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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No for eating to help clean my paddocks as thay eat alot of things the horses will not eat ...... now do i have 3 or 6 and do i go for ones i could show as some of the horse shows have sheep at them or do i go normal or rear breads ...... I was looking at a site on sheep and cant get over all the diffrent sorts some very weird looking ones....Do girls ones still have horns i dont wish to have horns as could go wild and end up head putting my horses. We have always liked sheep and lucky theres a shepheard S next village she come clip do there feet and dip sort them out .... is there a sheep lover around on fab i have been looking up on net but still dont know ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a welsh chat room on here?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK it it has to be somebody it might as well be me.....

Have you tried the welsh forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or might as well be me and sassy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W T F !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you watched Shaun the Sheep lately? Me thinks you'll have you're hands full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or might as well be me and sassy!!!!

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haha high 5!

sorry Jo i was drawn into this thread like a moth to a light and couldnt resist xx

sadly cant offer any advise though xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pigs, what about pigs. I was trying to persuade jay to have pigs in his paddock but he didnt take to the idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits with baited breath on a sheeplover*

*also waits for humpty welsh person*

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Some of us Welsh could take offence!!!!

Dont you have sheep in Engerland???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or might as well be me and sassy!!!!

haha high 5!

sorry Jo i was drawn into this thread like a moth to a light and couldnt resist xx

sadly cant offer any advise though xx"
Well i have lots of room here loads of grass far to much for my 4 horses and thay do not eat everything in felids so i end up topping alot cutting down things thay dont eat sheep will help i was told ..... just need to know a bit about all this. Will end up my pets and i could never eat my pet . lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

your black face(males and females ) have horns and i can vouch know how to head butt(one broke my finger when a kid ). but then you get the like of texels and border leicester who don't but can still give a nasty . if curious about rare breeds why nt try getting in touch with the forums fav farmer stu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pigs, what about pigs. I was trying to persuade jay to have pigs in his paddock but he didnt take to the idea lol"
Thay make big holes Pigs and my horses legs get in them .. do like pics them little ones ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I draw a cartoon strip for an agricultural mag - keep the quips coming folks I might get suitable material for next month!! I draw lovely sheep in my cartoons xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your black face(males and females ) have horns and i can vouch know how to head butt(one broke my finger when a kid ). but then you get the like of texels and border leicester who don't but can still give a nasty . if curious about rare breeds why nt try getting in touch with the forums fav farmer stu. "
yes i am on site now rear breads may look a bit of a fool when i post ........ can i have sheep no horns , lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they like malibu and .

they never kiss,on the first meet,

it can be difficult,at first,getting the stockings on them.

apart from that,they're great fun,enjoy.

ps they never say no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they like malibu and .

they never kiss,on the first meet,

it can be difficult,at first,getting the stockings on them.

apart from that,they're great fun,enjoy.

ps they never say no. "
well i hope to just sit here look out my window see my lovelys eating all the crap i spend hours topping , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about goats? arent they grass eaters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about goats? arent they grass eaters?"

You are Kidding ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"*waits with baited breath on a sheeplover*

*also waits for humpty welsh person*

"

That'll be me then... erm, Welsh, that is lol!

Actually, cant help you on this one, I eat lamb, but never really studied sheep, despite what the jokes might make you think lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a shepherdess ask her for her proffessional opinion. If anyone knows, she would.

How about goats, they will eat anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Swansea???

A leisure centre!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there's a shepherdess ask her for her proffessional opinion. If anyone knows, she would.

How about goats, they will eat anything "
i was thinking sheep would look nice , lol xxx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Perhaps you could get little saddles for them and allow children to ride them until they are big enough for horses?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Swansea???

A leisure centre!!! "

Ho hum!!!

typical French humour.

When the french (who eventually became the english) invaded Britian in 1066, they fought their way through what is now known as England very quickly, and then their thoughts turned to the West.

They approached the Welsh border, and there, atop Offa's Dyke, was a lone Welsh warrior. The Taff yelled out a challenge.

