FabSwingers.com forum: Simple displeasures

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

What little things day to day will inevitably tick you off?

Stubbing your toe. It hurts like buggery and you're a pussy if you let on.

Needing to do two things with equal urgency - like needing to pee and needing to drink, or being absolutely shattered and starving - and being unable to decide which to do.

Burning something that would of been a perfect meal if you'd taken it out of the oven five minutes earlier.

Pouring the last of the vodka, then knocking it over couple of minutes later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young bloke on the train today. Headphones on way too loud,chewing gum and smacking his lips, I wanted to punch his face in

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people who do not pick up their dog's poo or put it in little bags and then dump the bag rather than carry a few yards to the bin...

drives me nuts.......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people driving and speaking into a mobile...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Getting a msg from a sexy lady looking for an evening of fun then realising you gotta work......i'd imagine would tick me off a bit if I ever got a msg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who repeat their message over and over again, after I've already read it back to them and told them I'd pass it on to the correct person....... I lose about 25 phone calls a day due to them...grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

standing on the plug end of my hair dryer by my bed..

or needing a wee but refusing to go whilst eating, so chewing uber fast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my kids eating weetabix and not rincing there bowl afterwards it goes rock hard

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

when you miss the gap in the rush hour traffic because someone cant be asrsed to indicate on a roundabout .

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people who do not pick up their condoms and just leave them for someone else to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't really pmsl, I ain't really xx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Burning myself with my straighners...have burned my neck, ear & boob so far.

People not clearing up after their dogs.

The phone ringing when you have just got in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obviously don't lose your tether.... but its a near impossibility to get a three year old to put on a pair of woolie gloves without them putting two fingers down one hole and when you move it along to the vacant hole their other finger comes along with it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You obviously don't lose your tether.... but its a near impossibility to get a three year old to put on a pair of woolie gloves without them putting two fingers down one hole and when you move it along to the vacant hole their other finger comes along with it....."

or being stalked by pearly kings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting down to a cup of tea , someone phoning and your tea stone cold when you remember .

Catching a stray dog shite with the strimmer ! Not ideal !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people wearing stripes and checks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people wearing stripes and checks..."

Worse.....stars and spots!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"people wearing stripes and checks...

Worse.....stars and spots!"

THUD..... View fainted after reading the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People interrupting you at work during break because it just could'nt wait five minutes

F*"!!*@s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peeps who borrow stuff and don't worry about returning it.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"peeps who borrow stuff and don't worry about returning it."

I get that, when peeps borrow my tools, and do not bring them back.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

coming all the way in to the house .pouring my handbag out and raking through contents and realising i left ma mobile in the car .... doh !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peeps who borrow stuff and don't worry about returning it.

I get that, when peeps borrow my tools, and do not bring them back.

a wise workperson always hides their tools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coming home and finding the cat's scoffed the half chicken I forgot to put in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"standing on the plug end of my hair dryer by my bed..

or needing a wee but refusing to go whilst eating, so chewing uber fast.. "

Any plug standing incident qualifies for me. Worse if someone else left it there!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Boys- who cant smoke a fag without spitting all the time

Girls who spit

Women who drink out of bottles.

People (ok, women) who cant walk around a super market (normally slowly!!) without a phone clamped to their ear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys- who cant smoke a fag without spitting all the time

Girls who spit

Women who drink out of bottles.

People (ok, women) who cant walk around a super market (normally slowly!!) without a phone clamped to their ear..

he he always makes me chuckle when I see peeps strolling along talking to themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stuck behind a 45mph tesco lorry on motorway,(that is all they seem to go at?) and no bugger letting you out to pass it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair maybe its just a terrible coincidence, but folks who go in the McDonalds drive-thru, then park up, but sadly cant walk the 10feet to the bin to put their rubbish in it after having eaten, but seem to think letting it tumble out the car will do?

Are they so full up, they then cant walk? Or just frikkin lazy B,,,,,,s?

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

What about blokes who think they are trendy by saying 'can I get a......' in a burger place or KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peeps who don't understand the meaning of choice.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

c**t when cunt will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with hairy nostrils and ears what's that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with hairy nostrils and ears what's that about

makes it difficult for spiders to get in when yer asleep. (apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really fancying a bowl of cereal, putting cereal in bowl and then finding there's no sodding milk

After locking all the doors to go to bed, you see the cats face at the window and the bloody thing won't stop miaowing til you go get the key and let him in

Being in a rush to get to a meeting, rush to print off the minutes and agenda, then when you go to staple them, no frigging staples left

Only finding one of your shoes in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving round Norfolk/Suffolk stuck behind some old biddy doing 32-35 mph in a 60 when there are no safe overtaking places.... usually for in excess of at least 10 friggin miles

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

(it's my kryptonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving round Norfolk/Suffolk stuck behind some old biddy doing 32-35 mph in a 60 when there are no safe overtaking places.... usually for in excess of at least 10 friggin miles

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

(it's my kryptonite

Same goes for farmers going from one field to another, just how much land do they own that they need to travel 10 miles on a main road? grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

text speak in messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't drive round a roundabout but go straight through it.

It's not called a fookin ROUNDABOUT for nothing!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

People who walk around the city centre oblivious to the presence of other people…. especially feckers with buggies.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"People who don't drive round a roundabout but go straight through it.

It's not called a fookin ROUNDABOUT for nothing!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Particularly the large raised roundabouts with trees and bushes on them....the way the feckers drive their big 4x4's across them is outrageous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with annoying tickly coughs who have to cough every 20 seconds.

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

My daughter speaking to me in local slang, guaranteed to set me off

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Doing shopping on line, they have a two hour window to deliver, say between 5pm & 7pm, why is it 'ALWAYS' 7pm they turn up??

And every bloody week as well

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