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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

When i was a late teenager i considered myself a bit of a stud. Afterall, i had slept with 3 different girls and masturbated to many more. One day a friend came to my house and bought her hot cousin. We had the usual chit chat and being a bold stud, i politely asked the hot cousin if she "fancied a fuck?"

Unfortunately, she did. I say unfortunately because that totally threw me and as i say, I'd been wanking myself silly those days. Anyway, we went upstairs and unsurprisingly i couldn't get it up. Although i did try desperately for a painstaking 20 minutes, there was no life in the wee man. With my pragmatic mind on, i suggested i go into another room and "look at porn to get it up" (smooth talker). After another 20 minutes i had a semi and decided that was good enough. Of course she wasn't actually still there when i returned. The friend had been waiting impatiently downstairs remember. The humiliation quickly ramped up because girls talk and everyone at college quickly knew about it. A bit like the opposite of the opening scene from American Pie.

The moral of the story is that you shouldn't throw that question around lightly as it might come back to haunt you. There endeth the lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow. "

Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.

Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals? "

Nope

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.

Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals? "

I've been the recepiant of such an attempt.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.

Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals?

Nope "

Yeah, me neither

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.

Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals?

I've been the recepiant of such an attempt."

Why would you not want to kiss someone? Kissing is always fun

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"fancy a fuck? "

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not send that as no one will send me lol plus i think it rude to send a message like that lol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Lol- that is a funny story lol

Never had this happen to me but I do get your message!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours... "

not a repeater then...

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then... "

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Lol- that is a funny story lol

Never had this happen to me but I do get your message!"

Thanks, i thought it might make a difference to the usual fab stories that start with some variation of "last night i was shagging a beautiful woman with my 10 inch penis and after her twentieth orgasm i noticed..."

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Lol- that is a funny story lol

Never had this happen to me but I do get your message!

Thanks, i thought it might make a difference to the usual fab stories that start with some variation of "last night i was shagging a beautiful woman with my 10 inch penis and after her twentieth orgasm i noticed..." "

Lmfao!! Yeah it certainly is different from them- its an honest story, have a word with yourself lol.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee"

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ..."

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had that problem. Even now I can drink all day and still make women beg for mercy. Quite incredible really when you think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that "

On the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had that problem. Even now I can drink all day and still make women beg for mercy. Quite incredible really when you think about it."

yea,,i can drink all week n make men and women beg for mercy incredible innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that

On the toilet? "

nah a big cock up my arse does the trick

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that

On the toilet?

nah a big cock up my arse does the trick"

Never had the pleasure (unlesd you are offering) but a tough pooh pressing the prostate can achieve the same thing

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there"

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that

On the toilet?

nah a big cock up my arse does the trick

Never had the pleasure (unlesd you are offering) but a tough pooh pressing the prostate can achieve the same thing"

lol,,no,,and I doubt it,,cant say havin a poo has ever got me excited,,and no I'm not offering,,lol,,noooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone relay that to women in birmingham as im not sure some of them are aware women hace a sexual peak ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up? "

rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck you ask? Why yes!! I could do with a fuck

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?

rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51"

52?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?

rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51

52? "

why not????

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up? "

Yeah and sometimes football strikers have their best seasons just before their career ends. Their bodies aren't in peak conditions but their experience helps them move into the right positions at the right time etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But seriously, does anyone fancy a fuck?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then...

I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee

it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...

Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there

damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?

Yeah and sometimes football strikers have their best seasons just before their career ends. Their bodies aren't in peak conditions but their experience helps them move into the right positions at the right time etc"

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By *1212Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Im 31 and im a walking boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a fuck?

I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...

not a repeater then... "

I am

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