FabSwingers.com forum: What has made you smile recently?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When i was spewing my guts up on tuesday my little one walked in and said 'oh dear mummy'

I was feeling pretty shit and yet her saying that just made my day.. amazing the effects children have.

So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having 2 days off after hard 9 shifts and gettin given a cars 2 lunchbox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday

i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed

missed him like crazy

he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday

i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed

missed him like crazy

he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

remember reading that he has just joined the army bouncy.. my cousin has just been sent to Warminster for his training... hope he enjoys it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key lime pie and a re-read of the dirty arse post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a re-read of the dirty arse post.

is that a newspaper or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Aerobics Oz Style as I type this this and believe me I'm positively beaming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my kitten

so cute and playful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday

i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed

missed him like crazy

he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts

damn didn't work the door opening woke him plan foiled lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a re-read of the dirty arse post.

is that a newspaper or something?"

A laugh out loud forum post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my kitten

so cute and playful"

was thinking about getting one.. the thought lasted all of 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"remember reading that he has just joined the army bouncy.. my cousin has just been sent to Warminster for his training... hope he enjoys it "

he is loving it little sod hasn't even been home sick could of at least lied to make me feel good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key lime pie and a re-read of the dirty arse post.

oooo i just made a key lime pie first time i've ever made it although i doubt i'll get to try it will all be gone by the time i get in tonight i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they can be a handful at times

and my arms and legs are covered in lil scratches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner and i had booked to go on holidy with a friend and his gf, in the meantime she has fallen pregnant and due to womens problems and a minor op she cant fly, so they have canceled the holiday, when they were told they would lose any monies paid they tried to get the company to at least give some of it back, the compnay said as it was to close to the holidy and they had no insurance they wouldnt get anything as it wasnt their fault the holiday was being canceled, my mate then said "well it isnt my fault either" what a numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Anticipation of the weekend has had me beaming all week

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A huge bunch of flowers with a 'Thank You' note and considerable number of 'Thank You' cards..... I love my job

My job

One of my nephews spotting me in town after work, sneaking up and giving me a big sloppy kiss on the cheek

New shoes

Everytime I go into my newly decorated bedroom

Being taken out to dinner by a friend tonight

A chance to wear a pair of my new shoes

My dad farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha farting is always funny!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday

i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed

missed him like crazy

he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts

Is he the one who signed up ?If so ,dead pleased he is home safe

Texts from a hyper busy person...its sometimes the little things that count!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!

he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!

he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell

That would really boil my piss! I'd refuse to work with the dirty sod. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!

he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell

i revert to being about 6 and giggle hysterically.. even my 18 month old now says the word 'pooey' when she does one and wofts her hand infront of her face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!

he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell

That would really boil my piss! I'd refuse to work with the dirty sod. Yuk.

Better out than in? Theres not a lot you can do about foul smelling wind at the time. it could be diet related but he wont suddenly be able to change that and for it to change the smell to roses in a matter of minutes sadly

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a totally cheesy message I just got. I'm sure the guy is a Cheddar employee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MFM last night... spur of the moment lol

Halo xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh, and the new footie season starting tomorrow. Although I may be crying by 4.45, and wishing I hadn't put on a daft sex bet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, he'd have to bend over and let me ram a 6" wide cork up his ass then. I loathe people who fart and think it's hysterical, even more so when it's a real stinky vile one.

If a person knows a certain food type makes them prone to flatulence then they should avoid eating it, and anyone who eats sprouts should be enclosed in a small closet with 500 other people who eat them and made to stay there for 3 weeks. Bleeeeurgh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id never laugh out loud in public,, but at home and with Amber she just cracks me up.. she's not aware of what her body does and the look on her face can be priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neighbour coming to my door to 'borrow sugar', then ask me out for a drink.

My dad doing my flat pack drawers. It only took him 3 days.

Lunch by the canal the other day.

Bank of dad being open for business so I can go to a club tonight (he doesnt no that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new hobby. made my first necklace and earrings yesterday and they look fantastic and it was not as complicated as I thought.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The fact that after being with jay for over 4 years hes now decided to sell up and move to be near me. Its a big thing for him and we have started looking at houses.

Wont be till at least next year though..

Mind you he might change his mind next month

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"new hobby. made my first necklace and earrings yesterday and they look fantastic and it was not as complicated as I thought."

Well done do we get to see you wearing them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x"

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

playing hide and seek in a pub with the bar staff in on the joke....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Buying a stick of rock for someone yesterday with 'OLD FART' all the way through it

Mind you may not be smiling when I give it to him

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

lol me i just looked - its hidden lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Was sent an e mail this morning from friends serving in Helmand Province...

Two brawny guys dressed only in pink tu-tu's and blonde wigs....

They are raving mad!

Made me smile for ages, bless 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

lol me i just looked - its hidden lol"

it's ok, even i looked

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

lol me i just looked - its hidden lol

it's ok, even i looked

Me too and smiled

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

lol me i just looked - its hidden lol

it's ok, even i looked

Me too and smiled

I know who it is... gie's a shag and I will tell you!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x

you lot !

and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list

OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked

lol me i just looked - its hidden lol

it's ok, even i looked

Me too and smiled

I know who it is... gie's a shag and I will tell you!!

It's you innit

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do i delete myself off my own friends list ?

anyone know ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx"

ve have vays ov making you talk

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"how do i delete myself off my own friends list ?

anyone know ?

