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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

No chance, if you gave me drink I just fall asleep !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pass the bottle, I need more vodka in me to be the real man.

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

was looking for the "like" button

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

lmao !! make mine a double !! i need it lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."

And you've always got the bottle afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.

They are gay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its a pointless thread, but if it makes someone else smile then its all good

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

at the bottle comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.

They are gay. "

*sobs* pass me the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao !! make mine a double !! i need it lol !"

men or voddies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" at the bottle comment"

lmao.. was just gonna comment on that..

although watching a big brother contestant fuck herself with a bottle has mentally scarred me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines a large one "

your cock or the vodka? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.

They are gay.

*sobs* pass me the vodka "

Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."
..... Oh ffs that sounded like me till a got to the part * It's vodka that does all that * bugger

* S¡Ts iN CrYp¡T * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a large one

your cock or the vodka? x"

Vodka of course

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.

They are gay.

*sobs* pass me the vodka

Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin."

this your ploy to take advantage by intoxicating me ms lisa?? lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Mines a large one "

So I see!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin.

this your ploy to take advantage by intoxicating me ms lisa?? lol"

Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha."

*gulps* if im not around tomorrow.. have lisa done for murder as she stated her intentions today.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha.

*gulps* if im not around tomorrow.. have lisa done for murder as she stated her intentions today.. haha"

Luckily for you a real man wouldn't watch Glee reruns but I would. Saved by the chorus, Ms. Sass.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"lmao !! make mine a double !! i need it lol !

men or voddies? "

can i have both please or would that be greed?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and a real woman would respond accordingly, going from your post I'm a real man, but not yet 'dated' a real woman. "

whats a real woman?? oh wait thats a whole different kettle of fish lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a ltr of voddy in the kitchen but can't bloody drink!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a ltr of voddy in the kitchen but can't bloody drink!!! "

How long for me to get up to you, I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh you described me as vodka that's sweet lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."

NOW u tell me!!!!-my vodkas a MAN!!!!!- ive been sucking him off for years now GRrrrrrRRRrrrRRRRRRr...ahhhh well, glug glug more man-juice!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have a ltr of voddy in the kitchen but can't bloody drink!!!

How long for me to get up to you, I'll help "

oooh, there's a surprise, lol x

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