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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was in a nightclub in Doncaster chatting to a lass at the bar. Smooth criminal came on and she said if I can do a convincing moonwalk she'll give me her number

I couldn't do the moonwalk at the time. so instead, i walked around the dance floor like Neil Armstrong on his first moon landing.

Sounds daft but she laughed for ages and gave me her number.

Smooth as fuck

What was your smoothest moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling a very sexy guy in a club that he had a lovely shirt and it would look great on my bedroom floor

.. it worked a treat and happened for many a weekend after!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Telling a very sexy guy in a club that he had a lovely shirt and it would look great on my bedroom floor

.. it worked a treat and happened for many a weekend after!

Haha, good one!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I was once able to walk up to a gorgeous hunk of a dancer and say 'Hello, we danced in the rain on the Southbank, do you remember?' Hehe, come to think of it he answered 'Well you look sexy as fuck in that outfit and you know it....'.

We became really good mates....

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