FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy lines make you go weak at the knees

By *ea_Coffee OP Couple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

The above says it all, Whats the best cheesy line that rarely fails to make you go weak at the knees

Some of the ones I have heard but never had any luck whatsoever with is

Use a finger to beckon someone over to you followed by the line "If I can make you come that quick with just my finger, imagin what I could do with the rest of my body"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you look an angel to me"

and last not least "How would you like you eggs in the morning, Fried, Scrambled or fertilised?"

All absolutley cringe worthy but fun. so what works best on you?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Brie or Stilton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all terrible.

I melt when a lady walks up to me in a hotel bar, puts her purse on the table and whispers in my ear - "I'm going to forget that on purpose, I'd like you to return it to me in my room" and she walks off up the stairs. That works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those kind of lines don't make me go weak at the knees, more a little bit sick in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cheesy chat up line kinda girl, they nake me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a cheesy chat up line kinda girl, they nake me laugh x"

Wahhhh!!!

Go on then, give us a line!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

They're a little bit cringey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I bet you ten quid you'll turn me down'.

You win either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago i was out with my brother in a local pub.

We was at the bar and i was chatting to a respetable young lady.

He wanders back with the beer, and promptly said to the lady "fancy a threesome?"

She looked us both up and down and said yeah ok.

Couldnt belive it.....needless to day she got what she wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a cheesy chat up line kinda girl, they nake me laugh x

Wahhhh!!!

Go on then, give us a line!

Never used one lol, like hearing them. My favourite was All the time I've got a face you've got somewhere to sit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll treat you like homework. Slam you down on the desk and do you all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a cheesy chat up line kinda girl, they nake me laugh x

Wahhhh!!!

Go on then, give us a line!

Never used one lol, like hearing them. My favourite was All the time I've got a face you've got somewhere to sit x"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I just groan. Don't really do chat up lines. X

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Never used myself but an old college buddy used to ask for an ice cube at the bar, walk over to the lady drop it and stand on it, then say "now I've broken the ice would you have a drink with me?"

To be fair it used to work for him,

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By *ea_Coffee OP Couple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

"'I bet you ten quid you'll turn me down'.

You win either way

Some awful chat lines lines here but I like the one above

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