You could block yourself

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine

i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples

the things people will say for a visa

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine

i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix

Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine

i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix

Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!!

i think we should both be apologising to sassy

sorry miss

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine

i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix

Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!!

i think we should both be apologising to sassy

sorry miss

nah, cannae be bovvered... plus she does as her mum (me) tells her!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples

the things people will say for a visa

ah you naughty thing, he didnt want me for a visa, thats a wicked thing to say. he just asked for my bank account details lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

VODKA!!!!!!!!!! "

Champagne, blue wicked and port, etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

summat pink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

reading you fuckers waffle on is making me smile so its still relevant lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx

ve have vays ov making you talk

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!

Champagne, blue wicked and port, etc etc etc"

I WUVS YOU!!! gies a snog and a song xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's lovely sunshine. yaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples

the things people will say for a visa

ah you naughty thing, he didnt want me for a visa, thats a wicked thing to say. he just asked for my bank account details lol

i have given him mine already.

it's only fair that i share some of my good fortune with him.

it's not every week that the daughter of a wealthy african politician killed in a plane crash offers to transfer his life savings into my account is it ?

and i've won so many holidays recently, i just can't get the time off to take them all - so might as well let somebody else go along

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"summat pink.

Candy Floss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"summat pink.

Candy Floss?"

i was thinkin my baldy head, but then again it hasn't been sunny this week

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"summat pink.

it's my knickers innit......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the train with my 4 year old grand-daughter she says" ok nana you be Robin i'll be Batman", feeling very tired and my imaginative play being well and truley used up i sighed and said" i dont want to be robin", she reached across and patted my hand and said" its ok nana its only pretending!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"summat pink.

it's my knickers innit......

naaa it was the baldy head akchelly.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"on the train with my 4 year old grand-daughter she says" ok nana you be Robin i'll be Batman", feeling very tired and my imaginative play being well and truley used up i sighed and said" i dont want to be robin", she reached across and patted my hand and said" its ok nana its only pretending!""

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

You lot on here make me smile every day ^___^

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!

Biatch

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!

Biatch

that response definitely made me smile!!! hehehe

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!

Biatch

that response definitely made me smile!!! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing that cute n sassy has been released from hospital and feeling a little better. X missed your posts in the forums!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

There was this sweet old couple walking along the street this morning, I always admire that sort of long lasting relationship, it's very heart warming. Anyway, the old guy fell off the edge of the curb and dragged his wife over. That really made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing that cute n sassy has been released from hospital and feeling a little better. X missed your posts in the forums!

i was in there for all of 12 hours.. lol but thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glee.

it also makes me cry daily.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

collecting my cat from the vets when earlier this week i was sure he'd have to be put down...

hes just had a fight with his sister so he must be feeling better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personalised car number plate actually

But the reason it made me smile is personal to me sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A personalised car number plate actually

But the reason it made me smile is personal to me sorry xx

504 PY ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A personalised car number plate actually

But the reason it made me smile is personal to me sorry xx

504 PY ?"

Nope lol although I have seen summat simlar xx

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

last sat night we went to see Scouting For Girls and a lass tried to throw her bra on stage.. when her throw wasnt far enough she tried to climb over the barrier but fell flat on face ...

the poor d*unken lass (caught on cam here) ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViqQ29oNX4

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Realising that I don't have to work now until September

The joys of term time hours

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Realising that I don't have to work now until September

The joys of term time hours"

thats made me smile a school worker at last admitting they get it easy

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Realising that I don't have to work now until September

The joys of term time hours

thats made me smile a school worker at last admitting they get it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a conversation with a young person today who thought Winston Churchill invented Car Insurance and that the Bronte sisters were a girl band future priminister material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a conversation with a young person today who thought Winston Churchill invented Car Insurance and that the Bronte sisters were a girl band future priminister material

future? couldn't we have em now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girl i rent room from saying she wouldnt eat horse radish sauce cos it was cruel to horses i really really did nearly pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"last sat night we went to see Scouting For Girls and a lass tried to throw her bra on stage.. when her throw wasnt far enough she tried to climb over the barrier but fell flat on face ...

the poor d*unken lass (caught on cam here) ...

ooo dear she went through it after th - A & E. I remember going to see Melonie at Chrystal Palace Gardens and me and me mates jumped into the press enclosure to get a better view and at the beer tent. Me leg got stuck between fence poles and I got a sprained ankle for me trouble, oucheeee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViqQ29oNX4

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A woman blowing a kiss at me earlier as she let me out into the traffic

I blew her one back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman blowing a kiss at me earlier as she let me out into the traffic

I blew her one back

i love it when people do random stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman blowing a kiss at me earlier as she let me out into the traffic

I blew her one back

i love it when people do random stuff like that

i had one like that on hol

we were walking through a shop when a woman turned to me and said "you look beautifull"

really threw me, was such a lovely thing to say to a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs head out the car window as car is wooshing along, saw it yesterday, i smile i laugh, i laugh i smile cause it looks brill,lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Peoples comments on the forums usually do the trick

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

my 14 yr old daughter saying she loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our son and he was 7 today , he's a little angel x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A huge big bit of news we had today gave us a hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a new style traffic warden lose all his paperwork when it blew off his car roof

:there is a god !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A much younger gent making a pass at me!

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

my 5 yr old son has recently decided that every time he passes wind he wil say '' ahhh bisto''

he was telling his little girl friend what he says on saturday night and i heard her say '' ah bisto? is that spanish for something'' as u can imagine i wet myself lol

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over a year ago

Got a tax rebate of £350, raised a smile, and a few pints.

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