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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What weird and wonderful things can you remember your parents saying to you as a child , 1 of my Mums favourites if we were being just a little bit out of line was "Im going to take down your name and skelp your address if you dont stop" , we always stopped mainly as to begin with didnt have a clue what she was on about then when we did it just made us laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when me and brother used to ask whats for dinner we'd get the response 'ifits'

if its in the cupboard you can have it, if its not.. unlucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when me and brother used to ask whats for dinner we'd get the response 'ifits'

if its in the cupboard you can have it, if its not.. unlucky "

lol ours was a chase round the table and a kick at the dog poor dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What weird and wonderful things can you remember your parents saying to you as a child , 1 of my Mums favourites if we were being just a little bit out of line was "Im going to take down your name and skelp your address if you dont stop" , we always stopped mainly as to begin with didnt have a clue what she was on about then when we did it just made us laugh "

my grandma had a few - especially about people she thought were ugly

'she's as fow as our back gate'

'a face you could chop wood with'

'the sights you see when you haven't got your gun'

I'll fill more in when I think of 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ma's two favourites were

The bigger they are the harder ....

Everyone is equal, just some are more equal than others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What weird and wonderful things can you remember your parents saying to you as a child , 1 of my Mums favourites if we were being just a little bit out of line was "Im going to take down your name and skelp your address if you dont stop" , we always stopped mainly as to begin with didnt have a clue what she was on about then when we did it just made us laugh

my grandma had a few - especially about people she thought were ugly

'she's as fow as our back gate'

'a face you could chop wood with'

'the sights you see when you haven't got your gun'

the reply we had to that was they dont give guns to monkeys

I'll fill more in when I think of 'em "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I heard that" - usually when walking up the stairs and thinking something to yourself

keep that up and I'll give you something to cry for

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

another good 1 was " do you want a smack" errr yes please mum lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The two I remember my dad saying the most were...

"What's this one called"

"Don't come home pregnant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me dad used to say he learnt his bit of french off a french bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill wipe that grin clean off your face.

Or when the ask you a question then they say Dont you talk back to ME! AHHH good memorys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's on the dog shelf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you carry on like that you're going to boarding school"

I didn't even know what boarding school was but it terrified me all the same!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"another good 1 was " do you want a smack" errr yes please mum lol"

my brother regularly used to say "yes please" and turn round and stick his bum out! it worked though, cos my strict mum couldn't keep a straight face at that and the giggles ruined the mood and got him off whatever his punishment would have been...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im pmsl at these im so glad its not just my mum as daft as a brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad always used to say 'the thing is stephen, there is always somebody worse off than you'

and i used to think 'SO ?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""it's on the dog shelf""

Ok got me what does that mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""it's on the dog shelf"

Ok got me what does that mean ?"

at ours it mean the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me mam "Yer not just a cabbage face." praise indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""it's on the dog shelf"

Ok got me what does that mean ?

at ours it mean the floor."

doh oh yes i get it now lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"me mam "Yer not just a cabbage face." praise indeed."

Scottish version - " no as green as yer cabbage lookin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to finish everything on your plate, there are people in the world who are starving"

Never understood how this would have stopped the starving people in the world from starving.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me mam "Yer not just a cabbage face." praise indeed."

i remember my friends little sister having a cabbage patch doll which bore a striking resemblance to me : brown hair (yes, i had it then), blue eyes and chubby cheeks

when we were babysitting one night, we had her in a state of some despair by telling her that i was its dad.

poor kid was mortified, and my mate didn't get his babysitting money off his mum cos when she came home, his sister was still crying

oops !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

another 1 mum still says and i have done a few times but have to be careful about it now is "Oh you black enamel tamil" which was used instead of swearing . Asked mum what it meant but even she didnt know had just heard it from her mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"me mam "Yer not just a cabbage face." praise indeed.

Scottish version - " no as green as yer cabbage lookin""

i use that a lot at work kids think ive gone nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when me and brother used to ask whats for dinner we'd get the response 'ifits'

if its in the cupboard you can have it, if its not.. unlucky "

We had bees knees & chickens elbows many a time.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about

or

I'll knock you into the middle of next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about

or

I'll knock you into the middle of next week"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about

or

I'll knock you into the middle of next week

"

My parents loved me, honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was never anything my dad ever said that told me I was in trouble, it was the way he grinned at me.

