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My wife just said I'm a bit odd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because there's no glitter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her? "

She's behaving like a fun pump in reverse. Kick her in the shin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress envy

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You didn't ask her to twirl too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

She's behaving like a fun pump in reverse. Kick her in the shin "

Oooo. I like that.

I always say "funsucker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her? "

Dunno... she got a spotty bum ?

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

We say fun sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her? "

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly "

Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly

Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen. "

That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly

Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.

That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd. "

Phew. So I'm normal after all?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly

Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.

That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd.

Phew. So I'm normal after all? "
Define normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

You were doing it in front of the bloody telly

Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.

That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd.

Phew. So I'm normal after all? "

Feck off with ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems the voting is split.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And tonight I'm frowned on because I'm shopping.

I really NEED some new things to wear at a variety of events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And tonight I'm frowned on because I'm shopping.

I really NEED some new things to wear at a variety of events. "

That's jealousy, you're getting pretty things and she's not buying anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And tonight I'm frowned on because I'm shopping.

I really NEED some new things to wear at a variety of events.

That's jealousy, you're getting pretty things and she's not buying anything. "

I buy her lovely things too.

I tried giving her money to buy her own but she hates shopping so she has me pick her things. She likes her wellies and wax jacket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might start dancing and twirling again

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