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Oh fuck it's all going to end - Pampas Grass sales are falling.

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By *agicfingerslovely OP   Man
over a year ago

Rugby

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/may/31/pampas-grass-secret-symbol-swingers-turn-off-sales-plummeting?CMP=fb_gu

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's hard to plant outside a flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to someone about this on Kik earlier.

I bet, in the history of Pampass Grass being associated with Swinging, there's not been one instance of anyone seeing Pampass Grass in someone's garden and thinking "I reckon they must be Swingers, I'll go up and knock on their door and see if they're up for it!!"

If not, then it's a pretty shit identifier for swingers isn't it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sent me that article earlier.

Upside down pineapples

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going to buy some at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to buy some at the weekend."

Good work Ellen Titchmarsh

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


" I was talking to someone about this on Kik earlier.

I bet, in the history of Pampass Grass being associated with Swinging, there's not been one instance of anyone seeing Pampass Grass in someone's garden and thinking "I reckon they must be Swingers, I'll go up and knock on their door and see if they're up for it!!"

If not, then it's a pretty shit identifier for swingers isn't it!? "

I know someone who had pampas grass in their front garden and was in the scene. I think it was planted before they moved in.

They've moved to another place. I don't know if they took a cutting/section as I haven't seen their garden yet.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...

Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...

Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel??? "

Handcuffs hanging out of the boot

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Going to pinch some from my parents front garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was in the sun too

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...

Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???

Handcuffs hanging out of the boot "

Haven't done that... But have had a spreader bar poke out of my luggage on a train... And an errant vibe bullet skitter across the table out of my handbag on the train too...

Different trains I might add... I like to traumatise people over several journeys

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

x

We have a big plant in the back garden as I was growing up as a kid, I only found out a few weeks ago my parents was Swingers in the late 70's earlier 80's .. it's made me laugh

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...

Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???

Handcuffs hanging out of the boot

Haven't done that... But have had a spreader bar poke out of my luggage on a train... And an errant vibe bullet skitter across the table out of my handbag on the train too...

Different trains I might add... I like to traumatise people over several journeys "

Atta girl!! Spread the love (no pun intended) and all that

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By *agicfingerslovely OP   Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"We have a big plant in the back garden as I was growing up as a kid, I only found out a few weeks ago my parents was Swingers in the late 70's earlier 80's .. it's made me laugh "

Bowl with loads of keys in the front window as well.

Pampas Grass is massive - what's the modern plant\flowers?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive "

'Box' hedges?? with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive

'Box' hedges?? with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'. "

I love watching one of my neighbours landscaping his box hedge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People still read the newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect it's more to do with the fact it's huge and nasty, my folks had a massive clump in the front garden, it's sharp and remember cutting myself on it. To me its just one of those plants that screams 70s and 80s.

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By *ashwoodMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/London

Surely nowdays it's a hot tub in the back garden?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive

'Box' hedges?? with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'.

I love watching one of my neighbours landscaping his box hedge.

"

If I was this person's neighbour, is be fascinated by the reactions of onlookers, never mind him doing his landscaping!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176583/Giving-green-finger-Gardener-carved-bush-rude-gesture-ordered-remove-it.html

My God... I'm posting a Daily wail link!

I think I need to lie down…

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Surely nowdays it's a hot tub in the back garden?"

That's hardly a secret signal from the roadside though... Maybe blue solar powered lamps alongside the driveway

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By *ncandiladoCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive "

Dwarf Pampas Grass only grows to about 5 feet.

I wondered if it was used by swinging dwarfs!

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