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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to see bar open... I'll have a Gin & Tonic and a naughty look, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great to see bar open... I'll have a Gin & Tonic and a naughty look, please "

Perfect, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Stella please, too soon for whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer. . And I'll tip you a snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort on the rocks please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negroni for me please

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to see bar open... I'll have a Gin & Tonic and a naughty look, please

Perfect, coming right up "

Appreciate such fine, fast, flirty service Thank you! You are a gem of a barkeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Stella please, too soon for whiskey "

coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beer. . And I'll tip you a snog. "

Aye why not pucker up

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Double rum and Fanta twist please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Southern comfort on the rocks please "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

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Fancy getting squiffy honey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Negroni for me please "

That's easy, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the mood for a decent rum punch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila"

I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Southern comfort on the rocks please

Here you go "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale "

It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey? "

I feel I need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila

I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you "

Fruit cider to start please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double rum and Fanta twist please x"

That's a new one, okay here it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in the mood for a decent rum punch."

Yep here you go, no fighting though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruity bulmers over ice please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to "

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the mood for a decent rum punch.

Yep here you go, no fighting though "

I'm a lover not a fighter

Many thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila

I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you

Fruit cider to start please... "

No need for I'm currently drinking strongbiw dark fruits.

Here's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fruity bulmers over ice please x"

Coming right up

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thank you kind lady i have no change so can i give you a kiss instead on tip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila

I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you

Fruit cider to start please...

No need for I'm currently drinking strongbiw dark fruits.

Here's yours "

Great choice

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Cold pint of lager, double southern and lemonade please and one for yourself of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB "

I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Cider n black please

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

G&T with a wedge of lime for me sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you kind lady i have no change so can i give you a kiss instead on tip x "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold pint of lager, double southern and lemonade please and one for yourself of course "

Ahh thank you, I'm going to be very squiffy at this rate!

Here's yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cider n black please "

Here you go lovely x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together "

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale

It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir "

Thanks MsB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"G&T with a wedge of lime for me sweetie xx "

Of course, here you go

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB

I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy "

I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cool glass of white wine to start please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a nice cold white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen? "

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB

I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy

I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some "

Oh I want some of that, I do have sloe gin if that's any good?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x"

Hey, I just met you....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB

I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy

I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some

Oh I want some of that, I do have sloe gin if that's any good? "

Oh God that ruined me last time.

Shots of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice cool glass of white wine to start please"

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x "

Fancy sharing a bottle or two?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x

Hey, I just met you...."

And this is crazy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x

Fancy sharing a bottle or two?"

Not keen on white wine I'm afraid, prefer a nice Rioja or Tempranillo

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

A milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x

Hey, I just met you....

And this is crazy....."

You have my number....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x

Fancy sharing a bottle or two?"

Pull up a chair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A milkshake "

Flavour? Specifics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber "

Of course I do, here you go lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint and a jd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x

Hey, I just met you....

And this is crazy.....

You have my number...."

I'll call you maybe.....nah scrap the maybe, I'll call you later xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness? "

Of course you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness?

Of course you may "

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint and a jd"

Here you go

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy?

Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please.

Fancy getting squiffy honey?

I feel I need to

You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together

Let's. Will a video chat happen?

Yeah later if you're free? Call me x

Hey, I just met you....

And this is crazy.....

You have my number....

I'll call you maybe.....nah scrap the maybe, I'll call you later xx"

Oh my wish in the well worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness?

Of course you may

Good girl "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale

It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir

Thanks MsB "

More than welcome PB, hope it helps, shout up if you need another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a packet of peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And a packet of peanuts"

Wish hold on right there, I'm only serving drinks! Just kidding have some nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? "

Your first orgasm on mine, shortly followed by your second on Lacey's.

Finger licking good

No, ok, Just a bud and a ameretto &b please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

Your first orgasm on mine, shortly followed by your second on Lacey's.

Finger licking good

No, ok, Just a bud and a ameretto &b please

"

Sounds great, come into the back room, I'll sort your drinks out afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber

Of course I do, here you go lovely "

Thank you. And what ever you're having too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber

Of course I do, here you go lovely

Thank you. And what ever you're having too "

You're a star, thank you. At this rate I'll be more than squiffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see the bar open early...

Peroni please and can You turn the music up..

And whatever your having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you are quite generous with the gin, ehhh. No wonder my g&t had such a fine punch, just like I like it. Makes me punchy & curious about happenings in the back room

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By *ebsMCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Brewdog Punk and play some John Martyn please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice to see the bar open early...

Peroni please and can You turn the music up..

And whatever your having "

Coming up and another for myself, I'll turn the music up a little but not too much I like to talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you are quite generous with the gin, ehhh. No wonder my g&t had such a fine punch, just like I like it. Makes me punchy & curious about happenings in the back room "

Oh not much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brewdog Punk and play some John Martyn please."

Yep of course, here you go. And once this song has finished

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?"

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a nice cocktail

Sloe screw will do

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? "

Oh my word yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a nice cocktail

Sloe screw will do "

Hell yes of course you can, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please "

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Large glass of rich fruity red mmmm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back "

I shall remember that factoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a long vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of bitter and a sniff of the barmaids apron please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large glass of rich fruity red mmmm "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

I shall remember that factoid "

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I please have a long vodka?"

Of course, come sit next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of bitter and a sniff of the barmaids apron please "

I can do the pint

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm about to pour myself a rose lemonade and gin. Mmmmmmmmmm......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

I shall remember that factoid

Oh really "

Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm about to pour myself a rose lemonade and gin. Mmmmmmmmmm......"

