FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day!

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

God knows where Swing has got to, so I'll start this off for him and I'm sure he will take over....

Members of Fab, we are gathered here again....

Another Thursday and a chance to blow off steam

Rant against the unfairness of distance and the bell ends who won't take a simple no

Keep the bad feeling from invading your weekend

Out is better than in - let the fab community hear your problems

Help can come from the most unusual of places

Vent away fabbers

(Yes I copied n pasted one for ease - M would be proud!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK OFF!! Sorry its one of those days

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"FUCK OFF!! Sorry its one of those days

Meh.... fair enough. Rant accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick of the hung statuses so many guys have, can we define what hung is and then ban the word.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I want a wank

Just go and have one!?

Denied.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sick of the hung statuses so many guys have, can we define what hung is and then ban the word.

Hung is what some of them should be.

Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you got that top whilst actually in Brooklyn can you remove it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

I guess my mini rant is why do people assume that something is negative when it's not full of sycophancy and falsity? I'd much rather have the honesty and genuine warmth any day over a facade of care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those aren't tears, it's hayfever.

My eyes burn!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Unless you got that top whilst actually in Brooklyn can you remove it!

Avatar changed. Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a wank

Just go and have one!?

Denied. "

I'm on a ban till Friday 12 noon.

Case reopened

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

The last bit I agree - but I guess those who don't agree think it negative.

Mini rant left on shelf for swing to cast deciding vote

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Just fuck everything.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

The last bit I agree - but I guess those who don't agree think it negative.

Mini rant left on shelf for swing to cast deciding vote

Fuck that. Rant approved.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Those aren't tears, it's hayfever.

My eyes burn!"

Rant totally any utterly approved? Benadryl and Beconase?

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just fuck everything.

You get called a slut for that on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those aren't tears, it's hayfever.

My eyes burn!"

Royal blood ~ lights out

my eyes are still burning red

Wonder if hay fever was their inspiration

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I want a wank

Just go and have one!?

Denied.

I'm on a ban till Friday 12 noon.

Case reopened

Nope. Self imposed ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

The last bit I agree - but I guess those who don't agree think it negative.

Mini rant left on shelf for swing to cast deciding vote

We've talked about giving me power of things before. Generally not a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those aren't tears, it's hayfever.

My eyes burn!

Royal blood ~ lights out

my eyes are still burning red

Wonder if hay fever was their inspiration

Either that or they looked at the top photos section...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just fuck everything.

You get called a slut for that on here!

Oh well, fuck then that call me a slut too

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just fuck everything.

You get called a slut for that on here!

Oh well, fuck then that call me a slut too

In that case - Approved ya slut

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

The last bit I agree - but I guess those who don't agree think it negative.

Mini rant left on shelf for swing to cast deciding vote

We've talked about giving me power of things before. Generally not a good idea

Oh I dunno.....

Your control over internal UK flights may have been useful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just fuck everything.

You get called a slut for that on here!

Oh well, fuck then that call me a slut too

In that case - Approved ya slut

Massive slutty slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy today! My excellent memory has made myself a forumite laugh a lot, the sun is out.

The last bit I agree - but I guess those who don't agree think it negative.

Mini rant left on shelf for swing to cast deciding vote

We've talked about giving me power of things before. Generally not a good idea

Oh I dunno.....

Your control over internal UK flights may have been useful

If that had been a Thursday I'd still be ranting today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the influence of hormones I may burst into tears or eat doughnuts for breakfast in the next 5 minutes, ruining my diet!

I HATE periods. Why does it have to be blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

Grrrrrrr

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Due to the influence of hormones I may burst into tears or eat doughnuts for breakfast in the next 5 minutes, ruining my diet!

I HATE periods. Why does it have to be blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

Grrrrrrr"

Hey I've had a hysterectomy and I did actually eat 2 jam doughnuts for breakfast yesterday - just cause they'd have gone stake otherwise!

(my excuse and I'm sticking to it!)

But before you call me a jammy sod for having no more monthly menaces I shall approve as I totally remember it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just rant that life is so bloody cruel and it's only Thursday. I'm bloody crying and I hate that. Need a kick up the arse today.

Right that's all out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just rant that life is so bloody cruel and it's only Thursday. I'm bloody crying and I hate that. Need a kick up the arse today.

Right that's all out x

Rant approved

It will get better. Keep strong

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Can I just rant that life is so bloody cruel and it's only Thursday. I'm bloody crying and I hate that. Need a kick up the arse today.

Right that's all out x

Rant approved

It will get better. Keep strong "

The boss has taken over (thank god!) So I'll just give you a big huggle

and go climb in the bath for a soak before heading out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to the influence of hormones I may burst into tears or eat doughnuts for breakfast in the next 5 minutes, ruining my diet!

