FabSwingers.com forum: The fab full monty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies... if you had to pick five male forumites to do the full monty routine for your very own viewing pleasure, who would it be?

I don't even have anyone chosen myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thehatter cos he already has the hat

Geminiman for his loveheart bum

Mojojojo for the music

Iworkout cos well, why not!

Misterbee for the cream. Bagsy I get first lick

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Holy crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. OP first!

For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.

**Shouts across the forum**

Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fullyfit69

Misterbee

Pat mustard

Piece of cake

Tattguy

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves. "

This

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I think I'll send them a pm

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

This is what we need at the lounge social

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ooooooohh set it up. Don't limit it to 5, we need one each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have an over 40s category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard1978 would definitely be in it

I'm pretty crap.with names so not sure of others

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can we have an over 40s category?

Hell yes

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Erectjim - knicker hoopla

iworkout - abtastic

Clem - I want to see him freestyle

g3orgie - he looks alright naked

danberks - to pop the balloon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sam....off of lacey and Sam

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Jimiuk he's alright if you like that kinda thing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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PB just to see him take off his belt in a sexual manner

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hatter but he is dancing to pony with Meli

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Patmustard oi oi savaloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tatt guy

tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)

pat mustard

and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have an over 40s category?

Hell yes

I'm 39 can I still join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing has to be the 5th member..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"tatt guy

tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)

pat mustard

and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more "

I've got a whole show planned out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we audition x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my what an excellent idea!

My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure

Sexysinglestud

Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)

G3orgie

Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. OP first!

For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.

**Shouts across the forum**

Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging. "

I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tatt guy

tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)

pat mustard

and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more "

But i can get out of my clothes in a very sexy way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" oi oi savaloy"

I haven't heard that for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PB, the mustard guy, clem, Georgie, I workout. Off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tatt guy

tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)

pat mustard

and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more

But i can get out of my clothes in a very sexy way! "

oh really?! prove it

*sits back in a chair and watches*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. OP first!

For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.

**Shouts across the forum**

Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging.

I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........

Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can we have an over 40s category?

Hell yes

I'm 39 can I still join? "

You can have a special dispensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB just to see him take off his belt in a sexual manner

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Danberks, PP, howard1978, swing and pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

Hold on I want in on this

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

And maybe someone to mop up my mess

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll wait to see if I have 5 willing volunteers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

Hold on I want in on this

You're in dis you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the cricket once and the village people I was the copper but instead of the Batton I took a 20inch double ended black dildo. Let's just say after a few drinking a swinging it round my head I got kicked out ??

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

Hold on I want in on this

How rude of me! Goes without saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ooooooohh set it up. Don't limit it to 5, we need one each

Oh yes, one in each hand

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh my what an excellent idea!

My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure

Sexysinglestud

Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)

G3orgie

Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!"

Christ I forgot the resident millionaire

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" oi oi savaloy

I haven't heard that for ages

Oh it's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB just to see him take off his belt in a sexual manner

Standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my what an excellent idea!

My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure

Sexysinglestud

Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)

G3orgie

Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!

Christ I forgot the resident millionaire "

Its not his money I'm after...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8

HOT STUFF..

just because :D

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh my what an excellent idea!

My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure

Sexysinglestud

Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)

G3orgie

Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!

Christ I forgot the resident millionaire

Its not his money I'm after...!

Will he need a big hat?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty."

I had you down for a private audition

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"PB just to see him take off his belt in a sexual manner

Standard

Grind for me baby

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty."

Magic Mike oooft that's more auditions required

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noticed non of the men are coming forward with their dancers of choice

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"noticed non of the men are coming forward with their dancers of choice

They might want their own Thread to make their lady choices on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"noticed non of the men are coming forward with their dancers of choice

The OP did ask for the ladies to make their choices.

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. OP first!

For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.

**Shouts across the forum**

Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging.

I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........

Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on. "

Me sarky.....never.

I'll be over when I've finished my doughnuts

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"noticed non of the men are coming forward with their dancers of choice

With my dad dancing dad bod I'm not qualified to comment!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance "

I just want the torso pics

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance "

They will I'll do the choreography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what we need at the lounge social

Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions

Oh oh I've come over all peculiar

I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them

Hold on I want in on this

You're in dis you say?

I ain't stripping my clothes off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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All I want is a cock in my box.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance

I just want the torso pics

And me

can I share Kinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I want is a cock in my box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.

I had you down for a private audition

I'm still at the auditioning stage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I want is a cock in my box.

Filthy wench

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance

I just want the torso pics

And me

can I share Kinky? "

I've had some good ones

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Does my dance skills really matter or just my ability to take off my clothes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"All I want is a cock in my box.

Filthy wench"

It's like you expect anything else.

Also....still waiting

Frigid the lot of ya

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos

This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics

No one wants to dance

I just want the torso pics

And me

can I share Kinky?

I've had some good ones

I'm waiting patiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'll.... ummmm.... errrrr.... Sorry, What was the question again???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I still haven't made my mind up, so I'm just going to skim my friend list and hot list.

I'd say Hatter but he's probably too modest.

