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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

The lady said "do you want to go again?" Lol wtf!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

I don't tend to talk about other people but i did have a fun social with a member who never lets me forgot something lol

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Wasn't a meet from fabs but I was almost caught in the act by the females sister as she came home unexpectedly...had to jump out of the first floor window in the rain with white socks on

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Wasn't a meet from fabs but I was almost caught in the act by the females sister as she came home unexpectedly...had to jump out of the first floor window in the rain with white socks on "

That explains that then!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Fuck me harder, annnnnd then I bled

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've lots of funny swinging-related stories (not all of them happened on meets), I seem to be a bit of a disaster area thankfully no lasting damage to anyone though... Unless you count mental scarring for my postie

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not from Fab but years ago I met a man for a date who was wearing a bumble bee design jumper, yellow and black stripes, his mother had knitted it! It was not sexy at all. I chose not to see him again....

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I was tied up and blindfolded having a blowjob from a woman who really knows what she's doing. Without wanting to turn this into a porn story she was judging my reactions and kept me on the brink of orgasm for ages. It got to the point where I couldn't take any more and as I came my whole body seized up, my legs clamped around her like chopsticks and I flung her across the bed. She tried to laugh but as she was clamped between my legs I was still in her mouth and it came out as this muffled noise and made it worse as it really tickled.

We found it hilarious anyway and the word chopsticks has a while new meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet."

They turned up.

How I fuckin laughed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I had to serve breakfast to 2 kids the next morning, being mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet."

She was a comedian

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet.

They turned up.

How I fuckin laughed. "

I adore you

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

My first ever time .. We climbed over gate into the field

Feckin thing collapsed on the way in, and although made enough noise to wake the dead, or seemed like it in the dark night there was no stopping us when we hit the ground

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Second meet with a guy.... I "dismounted" completely missed the bed and landed completely naked on my back on the floor lol... we did laugh about it.... am planning on going to see him again at some point lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shown the middle finger as a hello. . id never seen that type of greeting before. It made me laugh and put me in the best mood.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet.

They turned up.

How I fuckin laughed. "

Sensational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on a meet.

They turned up.

How I fuckin laughed.

I adore you "

You're alreet, I spose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a dark room at a club. I head butted quite hard a guys nose.

Blood everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a dark room at a club. I head butted quite hard a guys nose.

Blood everywhere.

"

This isn't funny. But even I'm laughing at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a meet as such but something that happened with my regular fella - many years ago we had a session on the trampoline - frosty night and we had oiled and played a bit earlier on in the evening - early hours decided to have a quickie on the trampoline - tik it off the list kind of thing - we did- bloody freezing and that was that - the funny part was the next day i went out into the garden (still frosty) and clear as anything could see two sets of handprnts- my arse print - where his knees had been etc - took a pic sent it to him ans his reaction will always make me grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to tell a guy that my bedroom door handle was misbehaving and not to shut the door completely. He did and when it was time to leave, we couldn't open the door.

Even if he jumped out the front or back window, he wouldn't be able to get his shoes he'd left in the hall as the front door and back door were locked so no way back in the house. The look of panic on his face was hilarious!

He used a metal nail file in the end to remove the door handle and managed to open it.

It was a good job he was good with his hands and it didn't scare him off as he kept coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to tell a guy that my bedroom door handle was misbehaving and not to shut the door completely. He did and when it was time to leave, we couldn't open the door.

Even if he jumped out the front or back window, he wouldn't be able to get his shoes he'd left in the hall as the front door and back door were locked so no way back in the house. The look of panic on his face was hilarious!

He used a metal nail file in the end to remove the door handle and managed to open it.

It was a good job he was good with his hands and it didn't scare him off as he kept coming back "

just reminded me of somthing -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever play date on fab was memorable. We were having a great time on a table up in the hotel bedroom when the leg of the table gives way and comes off sending us both crashing to the floor. The laughs that followed was worth the meet alone. Unforgettable but honestly for the right reasons

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