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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think for myself , but thank for thinking of us

Perhaps have a think about something to help men make themselves irresistible, so they have women throwing themselves at them?

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

You're making the assumption that all women are the same. We're not. I'm not indecisive: I know exactly what I want and go seek it myself. Nice try...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My what a good idea

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if you have no personality to test?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here? "

Oh sorry I forgot.... It's that they should be penalised for rejecting good looking guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here? "

No this invention would steer women in my direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm filtered up to the eyeballs, purposely to avoid all the spam mail... hence I need to be decisive in finding people for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else."

I used to be indecisive .... but now im not sure

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here?

No this invention would steer women in my direction."

Are you sure.... Cos I'm sure it involves scoring your personality

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Maybe if fab introduced a more personalized way of searching it might work, Your received messages come in a order of your preferred Height, Body type, Hair colour etc

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Op use your words wisely

I have heard a rumour that girls are very decisive with the block button xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't made that many bad choices on here to warrant me using that method...I am pretty good at knowing which men I like...my problem is having the time to play with them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else."

Condescending much?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else."

Basically then the guys who get meets (like me) would end up near the top of the list and the ones who don't would have even less chance? Sounds like a plan I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else."

They do that on some dating sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting deja vu. What was your user name last time around?

Also, isn't it time you used a different face pic, it's getting old.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking! "

Difficult thinking is so tiring,my mind gets so confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here?

No this invention would steer women in my direction.

Are you sure.... Cos I'm sure it involves scoring your personality "

Yeah maybe we should scrap that bit then. But even with it I'd still be way up the pecking order because I'd score big in the physical. Hope I don't come across as big headed. Just going by what people have said and how they behave.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Is this instead of your rule that women must meet all the good looking guys on here?

No this invention would steer women in my direction.

Are you sure.... Cos I'm sure it involves scoring your personality

Yeah maybe we should scrap that bit then. But even with it I'd still be way up the pecking order because I'd score big in the physical. Hope I don't come across as big headed. Just going by what people have said and how they behave."

Op it seems I need advice from you lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else.

Basically then the guys who get meets (like me) would end up near the top of the list and the ones who don't would have even less chance? Sounds like a plan I like it"

That's it in a nut shell. I didn't describe it perfectly so well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking! "

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg29dA4xu0g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff3ng-djtk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg29dA4xu0g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff3ng-djtk

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Thank you will watch them later with my bedtime cocoa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting deja vu. What was your user name last time around?

Also, isn't it time you used a different face pic, it's getting old."

Can't remember, I didn't use the forums anyway. I'll upload some pics someday. I want to lose weight first. I look a bit chunky at that moment. Got to look my best after giving it the biggun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg29dA4xu0g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff3ng-djtk

Thank you will watch them later with my bedtime cocoa "

a good appropriate feminine pastime. a mills and boon novel or bubble bath with candles would have also been acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg29dA4xu0g

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff3ng-djtk

Thank you will watch them later with my bedtime cocoa

a good appropriate feminine pastime. a mills and boon novel or bubble bath with candles would have also been acceptable "

I might start an 'appropriate feminine pastime' club, that would be such an awesome name for a club and what larks we would all have at the club too

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Women struggle to make decisions because they're indecisive. So imagine how they must feel when they get hundreds of men messaging them every day. No wonder they get stressed, take forever to choose, get fed up and make a bad choice. But if there was a way to assist them, for example, put in place a rating system based on physical appearance, and maybe even a personality test as well, and everytime they log on, the results are in their face. That way the most deserving types will get first dibs instead of having to scramble like everyone else."

But if the women only pick the good looking guys or the ones with great personality or even those with both traits... what would you do? Are you really just trying to save the ugly boring men for yourself?

Cal

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

OP surely there is already such a system as you describe in place it's called having a decent profile with pics to back it up and as a bonus extra filter there are the forums where everyone (men and women) get to interact and show off their personalities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Im doing ok by myself but thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking! "

You forgot the embroidery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Bruce...

I assume at some point someone fucked your brains out hence this post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP surely there is already such a system as you describe in place it's called having a decent profile with pics to back it up and as a bonus extra filter there are the forums where everyone (men and women) get to interact and show off their personalities. "

this exactly...with your system, who would get to decide whether someone was good looking or not, good personality or not? generally most women are perfectly able to make a judgement themselves whether someone is attractive to them or not..and good looks are certainly no guarantee of a good personality..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN! sick of thinking for yourselves? don't panic, fab has invented you a labour saving device! now you can spend more time knitting and drawing kittens and have no need to do any of that difficult thinking!

That sounds fantastic, I'd love to spend my time knitting and drawing kittens instead of doing any thinking...difficult or otherwise lol.

Can anyone teach me to knit or draw please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg29dA4xu0g

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff3ng-djtk

Thank you will watch them later with my bedtime cocoa

a good appropriate feminine pastime. a mills and boon novel or bubble bath with candles would have also been acceptable

I might start an 'appropriate feminine pastime' club, that would be such an awesome name for a club and what larks we would all have at the club too "

there could be lambrini and pimms and home made fairy cakes too!

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