FabSwingers.com forum: If I Had A Pound For Every Time!

By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

If I had a pound for every time someone on FAB bailed on me I would be rich.

What would make you rich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a pound for everytime someone said I wasn't their type, I'd be their type

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Everytime a single man messaged us to "try his luck"

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

For every time I'm ignored in the forums then yes i I would be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being friend zoned on Fab!

Well, maybe not rich but I'd have about £37 or so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime someone mentioned my bum

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

Someone called me a vampire

(I'm a phlebotomist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen a lad called U N L O S? Not seen him around for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a pound for every time someone on FAB bailed on me I would be rich.

What would make you rich?"

Money!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Every time some one referenced my quim. Fab outrage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime someone mentioned my bum "

I mentioned your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i had a pound for every pound i'd ever had i'd be rich, but i keep spending them so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I got Ghosted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everytime I keep saying patience is the key lol.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

Being ignored in the chat room i would be sooooo rich

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

What would make me rich is men not reading my profile and asking for a meet today in the first message when my profile is very clear about who and how I meet, then they also conveniently forget to check the age, today I have a 22 year old and a 50 year, oh and also a 58 year old looking to chat to see if we click.....

How clear do I have to fucking be? Fab can we please have neon lights and highlighter colours, or are people really as dense as they make out to be?

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Anyone seen a lad called U N L O S? Not seen him around for a while"

Think he has gone to have a piece of cake should be back shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime someone mentioned my bum

I mentioned your personality

Thats a bit bum at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm....guess no one has seen him

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Hmmm....guess no one has seen him "

Haha ok you can stop now...

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Everytime someone mentioned my bum

I mentioned your personality

Thats a bit bum at times

I like how blue your eyes are

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"For every time I'm ignored in the forums then yes i I would be..."

Me too! I been invisible forever on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm....guess no one has seen him

Haha ok you can stop now..."

Ah hey man, what's up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of minutes I spend on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime someone mentioned my bum "

Its a cute wee bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being ignored in the chat room i would be sooooo rich"

I'll make you poorer..

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"If I had a pound for everytime someone said I wasn't their type, I'd be their type"

You, my friend, win the internet so far this year with that comment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a pound for everytime someone said I wasn't their type, I'd be their type

You, my friend, win the internet so far this year with that comment!!

why thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I had a pound for everytime someone said I wasn't their type, I'd be their type

You, my friend, win the internet so far this year with that comment!!

why thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

For every message I received that simply said "hi"

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"For every message I received that simply said "hi""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every time someone (normally a stranger) told me to smile...i just have a resting bitch face is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pound,thanks.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"For every time I'm ignored in the forums then yes i I would be...

Me too! I been invisible forever on the forums. "

Forever ends now

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"If I had a pound for every time someone on FAB bailed on me I would be rich.

What would make you rich?"

If our customers paid their bills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing the words mummy or my name at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for everytime ive put myself out for a person to have it thrown back in my face - im tougher now

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

For every picture I took

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Hearing the words mummy or my name at work

Like it!

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By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Every time I got Ghosted. "

This.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"If I had a pound for every time someone on FAB bailed on me I would be rich.

What would make you rich?

If our customers paid their bills!"

Whoops hope none of them are on here, lol

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Every time someone is in the area and wants to fuck, I would be rich but also unable to walk properly

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

Everytime i have messaged a guy to tell him i am straight and not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Everytime i have messaged a guy to tell him i am straight and not interested"

Don't know if you know already but you can block them from messaging you unless you are secretly liking the attention even if its from the wrong sex

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