FabSwingers.com forum: Sex factor is here, are you applying?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If so, what's your sales pitch!

I can breathe through my ears and last longer than 15 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're this good you don't need a sales pitch

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Can I be a judge?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm here to enjoy the ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a judge?

Yes but judges are not allowed to participate in the auditions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for! "

So does half the population, sales pitch denied

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I can fuck a cock and hoover the house at the same time and i've only ever mixed up three times !

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can I be a judge?

Yes but judges are not allowed to participate in the auditions!"

That's why I want to be a judge

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My breasts speak for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do not judge people

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

So does half the population, sales pitch denied

Damn!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Not every single person I've met thinks I'm a complete tool.

That's probably as good as it gets, although also offers a clue why that job in marketing never went anywhere

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have a vagina and a very powerful hoover that has an amazing sucking ability...

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'll decline again. I'm not queuing up with thousands of nutters who think they're good at it, when they're obviously there to promote and make a fool of themselves when auditioning. Besides, being too popular gets wearing when you're talented and that's my excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for! "

It's a yes from me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

No buzzers for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nahhh im shit at this whole sex thing.. meh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

No buzzers for you

Thank you

thank you very much

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

It's a yes from me. "

You're easily pleased are you?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I'll pitch with I have youth (plenty of time to develop), brains (have just completed a masters degree) and a wicked mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

Let me just kneel down so I'm closer

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !"

Apologies but Simon, oh sorry the OP seems to have omitted to appoint a 3rd judge and someone has appointed himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !"

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pretty pussy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!"

Err hello! My hoover is far more superior to a Henry and the tricks it does are bloody damn right amazing!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have a pretty pussy

Don't we all mine's pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

But can they sing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i do not judge people

I do, makes it more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

Don't we all mine's pink

Agreed, all pussys are pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not every single person I've met thinks I'm a complete tool.

That's probably as good as it gets, although also offers a clue why that job in marketing never went anywhere"

Tools are good though, especially when your car breaks down on the way to a Sex Factor audition

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

Err hello! My hoover is far more superior to a Henry and the tricks it does are bloody damn right amazing!

Back off biatch! You never even said hoover until after I said hoover.

This is a one hoover thread. Get your own USP !

( no it's a Dyson, Cordless , Bagless OBVS ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but can I be one of the judges?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll decline again. I'm not queuing up with thousands of nutters who think they're good at it, when they're obviously there to promote and make a fool of themselves when auditioning. Besides, being too popular gets wearing when you're talented and that's my excuse.

Chicken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nahhh im shit at this whole sex thing.. meh "

One can only improve through practice!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!"

It's a Dyson but I want the dream so much I will have a Henry next week !!!

Yes Yes Yes. Thank you. I need to go phone my Granny now..... x She's dying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pitch with I have youth (plenty of time to develop), brains (have just completed a masters degree) and a wicked mind

I'll make sure to pair you with the cougars for the first challenge!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

Let me just kneel down so I'm closer

I've already got you on your knees? I'm better at this than I thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I'll pitch with I have youth (plenty of time to develop), brains (have just completed a masters degree) and a wicked mind

I'll make sure to pair you with the cougars for the first challenge!"

Feel free to, a bit like the voice it's all about working with the right person to get the best out of them! I feel the cougars would definitely suit me best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but can I be one of the judges?!"

What are your credentials for being a judge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

It's a Dyson but I want the dream so much I will have a Henry next week !!!

Yes Yes Yes. Thank you. I need to go phone my Granny now..... x She's dying."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!"

If I show you, will you reconsider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!

If I show you, will you reconsider?

No favouritism on my show!

Behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!

If I show you, will you reconsider?

No favouritism on my show!

Behave

Well that's not the sex factor spirit is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can squirt dodgy snake oil

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

It's a Dyson but I want the dream so much I will have a Henry next week !!!

Yes Yes Yes. Thank you. I need to go phone my Granny now..... x She's dying.

Shhhhhhh it's my back story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!

If I show you, will you reconsider?

No favouritism on my show!

Behave

Well that's not the sex factor spirit is it

I've just realised I'm not the judge, where are all my appointed judges, help me out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can squirt dodgy snake oil

Can you aim it and change pressure mid squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pretty pussy

See point above for Ignitemybody, pitch denied!

If I show you, will you reconsider?

No favouritism on my show!

Behave

Well that's not the sex factor spirit is it

I've just realised I'm not the judge, where are all my appointed judges, help me out!"

