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Why are women settling for second best?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's all tripe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear has your ego been dented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because first is always the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly you arent what they want.. perhaps you would be their second best..

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Saw this thread didn't need to check the OP.

Keep it up dude on day they will come round to what they are missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a common denominator amongst all these women? Maybe that's what the problem is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead."
One here they only go for Mr prefect hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead."

perhaps they need the iron...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead.

perhaps they need the iron..."

4 iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I like offal!! Roasted stuffed lambs hearts.... yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to work out what's redder his face or his t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I think he's great, post are hilarious

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bruce. They are blind. You are magnificent.

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By *cjacoupleCouple
over a year ago

wakefield


"I have offered myself to them on a plate and still they show no gratitude. It seems they'd rather have a plate of offal instead. One here they only go for Mr prefect hehe"

do u think that girls shud hav no standards on here? They hav a right to choose who they want

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I haven't settled for second best

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like a bit of tongue

As every chef knows fat is flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not many like a bighead

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts

Have you tried sending a picture of your willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because they think I'm in high demand OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because all the other girls want you too and I have jealousy issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried sending a picture of your willy?"

No need. My square jaw, my piercing gaze, my masculine brow and fine lines all suggest that I have an abundance of masculinity.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"not many like a bighead "

That's not what i've heard!!! Fnar fnar fnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha. Your a steak I suppose.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I only deserve silver

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've never settled for second best

I may however have been considered to by others with fragile egos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a small plate or a little plate?..it really depends on my appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are worse for it. Women on here who are literally a 1 or a 2 being worshipped like godesses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahahaha. Your a steak I suppose. "

Ribye medium rare 12oz. It's a bit of a jump from a packet of pork scratching though. Maybe they feel unworthy I don't know.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hahahaha. Your a steak I suppose.

Ribye medium rare 12oz. It's a bit of a jump from a packet of pork scratching though. Maybe they feel unworthy I don't know."

Like my steak bleu, I'd perhaps compromise at rare for the right cut of meat, but done medium nah sorry your third best there

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

We all have a grpwly point.

Sometimes we need to understand the need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to work out what's redder his face or his t-shirt "

At least he's got the balls to show his face !

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By *cjacoupleCouple
over a year ago

wakefield


"Have you tried sending a picture of your willy?

No need. My square jaw, my piercing gaze, my masculine brow and fine lines all suggest that I have an abundance of masculinity."

Ur square jaw piercing gaze and fine line ant worked yet tho ? Good luck ur gonna need it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No offal or second best, thanks. Maybe try being third best, to mix it up a little

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm apparently the second best lover she's ever had

Although there are 75 men tied for first place

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