FabSwingers.com forum: If you could talk to the animals...

By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm just watching a programme on BBC4 about a group of people back in the 1960s who tried to teach dolphins to speak English!

If you had the chance to talk to an animal which one would you choose? And would you ask them anything particular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog. 100%

I'd love to know what my dog thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's cat, Princess Lily the Minx.

I talk to her constantly, she listens but never bloody replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog. I want to know what goes through his head daily and to ask him if he knows just how much I love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversations with our cats would be entertaining I think.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can talk to the animals. I have indepth conversations with my cats

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Possibly to speak to sharks, so I can ask them what's for dinner, dinner, dunr, dnr, dnr, dnr (jaws music).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like whispering in the ears of beavers

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I whisper to horses

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wasps, to find out why they're such bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Datsun doesn't like south Asians or darker complexioned people. Not sure why. She barks at them and seems genuinely perturbed by the sight of them. It's probably best she can't vocalise her hostility and upset into commonly understood language as she'd probably end up with a asbo or something. Ah ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask a pigeon to kindly shit on my bosses head every morning for the rest of his life

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like whispering in the ears of beavers

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My Datsun doesn't like south Asians or darker complexioned people. Not sure why. She barks at them and seems genuinely perturbed by the sight of them. It's probably best she can't vocalise her hostility and upset into commonly understood language as she'd probably end up with a asbo or something. Ah ha ha. "

You have a car that barks?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd love to chat to most of them,but a capybara at min.They seem so sweet and sociable.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ask them anything I'd just say sorry for humans being such c**** xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send various animals to spy on people and find out information to report back to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ask a pigeon to kindly shit on my bosses head every morning for the rest of his life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can talk to the animals. I have indepth conversations with my cats"

Many will think you're mad. But I know what you mean!! I used to communicate with my (now sadly deceased) cat. She'd say hello in the mornings, tell me when she was hungry, when she wanted attention etc. All different sounds but consistent ..

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I do talk to my cats, they usually miaow back too. We have great conversations - wish I knew what they were actually saying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my dogs all the time. I can have full conversations with them. It's far better then talking to any human I know.

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"My mum's cat, Princess Lily the Minx.

I talk to her constantly, she listens but never bloody replies.

I imagine if cats could speak they would still ignore us.

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

I'd ask my rats if they know how much joy they bring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour's dog CJ always barks when i walk past until i stop to stroke her. I would ask her if i could take her for a walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask my dog why he licks his own ass so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd send various animals to spy on people and find out information to report back to me. "

Haha love that... a little hamster spy would be great..a giraffe...not so good...

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

My dog... I'd ask where he has put half a dozen of my socks, 2 of my shoes and half of a ten pound note?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I would ask our dog why he head butt's me or my dad's cat if she knows she's got really fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbour's cat ...... I'd tell it to f#ck of and stop sh#tting on my lawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a car that barks?

Oops, dachshund... Used phonetic short hand as assumed most would get the gist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats and ask them why are they such massive pricks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If? I speak fluent miaow already. I just have to get the pitch right depending on which of my two I am speaking to (and yes, I have figured out the exact interval when they miaow con tutti). Just a shame I haven't got a tail for the full body language gestures.

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Cats and ask them why are they such massive pricks"

I get the feeling that if they could talk they'd ask us the same question.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I would speak to cats and tell them to f**k off and crap in someone else's garden

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If? I speak fluent miaow already. I just have to get the pitch right depending on which of my two I am speaking to (and yes, I have figured out the exact interval when they miaow con tutti). Just a shame I haven't got a tail for the full body language gestures."

I'd probably pay good money to witness that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask sloths why they're so awesome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask my cat how he's feeling so I can hopefully tell the vet to go fuck his blood tests - everything is fine.

Or alternatively I could ask the vet to do everything he can to help him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask my dogs if they're happy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can talk to the animals!

It's just that I can't understand the reply....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my dogs all the time...

