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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done...

I fucked a girl once with a vodka bottle ... Summer of 1999 ... pre Fab ... when I experimented...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno really ?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very dirty. I hope you wiped the bottle then stuck it in her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me...

Oh that is bad, I bet you put things back in the wrong places in shops as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put one of my cups in the cupboard with the handle at 9 o clock rather than the usual 3 o clock

Mad, bad and dangerous to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deciding i wont use grammar or punctuation in this post yes i am going full on crazeee peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a masked intruder Roleplay with another couple. He was tied to a chair & made to watch me sodomize his pretty wife. I tore her clothes, smeared her makeup & she licked me clean afterwards.

When I left I remember walking back to the train station shaking. I'd never felt such a release. We had a safeword. But it was just incredible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me...

Ah feck that's bold

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By *igblackcockNgMan
over a year ago

Horny guy for fun in Suffolk

Met a couple who introduced me to DVP. It was amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a guy up the arse with a strap on, whilst he was restrained and blindfolded, and videod it.

It was with consent lol

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"I put one of my cups in the cupboard with the handle at 9 o clock rather than the usual 3 o clock

Mad, bad and dangerous to know"

OMG........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha nope!

Backs out slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote my name in wet cement

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me...

Oh that is bad, I bet you put things back in the wrong places in shops as well

Are you following me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually wipe my cock on the curtains afterwards, and never wash them.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I put one of my cups in the cupboard with the handle at 9 o clock rather than the usual 3 o clock

Mad, bad and dangerous to know"

Rebellious cup-turning... You're just too much crazy for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put rude pics on a website for everyone to see.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol "

Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up."

I'm quivering... Tell me again...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't belong here. I'm shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done...

I fucked a girl once with a vodka bottle ... Summer of 1999 ... pre Fab ... when I experimented...

A girl once fucked me with a vodka bottle

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"deciding i wont use grammar or punctuation in this post yes i am going full on crazeee peeps"

No punctuation.... Breathe... Breathe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 girls myself and another guy. All kinds of fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once eat an after eight mint at 7.30....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I don't belong here. I'm shy.

That's ok... I'll take you under my wing.... You're safe with me

Honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm looking for a female to join me at a club as it will be my first time going at the end of the month any takers Leicester

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I once eat an after eight mint at 7.30.... "

I think thats allowed if you eat it very very sloooooowwwwly.... For like 30 minutes or so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once eat an after eight mint at 7.30....

I think thats allowed if you eat it very very sloooooowwwwly.... For like 30 minutes or so....

Nope...it went down in one.

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol

Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it. "

There's only one bridgend butt haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A women once gagged on my cock and puked all over me. I kind of enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol

Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it.

There's only one bridgend butt haha. "

I know l, was just in Tesco and b&m mun, serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I once eat an after eight mint at 7.30....

I think thats allowed if you eat it very very sloooooowwwwly.... For like 30 minutes or so....

Nope...it went down in one.

You're joining me in hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again ..

That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came home slightly d*unk when I was younger and still living at home, I was walking along a wall, my mate on the pavement, I kicked a stone and it smashed a car windscreen.

I got up the next morning and said to my brother let's go hit a few balls, obviously it happened and I blamed the smashed windscreen on my brother oops... Big bad brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like. "

Truly horrific we were fully naked so you can imagine the fumbling trying to act normal, she was locked in the living room with that child gate thing but she broke out..I just wondered how long was she watching smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like.

I don't want to know anymore. She sounds an absolute treat. Fantastic mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't belong here. I'm shy.

Me too but it ain't going to stop me sitting here perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put one of my cups in the cupboard with the handle at 9 o clock rather than the usual 3 o clock

Mad, bad and dangerous to know"

You gonna burn, boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once swapped my whole outfit with a girl on a night out in the middle of the street. Some kind guys stood round us like a shield to protect us from the eyes of others

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me

Sounds a tad tricky logistically unless you're an orangutan or did a one handed handstand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me

Sounds a tad tricky logistically unless you're an orangutan or did a one handed handstand

Pretty simple really, she sat on the loo and sucked me as I was standing and I leaned down to play with her pussy

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like. "

Haha. Proper bridgend right there haha. I've probably past you out shopping and didn't even realise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did a masked intruder Roleplay with another couple. He was tied to a chair & made to watch me sodomize his pretty wife. I tore her clothes, smeared her makeup & she licked me clean afterwards.

