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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

When a woman becomes pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I touch your penis and say "well done", Clem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just goes to show that this whole sexual equality stuff is a load of bollocks. Only ever gets implemented if a man is at an advantage.

About time we started a campaign for true equality

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"When a woman becomes pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results matter."

Belated well done on having little swimmers that made babies.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"When a woman becomes pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results matter.

Belated well done on having little swimmers that made babies. "

Fist pump!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Can I touch your penis and say "well done", Clem?"

You may.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Just goes to show that this whole sexual equality stuff is a load of bollocks. Only ever gets implemented if a man is at an advantage.

About time we started a campaign for true equality"

Lmao I'm here for this...i will start making the banners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I touch your penis and say "well done", Clem?

You may. "

Excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be a life lesson about being careful about dropping things on toes

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Should it not be a gentle cupping of the bollocks rather than a prick grabbing? For the cock was merely the delivery method, not the producer of such magic. It's not as if they grab a pregnant woman by the cervix so why should a cock get a fondle? Nads for the win, say I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

And wtf would happen on Jeremy Kyle when it's DNA time, would they be touching everyone's penis in a kind of good luck in case it yours way

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By *ungle JesusMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Should it not be a gentle cupping of the bollocks rather than a prick grabbing? For the cock was merely the delivery method, not the producer of such magic. It's not as if they grab a pregnant woman by the cervix so why should a cock get a fondle? Nads for the win, say I."

Shouldn't we be tapping your ovaries as a congratulations then lol?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Should it not be a gentle cupping of the bollocks rather than a prick grabbing? For the cock was merely the delivery method, not the producer of such magic. It's not as if they grab a pregnant woman by the cervix so why should a cock get a fondle? Nads for the win, say I.

Shouldn't we be tapping your ovaries as a congratulations then lol? "

I wouldn't know, I've never had kids.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Can I touch your penis and say "well done", Clem?

You may.

Excellent."

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Also when you go down the pub to announce the great news have you got to get your cock out so all your mates can give it a shake, ya know, instead of a hand shake Mrs blue eyes

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom .."

Nah don't have sex in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place "

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh .."

Tough crowd...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Sod that.... At least you'll never suffer the indignity of having some stranger rub your belly and ask is it your first after you've simply pigged out on Chinese food...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh .."

Real people don't say bruh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh."

They do in south London.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London. "

Really? What was that poem about Coventry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London.

Really? What was that poem about Coventry? "

By Larkin?

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London. "

I'm from South London and even i don't say that...stopped using it a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London.

I'm from South London and even i don't say that...stopped using it a few years ago"

Didn't say everybody. But two different people said it, in my company the other week whilst I was in south London. Therefore...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London.

Really? What was that poem about Coventry?

By Larkin?"

Silly me! It was slough.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When your wife is pregnant, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's your penis that's impregnated her

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Moral of the story..... wear a condom ..

Nah don't have sex in the first place

That's taking it too far Bruh ..

Real people don't say bruh.

They do in south London.

I'm from South London and even i don't say that...stopped using it a few years ago

Didn't say everybody. But two different people said it, in my company the other week whilst I was in south London. Therefore..."

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