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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How can you cheer me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, why are you grumpy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ticklish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hhhmmm......I'm not sure. I just feel a bit down. I think probably ladies issues as I feel like I could cry for no reason. I'm not normally a grumpy person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still feeling under the weather?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you ticklish? "

Too ticklish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snooze always does the trick for me.

Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still feeling under the weather? "

No apart from a little scabby lip I feel loads better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you ticklish?

Too ticklish "

Dan you tickle one butt cheek with your tongue and I'll do the other

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I could tell you a joke?

Right...

There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.

These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."

I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.

Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...

I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.

So, the irish guy...

You know what. Bollocks to jokes.

I'd buy you a cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snooze always does the trick for me.

Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up."

Im at work.

We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you ticklish?

Too ticklish

Dan you tickle one butt cheek with your tongue and I'll do the other "

Well that would make me laugh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up? "

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck when I saw the heading I thought op was calling for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could tell you a joke?

Right...

There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.

These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."

I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.

Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...

I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.

So, the irish guy...

You know what. Bollocks to jokes.

I'd buy you a cake. "

That's exactly my joke telling style.

I like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you a joke?

Right...

There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.

These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."

I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.

Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...

I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.

So, the irish guy...

You know what. Bollocks to jokes.

I'd buy you a cake. "

- it made me laugh Errol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

FAF? "

Uh huh

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'll send you your favourite cake from over here xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you "

Oh yeah! Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh fuck when I saw the heading I thought op was calling for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

Oh yeah! Thank you xx"

Salright.

Can I nick some of your cake now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll send you your favourite cake from over here xx"

Do they have special cake in Ireland?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

Oh yeah! Thank you xx

Salright.

Can I nick some of your cake now? "

Sure. Ill pop the kettle on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

Oh yeah! Thank you xx

Salright.

Can I nick some of your cake now?

Sure. Ill pop the kettle on x"

Awesome. No sugar. Just milk in my tea please

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I'll send you your favourite cake from over here xx

Do they have special cake in Ireland? "

Only the best Bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.

I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage? "

Skip the chocolate and you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up? "

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage? "

Done!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

"

Miranda?....

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A snooze always does the trick for me.

Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up.

Im at work.

We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy! "

Aww what kind of dogs are at your office

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.

I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy. "

I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!"

It will take you a couple of days to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8"

I want to do that to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?.... "

Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8"

The lady tickling has a beard. That amuses me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.

I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.

I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy "

#failingatgrumpy

Sort it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?.... "

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?....

Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now "

Ok I'll just flash....no Miranda

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up "

You're ill! Get back to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few ways I would like to cheer you up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can add you back to my hotlist if that cheers you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Skip the chocolate and you're on "

All the more chocolate for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snooze always does the trick for me.

Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up.

Im at work.

We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy!

Aww what kind of dogs are at your office "

We have a few who visit! I love them all but my favourite is a daschund called Kayla!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat a peach "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8

The lady tickling has a beard. That amuses me too "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?....

Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now "

I'll share you treats with you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there"

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.

I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.

I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy

#failingatgrumpy

Sort it out."

I'm just not very well practiced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few ways I would like to cheer you up! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?....

Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now

Ok I'll just flash....no Miranda "

That's better. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can add you back to my hotlist if that cheers you up "

Fine

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

...and HE said "The last time it did that the WHEELS fell off!"

*cue riotous laughter and applause*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******

Miranda?....

Moist "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me" "

Come wallow in the grump with me. Misery loves company x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!! "

It is I checked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...and HE said "The last time it did that the WHEELS fell off!"

*cue riotous laughter and applause*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.

I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.

I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy

#failingatgrumpy

Sort it out.

I'm just not very well practiced "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked "

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!"

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up? "

I'll woo you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!! "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now"

I got bored while you were napping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

I'll woo you. "

Are you gonna grab my boobs and jiggle them whilst making a woo noise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now

I got bored while you were napping "

You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now

I got bored while you were napping

You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not "

Now you tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that. "

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops "

Be careful what you post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

I'll woo you.

Are you gonna grab my boobs and jiggle them whilst making a woo noise?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops

Be careful what you post "

It's cool, she knows I like a tease...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now

I got bored while you were napping

You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not

Now you tell me "

I didn't think I had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could cheer you up telling you i think yours is the loveliest female profile on here.

Don't feel down, take the offer of cake and put your feet up later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me"

Come wallow in the grump with me. Misery loves company x"

Righto! This seems appropriate then

https://youtu.be/ODHhWcEdrvg

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me" "

I've tried in vain to cheer you up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops

Be careful what you post

It's cool, she knows I like a tease... "

I think going on them calculations. ...teesside is only half an hour

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could cheer you up telling you i think yours is the loveliest female profile on here.