When I left I remember walking back to the train station shaking. I'd never felt such a release. We had a safeword. But it was just incredible."

Wow ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucked a guy up the arse with a strap on, whilst he was restrained and blindfolded, and videod it.

It was with consent lol

That is filthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once swapped my whole outfit with a girl on a night out in the middle of the street. Some kind guys stood round us like a shield to protect us from the eyes of others

That's dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A women once gagged on my cock and puked all over me. I kind of enjoyed it.

That's just nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me

That's filthy alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's just darn right wrong and nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly share. It would ruin my reputation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly share. It would ruin my reputation

Just a wee bit ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up."

I tried that once.

I was stuck in that short for three days until someone cut me out of it.

Bad scene, man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up.

I tried that once.

I was stuck in that short for three days until someone cut me out of it.

Bad scene, man!"

Is it bad I laughed at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

Noooo... really!!!!!

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By *aptain BangalotMan
over a year ago

SW London

I didn't wash my hand for four days after having it inside some lush lady. God, she smelled good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I wore odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put my finger up my wife's bumhole and then didn't my wash my hands, so I could sniff it all day the following day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple as a single lady. Was encouraged to slide my hand inside her til I was elbow deep in her bum and having a grand time fisting. The fun time ended after she got her own anal revenge. I have not been able to look at tiger balm since

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. "

I've done that but she wasn't a ex, just a Woman I knew

Mine was definitely my first club visit, Meeting a Woman from here and joining her husband and her meet in one of the bedrooms,

Another first for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

while entering exits and vice versa....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Once I wore odd socks "

Have we dated????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

while entering exits and vice versa....

I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

while entering exits and vice versa....

I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in

Marry me now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]"

I did post then got scared and deleted!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.

I touched the paint

I bet you still walk on the grass though

I moonwalk on the grass

while entering exits and vice versa....

I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in

Marry me now!!!

Can we wait until morning, I'm just ordering my noisy neighbours some pizzas. I assume they are hungry, I'm a caring fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

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over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear

Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear

Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....

It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear

Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....

It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy?

I'll get back to you on that when I've finished sterilising my mailbox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]

I did post then got scared and deleted!

You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???

Nope

Worse than that??

You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...

Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear

Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....

It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy?

I'll get back to you on that when I've finished sterilising my mailbox...

goes off to seek forgiveness for my sins. Is it Sunday yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a couple as a single lady. Was encouraged to slide my hand inside her til I was elbow deep in her bum and having a grand time fisting. The fun time ended after she got her own anal revenge. I have not been able to look at tiger balm since

Wow ... that is darn right filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple as a single guy. Had met the wife of said couple a few times before by herself. I made the husband sit and watch as I took her every way I could, making her tell him how it felt, she spoke pure filth throughput the few hours. I could see the husband straining to get in on it. By the time we were finished I think he was going mad to fuck his wife. I told her he wasn't to cum till I said so and we went our separate ways. A week later got a text asking me was it ok for him to cum. Told her yes but first she had to come round to me. So around she cums and do the deed. Sent her on her way with my cum on her face and I get texted pictures of her getting facialed. That was probably the filthiest thing I've done.

King

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a couple as a single guy. Had met the wife of said couple a few times before by herself. I made the husband sit and watch as I took her every way I could, making her tell him how it felt, she spoke pure filth throughput the few hours. I could see the husband straining to get in on it. By the time we were finished I think he was going mad to fuck his wife. I told her he wasn't to cum till I said so and we went our separate ways. A week later got a text asking me was it ok for him to cum. Told her yes but first she had to come round to me. So around she cums and do the deed. Sent her on her way with my cum on her face and I get texted pictures of her getting facialed. That was probably the filthiest thing I've done.

King"

Is it wrong I enjoyed that in an evil kinda way ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King

Is it wrong I enjoyed that in an evil kinda way ??

Nothing wrong with that. Evil enjoyment is the best

King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my ex got naked and crushed strawberries over each other's bodies.

Then we opened a tub of cream and poured it slowly over each other. I loved watching it cascade over her fulsome breasts

Then I smeared raspberry ripple ice cream over her nipples to make them really erect.

I then put a galaxy bar on her navel and let the warmth melt it into her.........

Then we licked each other from head to toe....ever......so.......slowly

I got really pissed off as we were leaving cos the trolley nicked my £1 in the car park

Fukin Tesco's

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