FabSwingers.com forum: You say the sweetest things.......

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

There are definitely some things you wouldn't expect to see in messages between 2 fabbers. Yet I'm sure incongruous things do get said quite frequently, let's see what you can come up with. I'll start

If you ever want a coffee or a nice walk let me know x

I love you more than life itself x

Oh if you're feeling brave you can admit to sending any that come up

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Will you marry me?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd leave my partner for you.

Be still my quivering quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the point of private messages were that they were private? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm lost. Are we saying things we wouldn't expect to see in a message?

Like, I really don't like sex, or similar?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I'm lost. Are we saying things we wouldn't expect to see in a message?

Like, I really don't like sex, or similar? "

Yep although apparently some don't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm lost. Are we saying things we wouldn't expect to see in a message?

Like, I really don't like sex, or similar?

Yep although apparently some don't lol"

I'm just messaging to let you know that I'm not interested in talking to you, or meeting you.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I'm lost. Are we saying things we wouldn't expect to see in a message?

Like, I really don't like sex, or similar?

Yep although apparently some don't lol

I'm just messaging to let you know that I'm not interested in talking to you, or meeting you. "

Stop it I can't breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm messaging because you made a point disagreeing with me on a thread and I'd like to commend you for helping me see things from a different perspective.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought the point of private messages were that they were private? ..."

Yeah, I think we're meant to type things we wouldn't expect to read not those we have? I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?"

I write that. I *mean* it.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?"

Yeah that type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would very much like to meet your parents after we have sex, and thank them for spawning you for my pleasure.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

I write that. I *mean* it. "

Ooooft

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I thought the point of private messages were that they were private? ...

Yeah, I think we're meant to type things we wouldn't expect to read not those we have? I dunno. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few unwanted declarations of love and marriage proposals. But the one that shocked me most was this is your ex husband and his girlfriend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to meet you for a social after we've fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

I write that. I *mean* it. "

Would you say that puts us in a minority?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me yesterday they give up smoking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

I write that. I *mean* it.

Would you say that puts us in a minority?"

No. Everyone else is simply in denial.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Would you like to come for dinner with my parents tomorrow evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

I write that. I *mean* it.

Would you say that puts us in a minority?

No. Everyone else is simply in denial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of non sexual related messages today which makes a pleasant change

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've had a couple of non sexual related messages today which makes a pleasant change

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Could I please come to the gum clinic with you AFTER we've had sex? I'd be concerned for your health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I please come to the gum clinic with you AFTER we've had sex? I'd be concerned for your health. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm writing to say I'm not personalising your every post in the forums because I think it's aimed at me.

Seriously, I *wish* I'd get this rather than the opposite. Bit fed up of people thinking they're that important to me. #grumpvented

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm so glad you don't have pics, I've always wanted a blind date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?"

The L word? Arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Give me your cream? "

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Things like 'I want to make love to you'

That sort of thing OP?

The L word? Arghhhh"

Don't say it

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"" Give me your cream? ""

Hang on I think I did actually ask for some on my strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Give me your cream? "

Hang on I think I did actually ask for some on my strawberries

You have strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm messaging to say you're the millionth person I've spunked a message at and I'd be eternally grateful if you'd just please send me a dirty photo and pretend you're interested, so I can climax this wank with hope rather than self-loathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What blood group are you?

Ummm O-neg, why?

I have a nice Chianti chilling in the fridge.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"" Give me your cream? "

Hang on I think I did actually ask for some on my strawberries

You have strawberries

Yeeeeeessssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get some milk on the way home, Dad

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can you get some milk on the way home, Dad

Omg you're bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Give me your cream? "

Hang on I think I did actually ask for some on my strawberries

Ive never seen you with anything but a cup of tea. Where are you hiding your strawberries?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"" Give me your cream? "

Hang on I think I did actually ask for some on my strawberries

Ive never seen you with anything but a cup of tea. Where are you hiding your strawberries? "

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

What I have with you I don't want with anyone else

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