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Quim, pussy, fanny, cock, dick, willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What words do you use to describe your private parts? Do you have different words for different occasions?

What is the most interesting or unusual word or phrase you have heard to describe either male or female genetalia?

What words do you hate people using and why? Are there any words that just make you cringe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitty bobs.

Fue fue

Lady garden

Joy stick

Cock

Love pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any words I hate being used for privates....

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

There is a forumite who calls his cock his tinky winky and a pussy a front bottom, makes me cry with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three words

'For fucks sake'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Quim. I love it. And the worst one I've heard was 'tadpole tube' .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I use quim and cunt for me.

This has every word I've ever heard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KipDykbfhD4

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Pork sword.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Downstair or food for me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Quim. I love it. And the worst one I've heard was 'tadpole tube' . "

There are so many bad ones. I don't like any of the axe wound type descriptors.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Reminds me of bloodhound gang,

The beef bus is pulling into tuna town.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Quim. I love it. And the worst one I've heard was 'tadpole tube' .

There are so many bad ones. I don't like any of the axe wound type descriptors.

"

Ah yes. Those ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bitty bobs.

Fue fue

Lady garden

Joy stick

Cock

Love pole

"

Which category do these fall into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cock, a very pretty cock, but I'm drifting off topic.

I like the word 'cunt', but I know many don't.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I refused to meet someone for using the C word and he tried to remedy the situation by using the T word

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Cunt for me personally, but lots don't like it so I tend to use the more socially acceptable pussy or foof in conversation (which actually DOES make me cringe lol).

A guy sent me a mail a while back telling me I had amazing Diddies... It still makes me laugh...

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Tupence is what we call it in my house

On fab it's my cunt

Willy is the family name

Cock is for fab my regular refers to it as a pussy wrecker

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Boobs and lady bits

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Tupence is what we call it in my house

On fab it's my cunt

Willy is the family name

Cock is for fab my regular refers to it as a pussy wrecker"

I like Tuppence but as I know a woman called Tuppence it feels wrong to use it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tupence is what we call it in my house

On fab it's my cunt

Willy is the family name

Cock is for fab my regular refers to it as a pussy wrecker

I like Tuppence but as I know a woman called Tuppence it feels wrong to use it.

"

I have heard it called a 'tuppy' before. Maybe it was shirt for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Short, not shirt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and interesting when referring to female genitalia earlier today I said muff.

I don't often get to talk about muff though

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Oh my life!!!!!

Google is my friend tonight

Tuppence origins from prostitutes and it being 2 pence a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to say tuppence and willy when my children were growing up. Now I say pussy and cock. The other c word is only used when talking dirty to mr x

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By *ustle7174Couple
over a year ago

grimsby

Cock.

Who uses the word quim?

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By *ustle7174Couple
over a year ago

grimsby

My friend calls her pussy a foofoo.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I like Pandora's Box but it's too long winded to keep typing

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By *ature-maleMan
over a year ago

wirral

At home when playing we used the Fanny and Richard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like Pandora's Box but it's too long winded to keep typing "

Empty of everything except hope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really REALLY hate the word 'fanny'- it makes me cringe haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use cock and pussy.

Love Monty Python's skit on Noel Coward:

The Penis Song

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter (4) calls hers a flue

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