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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?"

My instincts tell me you pull often!

I think Vanessa is wrong on that one. Just 'looking good' is fine.

We don't need you are looking as good as a friday night curry with extra side dishes......

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?"

Spin cycle on the Washington machine sounds like an exercise class....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?

My instincts tell me you pull often!

I think Vanessa is wrong on that one. Just 'looking good' is fine.

We don't need you are looking as good as a friday night curry with extra side dishes...... "

If you added 'and poppadoms' I would be instantly wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?

Spin cycle on the Washington machine sounds like an exercise class.... "

Was supposed to be washing machine. Damn this auto correct, though it's often ducking fanny with the results.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Your hair is as a waterfall

Cascading down your back

Your lips they have me in your thrall

As pure as snow is black

Swim in your eyes as mountain pools

Drown in their hidden depth

Your mind as sharp as any tool

A wit to take my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hair is as a waterfall

Cascading down your back

Your lips they have me in your thrall

As pure as snow is black

Swim in your eyes as mountain pools

Drown in their hidden depth

Your mind as sharp as any tool

A wit to take my breath"

Swoon

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an arsehole like a baby rabbits nostril"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A hole as loose as a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?

My instincts tell me you pull often!

I think Vanessa is wrong on that one. Just 'looking good' is fine.

We don't need you are looking as good as a friday night curry with extra side dishes...... "

And just as tasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hole as loose as a bucket"

Not really a compliment though is it?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A hole as loose as a bucket

Not really a compliment though is it? "

Depends if she's going for a jack hammer cocked bloke to shag her

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Your hair is like straw. Nice straw.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Swoon

Faf "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about 'you're hotter than the surface of the sun and get me harder than the Financial Times crossword'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Vanessa Feltz on radio 2 this morning women prefer compliments as similes. For example your eyes glisten like morning dew, rather than you have pretty eyes, which is apparently cheesy.

So girls, your boobs turn me on like the spin cycle on the Washington machine.

Have I pulled?

My instincts tell me you pull often!

I think Vanessa is wrong on that one. Just 'looking good' is fine.

We don't need you are looking as good as a friday night curry with extra side dishes...... "

I wonder if it's more to do with the belief (rightly or wrongly) that the simile required greater effort and perhaps was more personalised?

If I trust the giver, then either would positively affect me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your skin is like the finest milliners silk.

I'd love to wear you like a hat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your teeth are like stars.... they come out at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. That's my favourite smilie.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How about 'you're hotter than the surface of the sun and get me harder than the Financial Times crossword'?"

Not sure the Financial Times Crossword should be a turn on for you?

Were you punished for getting the wrong answers in your formative years ?

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