Did I miss your order? Sorry have one one the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? "

Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

I shall remember that factoid

Oh really

Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best!

"

However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Tia Maria and please and make it a double its been a looooong day!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

I shall remember that factoid

Oh really

Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best!

However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me! "

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? "

Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tia Maria and please and make it a double its been a looooong day! "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?

Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair?

Oh my word yes please

I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back

I shall remember that factoid

Oh really

Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best!

However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me!

I did "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us?

Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent? "

Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinkster gin with Fever tree tonic please. Are there any nibbles too as I'm starving.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us?

Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent?

Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol "

Oh I've had plenty already so that is fairly unlikely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having?

Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us?

Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent?

Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol "
that's meant to be Moscow mule! Btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pinkster gin with Fever tree tonic please. Are there any nibbles too as I'm starving.

Sarah "

Coming right up and aye I've got nibbles, what's you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better skip this round - I already have larger and a bottle of whiskey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB "

Coming right up, for you anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd better skip this round - I already have larger and a bottle of whiskey. "

Oh don't skip, join us, let me share your whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB

Coming right up, for you anything "

Join me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB

Coming right up, for you anything

Join me!"

Oh of course I simply cannot refuse an offer like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have another MsB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd honey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just poured myself a tequila and

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please may I have another MsB?"

As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jd honey please "

Definitely and I may join you for one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just poured myself a tequila and "

Nothing from the bar then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please may I have another MsB?

As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else? "

Dry roasted nuts please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please may I have another MsB?

As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else?

Dry roasted nuts please?"

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fine desserts to go with my g&t?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any fine desserts to go with my g&t? "

I have cheesecake but that's all I'm afraid. You drinkers ask a lot you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake sounds perfect. Your generosity is amazing. Did not mean to ask too much... Thanks for being such a fine bartendress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another? Double please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesecake sounds perfect. Your generosity is amazing. Did not mean to ask too much... Thanks for being such a fine bartendress "

I know I'm awesome, shh don't tell everyone though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have another? Double please! "

Oh for you of course. May I join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have another? Double please!

Oh for you of course. May I join you? "

Sure pull up a pew, your feet must be tired by now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have another? Double please!

Oh for you of course. May I join you?

Sure pull up a pew, your feet must be tired by now! "

I'm knackered and squiffy, pulling up a chair

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Old Fashioned please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old Fashioned please"

Definitely, here you go

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I just woke from my nap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap. "

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Old Fashioned please

Definitely, here you go"

Ahhh, thanks.

I shall take it easy... unlike the last time I had one.

Still have no idea how I got home...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! "

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old Fashioned please

Definitely, here you go

Ahhh, thanks.

I shall take it easy... unlike the last time I had one.

Still have no idea how I got home..."

''Tis okay there's cabs right outside the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!"

Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!"

I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? "

Nah she's okay I've got her on her back in the back room

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A cocktail please

I'll have a screaming orgasm....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in "

Sounds delicious

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? "

You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in

Sounds delicious "

Back room... door on the left?

Bringing you in a top up of your tipple of choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cocktail please

I'll have a screaming orgasm.... "

Awesome coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in

Sounds delicious "
in more ways than one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Rhubarb gin this way pretty please sexyb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rhubarb gin this way pretty please sexyb "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in

Sounds delicious

Back room... door on the left?

Bringing you in a top up of your tipple of choice"

Yep orgy in the back room

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Large morgan spice and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large morgan spice and lemonade please "

Coming right up m'lady. May be a little larger than expected due to squiffiness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose everyone is asking for a slippery nipple or two?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I'm on the H20 tonight.

Make mine a large.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently "

I have soft drinks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose everyone is asking for a slippery nipple or two?"

Nope no one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on the H20 tonight.

Make mine a large. "

No problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently

I have soft drinks? "
.

What with vodka in! Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach?

You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB "

Aye no probs Peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently

I have soft drinks? .

What with vodka in! Oh go on then "

No worries, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're a bit late to the party, everyone pissed yet? Who we gonna take advantage of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently

I have soft drinks? .

What with vodka in! Oh go on then

No worries, coming right up "
.

Manchuria social.

I'll get you one back

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Large morgan spice and lemonade please

Coming right up m'lady. May be a little larger than expected due to squiffiness! "

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T x 2 please. With ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still drinking fruit tea, I'm losing my edge and clearly need booting off the good girl step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a Peroni thank you.

Large one please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose everyone is asking for a slippery nipple or two?

Nope no one "

I'll have two slippery nipples then please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're a bit late to the party, everyone pissed yet? Who we gonna take advantage of "

Me I'm squiffy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I just woke from my nap.

Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol!

Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!

I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach?

You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB

Aye no probs Peach "

Watch those wandering hands

And if you're gonna grope.... do it hard!

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

I'll have a cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're a bit late to the party, everyone pissed yet? Who we gonna take advantage of

Me I'm squiffy "

Step into our little dungeon/boudoir then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently

I have soft drinks? .

What with vodka in! Oh go on then

No worries, coming right up .

Manchuria social.

I'll get you one back "

Grand, you are aware that I'm rather squiffy right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"G&T x 2 please. With ice and a slice "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still drinking fruit tea, I'm losing my edge and clearly need booting off the good girl step. "

I'm not a switch but could give gentle persuasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take a Peroni thank you.

Large one please. "

Here's yours

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