The head honcho of the froggies sent his best warrior, and the taff dived behind the dyke.

There was a sound of furious fighting, and then silence.

Then the Taff appeared and yelled out another challenge.

This time the froggies sent ten of their very best, and again the Taff dived down behind the dyke to meet them.

More sounds of battle, and, sure enough, there appeared the Taff again, issuing another challenge.

Extremely pissed off by now, the froggie boss sent 100 froggy warriors, and againt there ensued sounds of battle being made.

Silence, and then the froggies spotted a warrior staggering back to his own lines, bloodied, battered and near death.

The boss hurried to him, just in time to hear his dying words....

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.... dont send any more warriors, its an ambush, there's two of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You see why i love forum some people look in who know all sorts ..... when i see the lady shepherd i will not look so much of a fool when i say i dont wish to have horns as could head putt my show horses.......wensleydale, welsh hill,Rommey,Friesland,Beulah Speckled Face i am told are the best ..... now its finding them i will be back we will need to name them all later , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend has Goats, they eat ANYTHING!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"is there a welsh chat room on here?? lol"

Mercedes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends of ours bought an old country cottage that had not been lived in for yrs and as such, the gardens were overgrown with brambles, bushes and allsorts of vege stuff.

They hired a couple of goats from a local farm and the goats cleared the lot in a couple of weeks.

As soon as the vegetation was down to ground level they were able to get the rotovators in to get the roots out.

They thought they would have to get loads of skips and tree shredders to clear it, but the two goats did a grand job. Only needed to give them a shelter and fresh water.

When the job was done the goats went back to the farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contact fugy hes the best man for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a couple of Llama's or Alpaca's to live with the sheep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought I would say this, but, I've just been looking on the national sheep association website and I loved it!

I never knew there were so many breeds of sheep. I even found a breed called Laine.

Cheers Jo for bring up this subject. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a couple of Llama's or Alpaca's to live with the sheep? "

hums the theme tune to nuzzle & scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a couple of Llama's or Alpaca's to live with the sheep?

hums the theme tune to nuzzle & scratch

"

who's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a couple of Llama's or Alpaca's to live with the sheep?

hums the theme tune to nuzzle & scratch

who's that? "

its a program shown on cbeebies

*Were Alpacas from the Andes,, with hooves instead of handies.. no others can match Nuzzle & Scratch*

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

farming today radio 4 is good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a couple of Llama's or Alpaca's to live with the sheep?

hums the theme tune to nuzzle & scratch

who's that?

its a program shown on cbeebies

*Were Alpacas from the Andes,, with hooves instead of handies.. no others can match Nuzzle & Scratch*"

Afraid to say this Sassy, but you need to get out more lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Friends of ours bought an old country cottage that had not been lived in for yrs and as such, the gardens were overgrown with brambles, bushes and allsorts of vege stuff.

They hired a couple of goats from a local farm and the goats cleared the lot in a couple of weeks.

As soon as the vegetation was down to ground level they were able to get the rotovators in to get the roots out.

They thought they would have to get loads of skips and tree shredders to clear it, but the two goats did a grand job. Only needed to give them a shelter and fresh water.

When the job was done the goats went back to the farm. "
Have 10 Acres around the house here goats thay can jump and get out , I would have a job keeping them in , lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never thought I would say this, but, I've just been looking on the national sheep association website and I loved it!

I never knew there were so many breeds of sheep. I even found a breed called Laine.

Cheers Jo for bring up this subject. xxx"
i may now have to name one after you Laine , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never thought I would say this, but, I've just been looking on the national sheep association website and I loved it!

I never knew there were so many breeds of sheep. I even found a breed called Laine.

Cheers Jo for bring up this subject. xxx i may now have to name one after you Laine , lol xx "

Awww cheers Jo, laine is french for wool and I AM a warm fuzzy kind of person. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never thought I would say this, but, I've just been looking on the national sheep association website and I loved it!

I never knew there were so many breeds of sheep. I even found a breed called Laine.