Don't feel down, take the offer of cake and put your feet up later.

"

All the ladies are lovely but thank you. Cake always helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up "

Bugger off and get that top off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops

Be careful what you post

It's cool, she knows I like a tease... "

My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you cheer me up?

Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up

You're ill! Get back to bed!

Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet

P.S. I'm feeling much better now

I got bored while you were napping

You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not

Now you tell me

I didn't think I had to "

Consent is key cakey!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up "

I think you type my words before me sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me"

Come wallow in the grump with me. Misery loves company x

Righto! This seems appropriate then

https://youtu.be/ODHhWcEdrvg"

Very appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up "

that would be my response to this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up

I think you type my words before me sometimes. "

If only I could say it on my own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing! "

Bitches love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake"

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops

Be careful what you post

It's cool, she knows I like a tease...

My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though "

Don't worry, I have supplies to keep my energy levels up and my embrace stance is second to none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?"

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake"

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

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over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Fact "

Did you not get cold with a wet shirt on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings! "

Sorry. She's all about the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Fact

Did you not get cold with a wet shirt on? "

nah I just hung myself on the radiator till I dried

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?

Done!

It will take you a couple of days to get there

I hear it only an hour by plane!!!

It is I checked

I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!

Oops

Be careful what you post

It's cool, she knows I like a tease...

My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though

Don't worry, I have supplies to keep my energy levels up and my embrace stance is second to none. "

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cinema

It might not cheer you up but you'd have to be grumpy in silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chosen another cheesy grin pic.

Now cheer the fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day. "

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Fact

Did you not get cold with a wet shirt on?

nah I just hung myself on the radiator till I dried "

No one offered to 'get you out of those wet things' and warmed you up then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake "

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The cinema

It might not cheer you up but you'd have to be grumpy in silence "

Id be that annoying person being noisy with my snacks-on purpose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though."

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chosen another cheesy grin pic.

Now cheer the fuck up. "

Yes Miss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar . "

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic "

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to! "

On way.

Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together"

Are you just gonna steal me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!

On way.

Do I need to bring my floggers and crops? "

Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me? "

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!

On way.

Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?

Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you "

Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart"

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)"

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a joke here's 1 a man walks into a bar........... Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)"

I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a joke here's 1 a man walks into a bar........... Ouch"

Jokes you say?

What's brown and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stick

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Stop being miserable and grumpy

Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up

I think you type my words before me sometimes. "

No need for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)

I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me. "

Hey, buy you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)

I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me.

Hey, buy you a drink?"

Go on then you smooth talker.

Pint of gin please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)

I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me.

Hey, buy you a drink?

Go on then you smooth talker.

Pint of gin please. "

Ooh the hard stuff. I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck "

Im wooed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!

On way.

Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?

Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you

Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying "

Yes. That mascaras gonna be all over your pretty little face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a joke here's 1 a man walks into a bar........... Ouch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!

Bitches love cake

Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!

Sorry. She's all about the cake

Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic

Nah. A duel suggests that he might win

We'll just ride into the sunset together

Are you just gonna steal me?

No, just your heart

Smooth as fuck

Im wooed "

Cake wins every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaaaat! Get yerself into town and have a Long Vodka Hopster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.

I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?

Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.

It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.

You discipline people too?

Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .

I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!

On way.

Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?

Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you

Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying

Yes. That mascaras gonna be all over your pretty little face "

Hold the gin. I'm in for a beating. I'll have it after.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you "

Do you mean you had a coldsore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whaaaat! Get yerself into town and have a Long Vodka Hopster!"

Not by myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

Do you mean you had a coldsore?"

Damn it Im just getting over one of those. Extra punishment for Rachel

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I find a blowjob always cheers me up... you're welcome to try to see if that cheers you up too.

Cal

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I find a blowjob always cheers me up... you're welcome to try to see if that cheers you up too.

Cal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, let me help. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a blowjob always cheers me up... you're welcome to try to see if that cheers you up too.

Cal"

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can add you back to my hotlist if that cheers you up

Fine "

Hey, where's the pole dance handstand pic!

I feel cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the grumpiness any better?

I do like to see a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need a full fat veggie burger with curly fries and a chocolate milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you

Do you mean you had a coldsore?

Damn it Im just getting over one of those. Extra punishment for Rachel "

Paints on a few fake coldsores to further antagonise.

Assumes the position.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I forgot to thank you all! How rude! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I forgot to thank you all! How rude! Xxx"

Are you in a better mood now?

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