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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lose a leg. That should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.

Sorry that's all I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lose a leg. That should do it.

Maybe an arm too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lose a leg. That should do it.

I was going to go with that but figured it'd be a bit obvious to the other person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lose a leg. That should do it.

Maybe an arm too"

Thank for the advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.

Sorry that's all I have

Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.

Sorry that's all I have

Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!"

You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.

Sorry that's all I have

Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!

You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have. "

I'm thinking the same. Fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think yer fecked.you might lose couple of lb if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.

Sorry that's all I have

Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!

You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have. "

Didn't think about it earlier. I tend to think about these things better while telling myself what a chunky monkey im turning into while eating( sucking to make it last longer) a chocolate bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill! "

You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!

You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?

TSH

Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!

You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?

TSH

Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request

Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.

TSH

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill! "

Good for yer bum walking up hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mood lighting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?

Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!

You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?

TSH

Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request

Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.

TSH

Errr yes. That's perfectly normal you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.

TSH

Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!

You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?

TSH

Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request

Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.

TSH

Errr yes. That's perfectly normal you know

I was going to inbox you to check the normality of it, honest, but apparently I'm too young.

I thought the lying about my age days stopped when I turned 18.

TSH

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?

Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair.

Pleased I could help

... and a plethora of mirrors enhances any kink session

Just avoid the ones that turn you into an oompa loompa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP."

Doable through dehydration, but it's unpleasant and can be dangerous. Not really for 'regular' folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea is good for digestion. Eases any bloating that makes you look bigger than you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green tea is good for digestion. Eases any bloating that makes you look bigger than you are. "

I must have some epic bloating

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you cut out chocolate, it may do it, if you're eating it to excess

Otherwise someone who sucks like a Dyson should be able to suck it out in 1 to 2 days. Don't let them swallow, else you'll have to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?

Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair.

Pleased I could help

... and a plethora of mirrors enhances any kink session

Just avoid the ones that turn you into an oompa loompa

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green tea is good for digestion. Eases any bloating that makes you look bigger than you are. "

Green tea is something I do have in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.

I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember Gok Wan advising a detox massage and then a spray tan, certainly couldn't hurt. No diet involved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seem to remember Gok Wan advising a detox massage and then a spray tan, certainly couldn't hurt. No diet involved!"

Spray tan done

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Boxers over the weight limit do it by cutting down dramatically on their water And food intake And take very hot saunas to sweat it out then rehydrate themselves on fight night. Obviously Extreme dehydration and starvation isn't recommended for normal folk.

Just say fuck it, sure you look fine nekkid as you are!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If sex burns more calories than the gym ... do some sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a good fart help?

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By *ivagoTV/TS
over a year ago

Leixlip

Stop eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, it ain't going to happen. I've lost 3 stone over the last 4 months and to be successful that the way you've got to do it....slowly to ensure you lose fat and keep it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like I'm going to have to go as I am and get my chunky arse back in the gym then. Thanks for the tips guys

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.

I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now "

Exercise for 15 mins every 30 mins in a Verry hot place.

Do not eat or drink anything.

Burn as much as posaball and swet as much as posaball.

You run the risk of extream dehydration but water is Verry hevey and bodety fat holds a lot of it to. if you loos enuf of it you can loos up to 2 stone in 1.5 days.

I DO NOT REKEMEND YOU DO THIS THOE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dark room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.

I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now

Exercise for 15 mins every 30 mins in a Verry hot place.

Do not eat or drink anything.

Burn as much as posaball and swet as much as posaball.

You run the risk of extream dehydration but water is Verry hevey and bodety fat holds a lot of it to. if you loos enuf of it you can loos up to 2 stone in 1.5 days.

I DO NOT REKEMEND YOU DO THIS THOE !

also hot bath/sauna works really well, but don't spend hours at a time - you'll literally cook yourself; do short periods in, then cool off outside. You can loose 'safely' around 8% of your body weight through dehydration, anything more, it becomes dangerous. People have died doing it. Do a lot of research about it, or better yet, seek professional advice. Do it on your own risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry be happy ....

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over a year ago

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