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Cleaning the house before a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I presumed that most people when arranging a meet would make sure the house as well as themselves was presentable. I have refused meets in the past cos the house has been a riot.

Granted i dont change my bedding cos id change that afterwards but id want the house looking ok. I have however heard some horror stories.

Whats the worst u have walked into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....

True story.....

I swiftly turned about face and fooked off .....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

That's why I hardly ever meet as I can't be arsed to clean top to bottom

On a serious note, I only do play meets at mine, so yes I will do my utmost to make sure it is as clean and tidy as possible and always clean bedding, I am fucked before the good stuff has even started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that id allow guys in my home... but id deffo have clean bedding on though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't meet at home but the old friends who do come here know I'm a slattern... but with clean sheets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I always try to make the place look decent, then say to e person, you will have to forgive the mess LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away.

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nice hotels for us

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away. "

You weren't horny enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my regular partner comes over I do the same cleaning I do every day. He gets a nice cup of tea, which is much more important than a bleached house.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....

True story.....

I swiftly turned about face and fooked off ....."

I can't breathe, where was the warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away.

You weren't horny enough "

Not after seeing That, I don't mind a bit of mess but that was another level, literally! I think she grew about 3 feet when she stepped inside

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away.

You weren't horny enough

Not after seeing That, I don't mind a bit of mess but that was another level, literally! I think she grew about 3 feet when she stepped inside "

I draw the line at shit or piss on the carpet / bed. Or rats / fleas. Otherwise it's game on.

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

reminds me of Ross from freinds meeting Hot Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLwHr6UU5E8

Funny thing I experienced ALMOST that - even if it was not romantic date, but kinda bussines related.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I don't understand not having a clean house anyway.

Granted I am a single guy so it's pretty easy but I have a relatively large house and 2 massive dogs who do their best to mess it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a pig ?? I hate my home probably psychological problems'

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"reminds me of Ross from freinds meeting Hot Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLwHr6UU5E8

Funny thing I experienced ALMOST that - even if it was not romantic date, but kinda bussines related. "

See, joey had the right idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day"
waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd have a tidy up before anyone came round.

Not just form a meet, I'd also do it if friends were dropping by.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I don't accommodate fab meets, but for buddies that pre date fab, I'd make sure everywhere was presentable (usually is) and change my bed linen, unless of course it was very last minute

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd have a tidy up before anyone came round.

Not just form a meet, I'd also do it if friends were dropping by."

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotels solve such a big problem

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"I always try to make the place look decent, then say to e person, you will have to forgive the mess LoL"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a clean freak anyways so my house is always spotless, I put a clean old sheet on and and towel handy if needed, need a matress protector too I reckon after the last meet, shove my duvet etc in the spare bedroom though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?"

Not especially. I dont tend to squirt but lube, body fluids, sweat all soak beds.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?

Not especially. I dont tend to squirt but lube, body fluids, sweat all soak beds."

You must do it differently to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always make sure it's clean and tidy. Makes the right impression that you've made an effort for someone. The sheets will always get very dirty and straight in the wash after!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Inviting people to your home ???? ...... no way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sticky carpet.......

Whoosh.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticky carpet.......

Whoosh....... "

Feet stuck to the floor so they can't escape.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

What's a meet?

Seriously though, a quick clean and tidy, hiding the valuables (wallet, iPad etc) and work related documents away, then with two minutes to spare, chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my regular partner comes over I do the same cleaning I do every day. He gets a nice cup of tea, which is much more important than a bleached house. "

Yes, tea is critical!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I prefer my own place so I know it's clean,not really walked into anything to bad though and I'm ultra fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is always clean. So it's not an issue. Hate coming home to housework

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Inviting people to your home ???? ...... no way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never have anyone from this site in my house (no offence)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A bit OCD us so it's hotel meets only as we don't meet at home.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

yes

my home is always clean .like a hotel

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By *amesLeedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds City Centre Apartment


"I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....

True story.....

I swiftly turned about face and fooked off ....."

Same with a bird I met

But it was seen on the way out of her flat at the end

Think it's coz she was too pissed to let them out as the rest of the flat was OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My place is up for sale so I may break my own rules and have a meet there the week before it completes

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm a total slob, but my bedclothes are clean. As am I.

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