Uh oh! Big Trubb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was never anything my dad ever said that told me I was in trouble, it was the way he grinned at me.

Uh oh! Big Trubb! "

my Dad never had a bad word to say to me im his Doll oh my poor brothers so got the blame for a lot of things i did

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It was never anything my dad ever said that told me I was in trouble, it was the way he grinned at me.

Uh oh! Big Trubb!

my Dad never had a bad word to say to me im his Doll oh my poor brothers so got the blame for a lot of things i did "

I'm my daddy's wee princess, although nowadays he usually asks how Craig is before how I am!!!! Go figure...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was never anything my dad ever said that told me I was in trouble, it was the way he grinned at me.

Uh oh! Big Trubb!

my Dad never had a bad word to say to me im his Doll oh my poor brothers so got the blame for a lot of things i did

I'm my daddy's wee princess, although nowadays he usually asks how Craig is before how I am!!!! Go figure... "

is he an even weer(not sure thats a word mind) prince then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question: What's for tea mum

Answer: three jumps at the pantry door

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My mum didn't ever need to say anything when my brother or I were playing up, she just had this look, we then knew to behave or else.

My dad's favourites were

Whenever you said 'What' he would reply 'Pardon is the word'

'I'll give you something to moan about in a minute'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum : 'Do you want to see the back of my hand ?'

Me : 'No. Ive seen it thanks'

Usually resulted in me getting a close up of said hand !

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Whenever I said to my mom "that's not fair"

She would say back "neither was your dads arse"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever I said to my mom "that's not fair"

She would say back "neither was your dads arse"!"

thats even better than the 1 we used to get its not fair no but its not raining either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran had a habit of reading the obituaries and saying there's a lot of people dying that never used to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gran had a habit of reading the obituaries and saying there's a lot of people dying that never used to xx "

see i love things like that.

mums two classics were

(on a ferry across the channel) 'oooh, it's just like being on a ship'

(on holiday in an unseasonally hot germany) 'isn't this lovely ?, it's just like being abroad'

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

When we were kids and malarking about Mum always used to say 'Don't come running to me when you break your legs'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When we were kids and malarking about Mum always used to say 'Don't come running to me when you break your legs'"

or run as fast as you can and if you fall dont stop running

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

My mum used to say...

Y's a Z, Z's a Y.. I said that's why!!!!

HATE IT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum used to say...

Y's a Z, Z's a Y.. I said that's why!!!!

HATE IT!!!

"

not sure where i picked this 1 up from but used to drive my kids mad as my reply to why was because Z is no better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who can't hear, must feel!" - followed by some swift punishment (Jamaican style!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who can't hear, must feel!" - followed by some swift punishment (Jamaican style!).

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

My Dad (RIP) always used to say to me

"hope you got your knickers on over your tights"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Dad (RIP) always used to say to me

"hope you got your knickers on over your tights"

"

lol i use to do that

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

do what you did - get what you got

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

my mum used to tell me if i was caught sneaking in later than my curfew,

" one day the white slavers are gonna take you off to god knows where"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If you carry on like that you're going to boarding school"

I didn't even know what boarding school was but it terrified me all the same!"

i used to get that one too only problem was i actually wanted to go as i had cousins and friends that went so it just made me naughtier

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It was never anything my dad ever said that told me I was in trouble, it was the way he grinned at me.

Uh oh! Big Trubb!

my Dad never had a bad word to say to me im his Doll oh my poor brothers so got the blame for a lot of things i did

I'm my daddy's wee princess, although nowadays he usually asks how Craig is before how I am!!!! Go figure...

is he an even weer(not sure thats a word mind) prince then "

nah, soapy's a big queen!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

yes, we know your brother looks different

stop asking

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

When being passed on the motorway by a car doing twice the speed. Mum would say:

"He will not get there any quicker!"

No, just half the time!!!

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