FabSwingers.com forum: short dirty jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman's breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?

cars seat belt u dirty mind

Do you have any short jokes on your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman's breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?

cars seat belt u dirty mind

Why do most manufacturers seem to prefer black ones...?

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Dwarf shortage

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A man with no arms and no legs is feeling horny so he visits a brothel.

The madam opens the door.

"Hi" he says "I'd like a girl for the night"

The madam looks down at him and says sarcastically "look, you have no arms and no legs I really don't see what your going to be able to do"

The guy looks up at her and replies "I rang the fucking door bell didn't I"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a piano player with no arms or legs?

Clever dick.

How do you ask the time from a man without arms or legs?

Got the time on you, cock?

Ok ok, I'm going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do pizza delivery drivers and gynaecologists have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it

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