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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Hide key in garden.

Eat a burger at the pub.

Run on the way back when you have spent your money. Drink more when you are there to spend more.

Stop smoking.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That is a joke right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack"

You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...

Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!

Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?

I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack"

I find if you remove your balaclava it's handy to pop a few things in and stop the rattle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is a joke right?! "

I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack

You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...

Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!

Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?

I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry..."

I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hide key in garden.

Eat a burger at the pub.

Run on the way back when you have spent your money. Drink more when you are there to spend more.

Stop smoking. "

Out the box thinking. I like this

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"That is a joke right?!

I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know "

If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is a joke right?!

I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know

If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time "

Fancy coming for a run with me? You can be my key holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack

You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...

Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!

Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?

I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...

I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly "

Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!

How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack

You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...

Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!

Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?

I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...

I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly

Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!

How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers?"

That could work want to go halves on a patent? It would kill in America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come running with you and hold your burger

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"That is a joke right?!

I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know

If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time

Fancy coming for a run with me? You can be my key holder "

Yeah no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.

My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub

How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack

You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...

Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!

Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?

I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...

I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly

Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!

How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers?

That could work want to go halves on a patent? It would kill in America"

Aw yeah!!!! If the burger hats do well, we can look into diversifying with natcho sombreros!

There's a big hole in the hot dog sock market too...

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