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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees

Hi people horny lets see what sexual talk you can give me if it's good it could come to life xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im all dirtied out after yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and get a cold bath

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"Im all dirtied out after yesterday "

Really you didn't give much lol

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"Go and get a cold bath "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go and get a cold bath

What?"

Find yourself a grease monkey and a strap on with castrol gtx for lube. Dirty enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there are numbers you can call for that......

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"Go and get a cold bath

What?

Find yourself a grease monkey and a strap on with castrol gtx for lube. Dirty enough?"

I said sexual ??

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"I'm sure there are numbers you can call for that...... "

Yeah there is but would rather talk to genuine people on here not someone I'll never talk to again

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How do you mean it could come to life OP?

Scared to say anything now in case it comes alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you mean it could come to life OP?

Scared to say anything now in case it comes alive. "

Mark (ninja friend) will protect you

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"How do you mean it could come to life OP?

Scared to say anything now in case it comes alive.

Mark (ninja friend) will protect you "

Maybe it will happen between us is what i ment lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"How do you mean it could come to life OP?

Scared to say anything now in case it comes alive.

Mark (ninja friend) will protect you "

My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says it's bullshit you can't make things come to life from just saying them. This one time Gash from the down the street said if you said 'fajiner' five times in front of the mirror a fajiner would appear. My friend Mark (who is a ninja) tried all day and it never happened.

Mind I did point out that on the second time he tried he would have cancelled out the first five 'fajiners' and made it six therefore breaking the spell. Stupid bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the big bin to take out and the dog excrement to pick up in the back garden. Is that dirty enough to start with?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"How do you mean it could come to life OP?

Scared to say anything now in case it comes alive.

Mark (ninja friend) will protect you

Maybe it will happen between us is what i ment lol "

Ah sorry mate. I thought you were talking about magic. I'm out as I'm straight, I just like fajiners fajiners fajiners fajiners fajiners

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By *ornyjrl OP   Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees


"I've got the big bin to take out and the dog excrement to pick up in the back garden. Is that dirty enough to start with? "

Not very sexual now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the big bin to take out and the dog excrement to pick up in the back garden. Is that dirty enough to start with?

Not very sexual now is it?"

Depends on if you like shit or not!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Erm.... stick your finger up your bum, give it a wiggle and attempt a g-spot jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the big bin to take out and the dog excrement to pick up in the back garden. Is that dirty enough to start with?

Not very sexual now is it?

Depends on if you like shit or not!"

You beat me to it haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im all dirtied out after yesterday "

Did he do one yesterday? I think I missed it

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