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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There is something wrong with my fanny lips i have to keep adjusting them as its uncomfortable when i sit down. Now i know why men are always playing with their cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try having them reduced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a pic up & I will see if I can give you a diagnosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i know why men are always playing with their cock and balls "

Yeah, it's a comfort thing.

*plays Looney Tunes theme and twirls finger at temple*

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Stick a pic up & I will see if I can give you a diagnosis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something wrong with my fanny lips i have to keep adjusting them as its uncomfortable when i sit down. Now i know why men are always playing with their cock and balls "

probably associated with your weight loss (congratulations) try some massaging or look up and see if there are any exs which could target this area (apart from the obvious).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something wrong with my fanny lips i have to keep adjusting them "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I shall go out into the garden now with Diamonds fanny lips in my head

have you got your knickers on the right way round?

Just asking

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I shall go out into the garden now with Diamonds fanny lips in my head

have you got your knickers on the right way round?

Just asking"

Yes lol, its seemed to have started happening the last week lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

any excuse for a play Karen!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Tie them in a knot....and stuff the knot up your foo foo....

Not ideal but a solution nevertheless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i sat on a tampon string once that was a tad uncomfy be re adjusted.. but to sit on your fanny lips?? thats a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought about having a zip fitted, or even velcro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you thought about having a zip fitted, or even velcro? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try stapling them to your thighs so they don't rub too much. Added bonus is that they'll always be open for business.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yet another 'look at my flaps' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with larger than average flaps are known as 'flutterflaps' and cannot go outside on a windy day with no drawers on.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Women with larger than average flaps are known as 'flutterflaps' and cannot go outside on a windy day with no drawers on."

wishywashywoo, come get your gutter gob roon ma lips afore the wind sweeps me off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with larger than average flaps are known as 'flutterflaps' and cannot go outside on a windy day with no drawers on.

wishywashywoo, come get your gutter gob roon ma lips afore the wind sweeps me off.... "

Just you make sure you don't go doing the splits with no kecks on outside. We'd have to get the council out to break the paving slabs to prise you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones that are like elephants ears that I can grab with each fist and pull over my ears

saves takin' me 'at with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one to many BMWF partys

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