt the foru... oh hold on... | |||
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"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again. It's more Silence of the Lambs. That's it I'm stepping away fromt the foru... oh hold on..." Behave yourself funky! | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. " Lol so funny | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. Lol so funny " Jo please respect my choices and stop ridiculing me. Thanks. | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. Lol so funny Jo please respect my choices and stop ridiculing me. Thanks." Shall do ....most welcome | |||
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"Don't fart Don't burp Don't pick your nose" Why not?? We all know they are hilariously gross!! | |||
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"Don't get your cock out then start wanking and don't cum on her face" Is the misdemeanour the wanking bit or the not coming on the face? | |||
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"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date? 1 Dont send dick pics on the phone 2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her 3 Dont talk about your ex's " Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx twisted monkey.. twisted haha Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again." Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me | |||
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"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date? 1 Dont send dick pics on the phone 2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her 3 Dont talk about your ex's Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? " No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there | |||
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"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date? 1 Dont send dick pics on the phone 2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her 3 Dont talk about your ex's Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there " Shag there is no need to be embarrassed if you did those things..... We'd still like you ... | |||
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"Don't use your phone Don't look at the competition in the room Don't excuse yourself to the loo and do a runner " Hmm I'm guilty of the last one | |||
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"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date? 1 Dont send dick pics on the phone 2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her 3 Dont talk about your ex's Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there Shag there is no need to be embarrassed if you did those things..... We'd still like you ... " That is good, well I do 2 sometimes, talking to much about myself lol | |||
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"Don't use your phone Don't look at the competition in the room Don't excuse yourself to the loo and do a runner Hmm I'm guilty of the last one " I'm shocked at you, please say why you ran? | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. " That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. | |||
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"1. Tell the patronising French host guy you think he's a twat. 2. Order a jaegerbomb for courage on entry. 3. Make fuck me eyes at the super cute waitresses while your dates in the ladies on the phone to her pals/mom/sister because they don't stop filming and she'll see it a month down the line on Channel 4. " | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. " Now we found it hilarious! Don't spit as you talk Don't talk when you're eating Don't leave awkward silence gaps | |||
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"Am I the only one that find Funky Monkeys comments as strange.??" I loled at it | |||
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"Date ? " It's the 5th June 2017....lol x | |||
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"Don't tell your date she has big scary boobs or that you served a custodial sentence for a violent offence (This was my Saturday night btw) " Lol he was a catch. | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. " Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this. | |||
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"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.?? I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx twisted monkey.. twisted haha Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" Well since you asked nicely. | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this." . What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish? | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this.. What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish?" Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this. | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this.. What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish? Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this." . You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. | |||
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" You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. " He's clearly joking. He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context. Come the fuck on. | |||
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" You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. He's clearly joking. He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context. Come the fuck on. " Grrrr you've spoilt my fun! | |||
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" You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. He's clearly joking. He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context. Come the fuck on. Grrrr you've spoilt my fun! " | |||
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"Never ask for a dinosaur penis pic." Oh shush! Don't listen to her girls! It's a beautiful thing! | |||
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"Never ask for a dinosaur penis pic. Oh shush! Don't listen to her girls! It's a beautiful thing!" I wouldn't know | |||
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" You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. He's clearly joking. He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context. Come the fuck on. " I'd funky his monkey... | |||
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"Don't show her your lampshades Don't show her your range of skin lotions Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades. That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this.. What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish? Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this.. You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. " he's been making this joke for a long time now....people used to recognise the fact it was tongue in cheek | |||
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"Don't fart Don't be constantly on your mobile phone Don't be a twat ....actually these apply to all dates" Surely farting is acceptable on a third date!? | |||
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"Don't fart Don't be constantly on your mobile phone Don't be a twat ....actually these apply to all dates Surely farting is acceptable on a third date!?" yep as long as its your pussy farting on my cock lol | |||
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"Never ask for a dinosaur penis pic." Wouldn't that been extinct?? (pmsl ) | |||
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"he's been making this joke for a long time now....people used to recognise the fact it was tongue in cheek " OK OK so I've been making the same joke for seven solid years. But finally my perseverence pays off and I got a bite and you and DM ruin it for me. I thought we were friends Christos, I really did. | |||
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"Never ask for a dinosaur penis pic. Oh shush! Don't listen to her girls! It's a beautiful thing! I wouldn't know " Check your inbox lady. There's patented Dinosaur Cock Shot™ waiting for you x | |||
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"Don't forget condoms,dont forget to wash cock ,don't forget mints" You forgot about anal douching | |||
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"Definately dont.. 1. Sit down without a proper introduction and rack a line of up and snort it like a crazed druggy while muttering "hello". 2. Ask her to follow you into the disabled toilet for some hardcore ass fucking. 3. Once the 2 above are done,then get up and shake her hand, tell her "good effort, well done" in a patronising voice and give her 3 quid for the bus home. " Of course...why didn't I think of that. Afterall..if she has come all the way...is just fair pay for a Return ticket... | |||
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