Erectjim, PB, swingofkingers or what his face is, thingy 118 and g3orgie.

Probably.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that! "

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either."

Pork Sword!?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!? "

Beefcakes?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!? "

Cocktail sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage"

Bacon lardons

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons "

Salted beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

My favourite, dad bods x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me out....I'm washing me hair that night

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef"

Pulled pork

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Count me out....I'm washing me hair that night

Too late you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them "

I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef

Pulled pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym guy.

naughty geordie21.

Funcoolkinky.

Geordie bi69.

Dougy91.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

That's going to be a big category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef"

Beef jerky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef

Pulled pork

"
jellied eels

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them

I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!

I've got the choreography in hand

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef

Pulled pork

jellied eels

Savaloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

for the record nothing wrong with CUTE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them

I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!

I've got the choreography in hand

You have my full attention!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef

Pulled pork

*Bows*

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

You're cute

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them

I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!

I've got the choreography in hand

You have my full attention!

And you would definitely get mine

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over a year ago

"Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

You're cute

Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

You're cute

Doh!"

Not in my cute category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to see me do the naked guy thing?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.

I had you down for a private audition

I'm still at the auditioning stage?

Oh we both know you've got the part

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyone want to see me do the naked guy thing?

Yes!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is terrible and sexist!

I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway

Clit teases the lot of them

I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!

I've got the choreography in hand

You have my full attention!

And you would definitely get mine

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I like private dancers tbh

I'm opting for funny/serious guys for the stage

Ally cat

Piece of cake

Dan Berks

Mr tucker

And Templar

Just for the shits n giggles

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"This is terrible and sexist!

I love it!"

Great

Not shut up and shake that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?

You're cute

Doh!

Not in my cute category

Do I want to know what category I am in or would I regret asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.

I had you down for a private audition

I'm still at the auditioning stage?

Oh we both know you've got the part

Oh I know you like my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just have them all please? I'm feeling in a greedy mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just have them all please? I'm feeling in a greedy mood tonight

Come on boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!

Yep

These men aren't meat either.

Pork Sword!?

Cocktail sausage

Bacon lardons

Salted beef"

I've salted that beef from my tears

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is terrible and sexist!

I love it!

Great

Not shut up and shake that ass

*shakes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just have them all please? I'm feeling in a greedy mood tonight

Come on boys! "

I'm just having a dance lesson at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves. "

Sounds like an illegal cock fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Did someone say my name at the top? You want me naked in front of the these ripped guys? Not a cat in hells.

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By *imonTMan
over a year ago

hayes

Where do I put my name down? Which of you lovely ladies is keeping the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be 5 shy guys who can't dance. But, if we're talking arses, it has to be Funky Monkey and Pops for their heart-shaped buns.

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over a year ago

"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.

Sounds like an illegal cock fight!

Sounds like a good show!

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I'll press play on the music and take money for tickets on the door. For charity of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I keep my hat on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?"

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

Make sure it's a warm place yeah? No chilly drafts!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

Make sure it's a warm place yeah? No chilly drafts!

Can't see what difference it would make

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeas can I help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard1978

Funky Monkey

G3orgie

Sam from Lacey & Sam

Errol B

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Howard1978

Funky Monkey

G3orgie

Sam from Lacey & Sam

Errol B"

Can Sam wear his rugby socks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking Tatf pretty please ladies x if all places gone can he be a naked waiter x

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

Make sure it's a warm place yeah? No chilly drafts!

Can't see what difference it would make "

As in literally can't see

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

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over a year ago

"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.

Sounds like an illegal cock fight!

Sounds like a good show!"

It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.

Sounds like an illegal cock fight!

Sounds like a good show!

It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars

Ah the visions

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff "

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

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over a year ago

"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!

I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.

Sounds like an illegal cock fight!

Sounds like a good show!

It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars

Ah the visions "

Steer clear of the green one!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeas can I help?

Only if I can do yours too

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

Oi!! I care!

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over a year ago

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"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

Oi!! I care!

Shut up and let me rub you with lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howard1978

Funky Monkey

G3orgie

Sam from Lacey & Sam

Errol B"

Howard can keep his socks on though.

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

Oi!! I care!

Shut up and let me rub you with lard."

Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?

This sounds like a setup...

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over a year ago

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"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

Oi!! I care!

Shut up and let me rub you with lard.

Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose

Can you dance to mardy bum but shout lardy whenever he says mardy?

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

I feel hurt and unpopular lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I keep my hat on?

Oh of course, rest of clothes off though

And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application

Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff

It can be cooking oil for all I care!

Oi!! I care!

Shut up and let me rub you with lard.

Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose

Can you dance to mardy bum but shout lardy whenever he says mardy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling honoured to have made 2 lists...

Even if it is to laugh at ny two left feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I want is a cock in my box.

Ooh, you could definitely have mine

I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........

Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on."

Y.M.C.A. is still a very popular tune at parties

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over a year ago

"All I want is a cock in my box.

Ooh, you could definitely have mine

I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........

Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on.

Y.M.C.A. is still a very popular tune at parties

The YMCA will never not be popular

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