I HATE periods. Why does it have to be blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

Grrrrrrr

Hey I've had a hysterectomy and I did actually eat 2 jam doughnuts for breakfast yesterday - just cause they'd have gone stake otherwise!

(my excuse and I'm sticking to it!)

But before you call me a jammy sod for having no more monthly menaces I shall approve as I totally remember it!

Thanks lovely, I'll eat them anyway. Someone needs to invent vibrating tampons, make it a more pleasurable monthly menace

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

My rant for the week....

1. Why does someone have non smoker on their profile...we get talking all is going well arrange a meet...me thinking...this does seem a bit too good to be true...then just before I head out the door get a message saying that as I dont see non smokers they will be considerate and not smoke around me! WTF!

2. Someone claims to be a non smoker in their profile turns

up and stinks of smoke and it is on his breath. Did he think I wouldn't notice. Just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching a program about fussy eater, send them to afrika and they will appreciate the food lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just rant that life is so bloody cruel and it's only Thursday. I'm bloody crying and I hate that. Need a kick up the arse today.

Right that's all out x

Rant approved

It will get better. Keep strong

The boss has taken over (thank god!) So I'll just give you a big huggle

and go climb in the bath for a soak before heading out

Thanks Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know what to say really.

I'm sure I could rant. Probably.

Can't really put it into words though.

Kinky sex would stop me ranting.

Sadly I get little offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant for the week....

2. Someone claims to be a non smoker in their profile turns

up and stinks of smoke and it is on his breath. Did he think I wouldn't notice. Just no!"

Rant approved - no place for smoking based lying in swinging

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

"My rant for the week....

2. Someone claims to be a non smoker in their profile turns

up and stinks of smoke and it is on his breath. Did he think I wouldn't notice. Just no!

Rant approved - no place for smoking based lying in swinging

Excellent...thank.you I do feel better for getting that off my chest.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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People who are all needy.

I don't get this

No one wants to meet me.

Get a grip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Due to the influence of hormones I may burst into tears or eat doughnuts for breakfast in the next 5 minutes, ruining my diet!

I HATE periods. Why does it have to be blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

Grrrrrrr"

Amen to that. A right vagina ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my mojo is certainly back and the eye candy thats remotely local wants to bloody cuddle... argghhh!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Why do tablets have to make you feel worse before they make you feel better?

I feel like death doc

Here have some tablets that will make you feel like super death (I did write mega death first but that would clearly confuse people)

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Tis flippin raining and I'm getting drenched at work xx;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I logged in today and had a message, woo I thought, how exciting. (does not happen too often!)

It was from Fab advising my supporters thing is going to expire. Buzz kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant for today is that I'm away when the lounge social is taking place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well my mojo is certainly back and the eye candy thats remotely local wants to bloody cuddle... argghhh!! "

Bloody men eh?

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant for today is that I'm away when the lounge social is taking place

Poor planning on your part. Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I logged in today and had a message, woo I thought, how exciting. (does not happen too often!)

It was from Fab advising my supporters thing is going to expire. Buzz kill"

Could have been worse. It could have been Big Barry from Blackpool offering you a good rogering.

Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis flippin raining and I'm getting drenched at work xx;-)"

Wear a coat. Denied

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I could rant but I only have a hour for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant.

Someone sends you a friend's request that you like the look off. And they never come back online again.

You make the effort to write a great message to someone and they reply with Hi, really WTF?

Half term where have all my friends gone Lol.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Geography bites! Two of the busiest roads in the country intersect at my home town, but people still won't travel more than 20 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the pen you are using stops working in the middle of writing a birthday card.

Always fucking happens.

Always.

Bastard bloody things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rants- Feelings and stupid emotions. You know the blue and red guys from Inside Out. Well, those two are running the show today. Little fuckers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your batteries run outjust be the good part

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Grrrrr the thread about a hard pounding has got me all worked up and I really want to be naughty.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When the pen you are using stops working in the middle of writing a birthday card.

Always fucking happens.

Always.

Bastard bloody things."

This is a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the pen you are using stops working in the middle of writing a birthday card.

Always fucking happens.

Always.

Bastard bloody things."

And the next one you pick up is a different colour?

Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrr the thread about a hard pounding has got me all worked up and I really want to be naughty.

Illness is a bitch. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your batteries run outjust be the good part

More poor planning. Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rants- Feelings and stupid emotions. You know the blue and red guys from Inside Out. Well, those two are running the show today. Little fuckers!!! "

Emotions can be great though. But on the whole I'm approving this one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Rants- Feelings and stupid emotions. You know the blue and red guys from Inside Out. Well, those two are running the show today. Little fuckers!!!

