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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. "I went to see Jimi live at the Appollo."

Wouldn't have been much of a show if he were deceased now would it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2. Where exactly did the ball hit you? (reporter to Mike Gatting in an aftermatch interview with him sporting two black eyes and a broken nose)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue

(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue

(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "

i remember that being said lol x

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

"The sea is within walking distance"

Surely everything is within walking distance, if you're committed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue

(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "

I remember that!

Ted Lowe; BBC Commentary circa 1980

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue

(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx

I remember that!

Ted Lowe; BBC Commentary circa 1980"

Me grandad told me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the ball had gone in the net it would have been a goal!"

~ Well, yeah, stoopid, that's the whole point of it.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just wondering , how many votes for :

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what the fuck is a near miss? You either hit the thing or you don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue

(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "

I believe there was also one that went summat like....

"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Just wondering , how many votes for :

I do. "

I do or should i say i wont ever ever again

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I believe there was also one that went summat like....

"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect"."

Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I believe there was also one that went summat like....

"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".

Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?

"

No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I believe there was also one that went summat like....

"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".

Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?

No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes. "

I trust you opened it and let him some air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I believe there was also one that went summat like....

"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".

Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?

No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes.

I trust you opened it and let him some air. "

xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

the one that gets my goat is.. PIN number... the N stands for number so your saying personal identification number number......

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

or when you tell someone your going on holiday... and they say" oh going somewhere nice?" i get the urge to say no actually we are going on a tour of sewage farms and toxic waste factories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or when you tell someone your going on holiday... and they say" oh going somewhere nice?" i get the urge to say no actually we are going on a tour of sewage farms and toxic waste factories...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

When you trip up and someone says 'Be careful'...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Meeting someone at the doctors and they say

"Are you ok?"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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If you break your leg, don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/11 22:16:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if I had a penny every time some one said that to me I'd be a millionaire.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"the one that gets my goat is.. PIN number... the N stands for number so your saying personal identification number number...... "

It's like the phrase PAT Testing! The P.A.T stands for "Portable Appliance Test". That "testing on the end is not required!

My sister-in-Law has a habbit of saying "I turned round to her and said *** And she turned around to me and said***" I can just imagine them being very dizzy at the end of the conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sister-in-Law has a habbit of saying "I turned round to her and said *** And she turned around to me and said***" I can just imagine them being very dizzy at the end of the conversation! "

Either that, or they face each other back to back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sister-in-Law has a habbit of saying "I turned round to her and said *** And she turned around to me and said***" I can just imagine them being very dizzy at the end of the conversation!

Either that, or they face each other back to back! "

back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ?"

its on old poem not sure who wrote it...

One fine day in the middle of the night,

two dead men got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

If you don't believe the story's true

Ask the blind man, he saw it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the pictures tomorrow

I bought a front seat at the back

I ate a plain cake with currents in

I ate it and gave it them back xxx

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Would you like more chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ?

its on old poem not sure who wrote it...

One fine day in the middle of the night,

two dead men got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

If you don't believe the story's true

Ask the blind man, he saw it too"

is it from a song as well or is that just me being silly now

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

it's been end to end stuff,all at the wigan end.alan mcinally.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When you have lost something and can't find it, some bright spark will ask you in variations of....

"Have you looked for it where you lost it?"

DOH! If I knew where I'd lost it, I'd have Feckin' found it, wouldn't I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at a funeral an someone says "dosen't he/she look well or "they look just like themselves"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a book called Colmanballs, and basically it was all "cock ups" that went out live on the telly, was hilarious reading and you cannot believe some of the stupid things that people came out with.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We are all in this together...yeh like feck are we

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