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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day.

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."

He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled,so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one radio or small TV, not a screen the size of the state of Montana.In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.

We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service.

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priceless! Loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thumbs up! best post of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye amazing how kids today see things xx

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Hope you said all that to the lady in the shop that would have been funny

i love mend and make do ....or am I just tight?? I still sew up holes in my socks even though can buy another pair for a £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunning...

.... for Brutus was an honourable man...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day.

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."

He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled,so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one radio or small TV, not a screen the size of the state of Montana.In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.

We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service.

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?"

Brilliant

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i love it so damn true

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck me, though. If you had a TV screen the size of Montana, you'd have to sit in Mexico to watch it.

And the remote control would need it's own nuclear power station to power it. So no, not green at all.

PS you forgot to mention the Welfare State wasn't as large and self serving as it is now.

PPS but we did have plenty of greenies dangling down our top lip each winter hee hee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greensleeves

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"greensleeves "

did it glisten like slime trails against the herbaceous background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent Post

maybe the old lady should have had one of them tartan shopping things that old ladies used for shoplifting into and pulled behind them, then she would not have needed a plastic carrier bag !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant post

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fantastic, I might steal it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and when stuff was broken we didn't bin it, we fixed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved this, brilliant! xx

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