They seem to understand me better than some people.

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I talk to my dogs all the time...

They seem to understand me better than some people."

I know that feeling

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I talk to my cats and they mew back

also one of diamondsmiles cats talks to me on the phone

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I talk to my dogs all the time...

They seem to understand me better than some people."

I don't get what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I whisper to horses

"
I've heard you've tamed stallions in your time Frisky. Is there any truth in the rumour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to hear what my dogs have to say. I'd ask them their favorite things to do and their least favorites so I know for the future. I'd just like to hear what's on their minds.

And I'd ask them nicely not to bark every time the doorbell rings.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'd ask one of my snakes why he's such a fucking prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woof,woof,,wwwwoooooooof,,woooof,,ggrrrrrr woooof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be Dr do little..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I whisper to horses

Are you Scarlett Johansson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woof,woof,,wwwwoooooooof,,woooof,,ggrrrrrr woooof

ffs,,,sorry,that was my dog typing again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do talk to my cats, they usually miaow back too. We have great conversations - wish I knew what they were actually saying though

It's been proposed by scientists that cats only miaow for the benefit of humans. It's a habit that's developed with evolution, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk to my dogs all the time...

They seem to understand me better than some people.

I don't get what you mean

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd ask one of my snakes why he's such a fucking prick. "

He'd have newt to say though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I love Koko the gorilla and her female companion.

I was dismayed with some of the dolphin story of what we did to them.

I'd happily talk to any animal, though I fear for their futures, due to human damage to the world. I'd have to apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Koko the gorilla and her female companion.

I was dismayed with some of the dolphin story of what we did to them.

I'd happily talk to any animal, though I fear for their futures, due to human damage to the world. I'd have to apologise "

Yes I've seen that documentary about the dolphins before. Quite upsetting.

I mean, giving the dolphin LSD just to see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought is all the amazing things I could achieve if I could talk to the animals, but in reality I'd probably Doolittle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands"

If you can do that...can you try and tell the lions to feck off so I can stop having to run when they appear?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands"

That's only because you're barking mad anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands

If you can do that...can you try and tell the lions to feck off so I can stop having to run when they appear?

LIONS

,,,,,RUN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd talk to my childhood dog. She was my best friend and I still miss her now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands

That's only because you're barking mad anyway

You may be right,

my dog is a border collie,,hes a clever boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd talk to my childhood dog. She was my best friend and I still miss her now

awe,,aint dogs wonderfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would speak to cats and tell them to f**k off and crap in someone else's garden"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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my degus love listening to you talking, i bet they'd make good conversationalists if they got the opportunity.

think it'd be cool being able to chat to any animal really.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands

That's only because you're barking mad anyway

You may be right,

my dog is a border collie,,hes a clever boy"

I raised 3 generations of Border Collies and I swear they were all more clever than I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ask my rabbit why he think he's a dog cos he bloody acts like one!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Id ask my rabbit why he think he's a dog cos he bloody acts like one! "

Just take the battery out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id ask my rabbit why he think he's a dog cos he bloody acts like one!

Just take the battery out

Haha I did actually have a rabbit called the heartthrob that had a "pulsing" shaft. I couldn't use it though cos it sounded like a yappy dog and was very distracting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to choose only one? Dogs. They seem pretty friendly and some even go to the pub too. Ive seen them in the vault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog. I want to know what goes through his head daily and to ask him if he knows just how much I love him "

This, absolutely this.

If animals could talk I wouldn't bother with humans at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just watching a programme on BBC4 about a group of people back in the 1960s who tried to teach dolphins to speak English!

If you had the chance to talk to an animal which one would you choose? And would you ask them anything particular?"

Dogs..

And I would ask, why do you always go and sniff another dogs ass? It's not something we do. Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woof,woof,,wwwwoooooooof,,woooof,,ggrrrrrr woooof

There's no need for that sort of language. No gravy bones for you!

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