Emotions can be great though. But on the whole I'm approving this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rants- Feelings and stupid emotions. You know the blue and red guys from Inside Out. Well, those two are running the show today. Little fuckers!!!

Emotions can be great though. But on the whole I'm approving this one

There fucking shit. I don't care if you approve it or not. I'll try again next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant for today is that I'm away when the lounge social is taking place

Poor planning on the NHS's part. Denied "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geography bites! Two of the busiest roads in the country intersect at my home town, but people still won't travel more than 20 miles

Travel to them. Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is when you get talking to someone and they ask for kik you say sorry on chat on here, then they ask for Facebook, no sorry for friends and family only then ask for phone number nooooo I only chat on here. Then they block you. Clearly they ain't that keen to get to know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a poor rant from me, but the only one available...

I've got very sore feet from being on them all day.

Other than that, I'm feeling top banana today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant is when you get talking to someone and they ask for kik you say sorry on chat on here, then they ask for Facebook, no sorry for friends and family only then ask for phone number nooooo I only chat on here. Then they block you. Clearly they ain't that keen to get to know you"

Feckers who don't listen - rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a poor rant from me, but the only one available...

I've got very sore feet from being on them all day.

Other than that, I'm feeling top banana today.

Skechers are the answer. Rant approved though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a poor rant from me, but the only one available...

I've got very sore feet from being on them all day.

Other than that, I'm feeling top banana today.

Skechers are the answer. Rant approved though

What are they, I'm old n not down wiv da kidz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a poor rant from me, but the only one available...

I've got very sore feet from being on them all day.

Other than that, I'm feeling top banana today.

Skechers are the answer. Rant approved though

What are they, I'm old n not down wiv da kidz

Clouds for your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant for the week....

2. Someone claims to be a non smoker in their profile turns

up and stinks of smoke and it is on his breath. Did he think I wouldn't notice. Just no!"

The best ones have cigarettes in their photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a poor rant from me, but the only one available...

I've got very sore feet from being on them all day.

Other than that, I'm feeling top banana today.

Skechers are the answer. Rant approved though

What are they, I'm old n not down wiv da kidz

Clouds for your feet

No good if you need black, waterproof footwear though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I date, and id met someone who, due to his behaviour, appears to fit nicely into the narcissist label. I didn't label him until the third time he'd proved himself of being unreliable.

Over the past two days he's been trying to engage in conversation and I've tried to needle him with brash honesty.

It has worked

Oops I'm not ranting I'm bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I date, and id met someone who, due to his behaviour, appears to fit nicely into the narcissist label. I didn't label him until the third time he'd proved himself of being unreliable.

Over the past two days he's been trying to engage in conversation and I've tried to needle him with brash honesty.

It has worked

Oops I'm not ranting I'm bragging

Nothing to approve or deny but I'm glad you've had a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my fucking hormones too

No fun for me this weekend then

I'm going to have to eat doughnuts in bed instead

Fuck my life!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Geography bites! Two of the busiest roads in the country intersect at my home town, but people still won't travel more than 20 miles

Travel to them. Denied "

Why didn't I think of that

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I seem to be waiting, constantly waiting, checking and checking once again just incase, looking and another look just to confirm that I did see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to be waiting, constantly waiting, checking and checking once again just incase, looking and another look just to confirm that I did see. "

Yes you have a penis.

And as it's now technically Friday I don't have to make any decisions on this

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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peer reviews ...review my shit already. that is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last rant before I go to sleep.

Can I please move to Liverpool, or Manchester or somewhere North, too many hot ladies there and I'm so far away

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"One last rant before I go to sleep.

Can I please move to Liverpool, or Manchester or somewhere North, too many hot ladies there and I'm so far away

peer review my stuff and you can move into mine.

rent negotiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One last rant before I go to sleep.

Can I please move to Liverpool, or Manchester or somewhere North, too many hot ladies there and I'm so far away

Distance is a pain. If it was Thursday I'd say rant approved

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

At work. Enough said

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"One last rant before I go to sleep.

Can I please move to Liverpool, or Manchester or somewhere North, too many hot ladies there and I'm so far away

peer review my stuff and you can move into mine.

rent negotiable.

wrong enigma.

omg going to sleep, my frickin brain is fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One last rant before I go to sleep.

Can I please move to Liverpool, or Manchester or somewhere North, too many hot ladies there and I'm so far away

Distance is a pain. If it was Thursday I'd say rant approved

But it's for the ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel like shaking my fist at someone and shouting out "you big bag of cocking twats".

But i can't be arsed.

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