FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a biscuit

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

what kind would you be and why? And you can't just choose your favourite...

I's be a chocolate hob - extra bit of yummy chocolate, slightly melted in the heat but stays intact, classy and nuts!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

garry baldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammy Dodger cos I is one....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Jammy dodger, sweet and cream with a bit of bite

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Jammy Dodger cos I is one....

Oi thats me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hob knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a jaffa cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammy Dodger cos I is one....

Oi thats me

Ha Ha Beat ya...ner ner...

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"a jaffa cake.

what, contrary and confusing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a jaffa cake.

what, contrary and confusing???

and not quite conforming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and hairy.. "

try Veet love

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Jammy Dodger cos I is one....

Oi thats me

Ha Ha Beat ya...ner ner..."

Shall we just say we are a twin pack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and hairy..

try Veet love

Tampon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammy Dodger cos I is one....

Oi thats me

Ha Ha Beat ya...ner ner...

Shall we just say we are a twin pack?"

Phwoar! Yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My great grandfather actually designed the pattern on the custard cream! Just thought I would throw that out there as I never ever thought there would be a thread about biscuits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hob Nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"garry baldy"

how apt.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Hob Nob

I'll hob on your knob anytime Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a Jacobs? cos am a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)"

That's a Tunnock's tea cake, and damn tasty they are too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My great grandfather actually designed the pattern on the custard cream! Just thought I would throw that out there as I never ever thought there would be a thread about biscuits lol"

Crumbs!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)

That's a Tunnock's tea cake, and damn tasty they are too.

Not had one of those for years, don't they have a blob of jam in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)

That's a Tunnock's tea cake, and damn tasty they are too.

Not had one of those for years, don't they have a blob of jam in them?"

You are sooo sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)

That's a Tunnock's tea cake, and damn tasty they are too.

Not had one of those for years, don't they have a blob of jam in them?"

They are Burton's teacakes....er so I believe... I think..... maybe.....

And no I never ate all the teacakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i create one??

id be one that contains some marshmallow because im a bit fluffy and airy.. but id have a dense base (cos im a bit stupid at times lol)

That's a Tunnock's tea cake, and damn tasty they are too.

omg see that proves im stupid lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

digestive biscuit ... there is so many things you could do with digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My great grandfather actually designed the pattern on the custard cream! Just thought I would throw that out there as I never ever thought there would be a thread about biscuits lol"

Thats a brill claim to fame! I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd eat the feckin lotta ya nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved Abbey Crunch and there used to be this biscuit when I was a child you got from the co-op it might have been a Debonair - it was hexagonal shaped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd eat the feckin lotta ya nom nom nom

stevieeeeee if i had a cock id let you eat me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd eat the feckin lotta ya nom nom nom

stevieeeeee if i had a cock id let you eat me! "

i'll improvise !

i'm on my way

* packs overnight bag with strap-on, joke shop beard and groucho marx glasses, nose & tache kit

it'll be close enough

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

toffee pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger nut, because I am one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice" of course.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"My great grandfather actually designed the pattern on the custard cream! Just thought I would throw that out there as I never ever thought there would be a thread about biscuits lol"

Go great grandad !!

Welcome to the forums btw

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Fig roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is.......who's gonna give me a dunk?

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

ull get a dunk tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is.......who's gonna give me a dunk?

I'd give you a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jaffa cake

soft n squidgy

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Lemon puff!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would be a custard cream, cause of all the fancy biscuits you always go back to the good old custard cream

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'd be an Oreo...hmmm all that licking!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A bag of Animal Magics but when you open them, every biscuit is the monkey face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Blue Riband the fab Mans biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"garry baldy"

love it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Bourbon cream, hard outer, soft center, and more-ish lol!

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