Cheers Jo for bring up this subject. xxx i may now have to name one after you Laine , lol xx

Awww cheers Jo, laine is french for wool and I AM a warm fuzzy kind of person. xxx"

Yeah! In da head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never thought I would say this, but, I've just been looking on the national sheep association website and I loved it!

I never knew there were so many breeds of sheep. I even found a breed called Laine.

Cheers Jo for bring up this subject. xxx i may now have to name one after you Laine , lol xx

Awww cheers Jo, laine is french for wool and I AM a warm fuzzy kind of person. xxx

Yeah! In da head... "

I am the first to admit I'm a bit woolly brained at times.

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Could have sworn I had posted a message on this thread before..ho hum.

don't forget about fencing, post and rails is fine for horses but you will need netting for sheep. Perhaps you could offer a farmer/smallholder free grazing to some of their sheep over the summer months?

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could have sworn I had posted a message on this thread before..ho hum.

don't forget about fencing, post and rails is fine for horses but you will need netting for sheep. Perhaps you could offer a farmer/smallholder free grazing to some of their sheep over the summer months?

Tony"
yes i have that wood fencing with netting , Had that as alot of deer and things around here ..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jo... Goats can be tethered on long measured leashes so as not to wander away... B-)B-)B-)

Laine... You look fabulous in a jumper.... Its the way you pull our eyes over the wool...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters. "

maybe you've just been unlucky.

all the sheep i've met,have turned up on time,and been friggin gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters.

maybe you've just been unlucky.

all the sheep i've met,have turned up on time,and been friggin gagging for it. "

You mean you turned up and frigging gagged em!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Goats will eat almost anything except grass apparantly lol

Mistress x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters.

maybe you've just been unlucky.

all the sheep i've met,have turned up on time,and been friggin gagging for it.

You mean you turned up and frigging gagged em! "

lol

you forgot about the fluffy handcuffs.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters.

maybe you've just been unlucky.

all the sheep i've met,have turned up on time,and been friggin gagging for it.

You mean you turned up and frigging gagged em!

lol

you forgot about the fluffy handcuffs.

"

yeah, and don't tie em so tight next time.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

SHEEP.

Bloody timewasters.

maybe you've just been unlucky.

all the sheep i've met,have turned up on time,and been friggin gagging for it.

You mean you turned up and frigging gagged em!

lol

you forgot about the fluffy handcuffs.

yeah, and don't tie em so tight next time."

not one baaaaa of complaint at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cos they were gagged

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Cos they were gagged "

shutit,they liked it,i always left them, with a smile on thier face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get Blackface fgs- they have no respect for boundaries. Some nice poncy Home Counties breed might do. Sheep are a total pain- they need feet trimming, wormed, vaccinated, fed in winter,paperworK to move from one field to the next, handling facilities and die just to peeve you off further. How about borrowiung a neighbour's or a couple of stirks for the summer? Hope your fences are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One farmer up here got all proud of his sheep and because they were grazing by the busy M8, he dyed them pink to make them pretty for all the folks to see as they wooshed by,pink sheep game? Like that idea? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One farmer up here got all proud of his sheep and because they were grazing by the busy M8, he dyed them pink to make them pretty for all the folks to see as they wooshed by,pink sheep game? Like that idea? x"
she my girl s would love pink sheep , really pink is that to make boys wink ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One farmer up here got all proud of his sheep and because they were grazing by the busy M8, he dyed them pink to make them pretty for all the folks to see as they wooshed by,pink sheep game? Like that idea? xshe my girl s would love pink sheep , really pink is that to make boys wink , "
. Don't know that pink sheep would like females though

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" Don't know that pink sheep would like females though "

Aren't all sheep female?

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

just get one of your submissive lovers to mow your meadow every few weeks, much less hassle than sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just get one of your submissive lovers to mow your meadow every few weeks, much less hassle than sheep."