Will the judges need to see my pussy before they make their decision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sales pitch, I am what I am!

That should be a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can squirt dodgy snake oil

Can you aim it and change pressure mid squirt?"

Yep my squirt control is fantastic. My snake oil supersoaker is tried and tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but can I be one of the judges?!

What are your credentials for being a judge

I could up with a load of big words to make me sound like I'd be right for the job but I'll stick with:-

I'll be the Simon Cowell, and be brutally honest and say it how it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but can I be one of the judges?!

What are your credentials for being a judge

I could up with a load of big words to make me sound like I'd be right for the job but I'll stick with:-

I'll be the Simon Cowell, and be brutally honest and say it how it is!

Hired! Now some contestants require your judgement on their sales pitch, be merciless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll be the ladies practice dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My breasts speak for themselves

That is a talent! What do they usually say?

Come closer and they'll whisper to you

Let me just kneel down so I'm closer

I've already got you on your knees? I'm better at this than I thought

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No point in me applying not practiced for a very long time. Everyone would laugh

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

Err hello! My hoover is far more superior to a Henry and the tricks it does are bloody damn right amazing!

Back off biatch! You never even said hoover until after I said hoover.

This is a one hoover thread. Get your own USP !

( no it's a Dyson, Cordless , Bagless OBVS ! )"

I don't need to argue I know I'm the best!

That was the hoover speaking by the way,see mine can even communicate so there!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well if it's anything like the real xfactor, my dog died last week and I'm doing this in her honour, she used to love watching me have sex. And now whenever I have sex it brings a year to my eye and makes me more determined.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can wank for england

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By *now white1000Woman
over a year ago

York

nothing is as good as a Virgin, and i am a Virgin

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can bring a paper bag ifpeople get offended by my face...

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"I'll pitch with I have youth (plenty of time to develop), brains (have just completed a masters degree) and a wicked mind

I'll make sure to pair you with the cougars for the first challenge!"
*volunteers*!

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

My pitch is I rarely have a 1 night stand unless it's my choice so I must be doing something right that they come back for more?

that and I have a tight and squeezy fanny

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I'll pitch with I have youth (plenty of time to develop), brains (have just completed a masters degree) and a wicked mind

I'll make sure to pair you with the cougars for the first challenge! *volunteers*!"

Oh we have a volunteer hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The winner has arrived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just show my ass its a winner

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take my hoover elsewhere!

There are other fucking talent shows you know !

Is it Henry? Can he perform tricks? If so you are getting a YES!

Err hello! My hoover is far more superior to a Henry and the tricks it does are bloody damn right amazing!

Back off biatch! You never even said hoover until after I said hoover.

This is a one hoover thread. Get your own USP !

( no it's a Dyson, Cordless , Bagless OBVS ! )"

Tuuunnneeee!!!!

https://youtu.be/yeIGBfu39YI

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely "

Correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely

Correct answer

Do I win

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely

Correct answer

Do I win "

Being an athlete my competitive nature would have to come out and say I wouldn't give up without a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely

Correct answer

Do I win

Being an athlete my competitive nature would have to come out and say I wouldn't give up without a fight

Game on lol

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Just show my ass its a winner

Does the latex come included?

Yes definitely

Correct answer

Do I win

Being an athlete my competitive nature would have to come out and say I wouldn't give up without a fight

Game on lol "

Challenge accepted! May the best contenstant win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pussies are pretty awful. Hee Hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What game does your ass play ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some pussies are pretty awful. Hee Hee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for! "

One that tightens around me

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

What about tight and wet?

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

What about tight and wet?

Tight and wet seems to work

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

I think my vagina has forgotten what it's for actually,I think it needs a reminder!

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

I think my vagina has forgotten what it's for actually,I think it needs a reminder!"

iPhone reminders are quite handy, failing that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

I think my vagina has forgotten what it's for actually,I think it needs a reminder!

iPhone reminders are quite handy, failing that

Well I don't have an Iphone...

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I have a vagina,what more can anyone ask for!

One that tightens around me

I think my vagina has forgotten what it's for actually,I think it needs a reminder!

iPhone reminders are quite handy, failing that

Well I don't have an Iphone..."

I guess that means I'll have to help out

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Putting my sexual prowess up for scrutiny? Sod that, I don't even have muff pics on here!

Already know I'm a cracking bonk

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Putting my sexual prowess up for scrutiny? Sod that, I don't even have muff pics on here!

Already know I'm a cracking bonk

Don't believe you....

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