Oh oh, i can do that Game, would you like nice dark n light stripes on the meadow too? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No for eating to help clean my paddocks as thay eat alot of things the horses will not eat ...... now do i have 3 or 6 and do i go for ones i could show as some of the horse shows have sheep at them or do i go normal or rear breads ...... I was looking at a site on sheep and cant get over all the diffrent sorts some very weird looking ones....Do girls ones still have horns i dont wish to have horns as could go wild and end up head putting my horses. We have always liked sheep and lucky theres a shepheard S next village she come clip do there feet and dip sort them out .... is there a sheep lover around on fab i have been looking up on net but still dont know .. "

okies....i saw SHEEP and did get ever so excited

Rydale's are good for beginners, but if there's a shepherd in the next village why not discuss it with them and get their advice?

Have Shetland Sheep here, but got them because they are hardy and well able to look after themselves in the climate up here

good luck with whatever you decide to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Don't know that pink sheep would like females though

Aren't all sheep female?"
. Pink Sheep definitely aren't female lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just get one of your submissive lovers to mow your meadow every few weeks, much less hassle than sheep.

Oh oh, i can do that Game, would you like nice dark n light stripes on the meadow too? lol "
i could but most are not local , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never gess in local paper 3 pet sheep that are very friendly last years lambs all lost there mums and have been hand reared and like pet dogs come when you call them ......... colbred no horns cream girls...... and she say may have a little black sheep i can have this too ..... so now getting my holding number about 50 miles away. This lady sounds lovely she say thay come in the house . And thay have been around horses and dogs , ooo i may have sheep tomorrow , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Never gess in local paper 3 pet sheep that are very friendly last years lambs all lost there mums and have been hand reared and like pet dogs come when you call them ......... colbred no horns cream girls...... and she say may have a little black sheep i can have this too ..... so now getting my holding number about 50 miles away. This lady sounds lovely she say thay come in the house . And thay have been around horses and dogs , ooo i may have sheep tomorrow , lol "

... and lamb chops for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Never gess in local paper 3 pet sheep that are very friendly last years lambs all lost there mums and have been hand reared and like pet dogs come when you call them ......... colbred no horns cream girls...... and she say may have a little black sheep i can have this too ..... so now getting my holding number about 50 miles away. This lady sounds lovely she say thay come in the house . And thay have been around horses and dogs , ooo i may have sheep tomorrow , lol

... and lamb chops for the weekend "
no be our pets i will sort names when see them . lol i have holiday homes here too and people come from all over ..... be lovely for them too ... see and feed them ..... so no lamb chops ,

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

dont know about breed but as for "how many" you could have 1...2...3...4...5...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont know about breed but as for "how many" you could have 1...2...3...4...5...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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be 4 .. lol or 5 if i go for black boy too , x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mick Jagger sang 'Hey you get offa mah cloud' In Scotland they sing 'Hey McCloud get offa my ewe....'

Two Australian shephers are flying new stock of sheep to a remote outback farm. Suddenly the engines fail. Quick shouts one shepherd - grab a parachute and jump.

What about the sheep? says the other shepherd.

Fuck the sheep says the first man wrestling with his parachute.

Have we got time? says the second shepherd...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mick Jagger sang 'Hey you get offa mah cloud' In Scotland they sing 'Hey McCloud get offa my ewe....'

Two Australian shephers are flying new stock of sheep to a remote outback farm. Suddenly the engines fail. Quick shouts one shepherd - grab a parachute and jump.

What about the sheep? says the other shepherd.

Fuck the sheep says the first man wrestling with his parachute.

Have we got time? says the second shepherd..."
lol i sall never look at that song same way again , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"baaaaaaaaaa"
lol i sall here that out the bed -room window soon . xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i now have 3 sheep , lol 2 more to come xx 2 girls and one boy ..... should here them barrrrrrrring , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, i've not seen sheep on Emmerdale for ages come to think of it, teach them to act Game4it, they come to you when you call them etc? Yer half ways there already,,

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm, i've not seen sheep on Emmerdale for ages come to think of it, teach them to act Game4it, they come to you when you call them etc? Yer half ways there already,,"
really sweet this morning all 3 over other side of feild i called there names and thay come running over to me . lol Horses dont know what to make of them ... sure things will get back to normal soon xx

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