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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Incredibly welcome. And not just on Sundays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Bank holiday Sunday smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah"

Cowabunga, you're my first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first."

Do I win silver? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, have you had a good Sunday? Just watching Star Wars with my son, it's a very warm night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

howdy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Do I win silver? x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, you win silver, Fox. x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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As long as am playing I don't care where I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Eye eye.

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evening! Just got in from visiting some lovely friends and now i'm perusing the forums. How about you?

Sarah

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perving pics - chance to have some pics taken at an open photoshoot - so needing some ideas for new ones - would like some with lighting to create shadowy pics apart from that im clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Do I win silver? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, you win silver, Fox. x"

Yippeeeeeeeeeeee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening folks

How are we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, have you had a good Sunday? Just watching Star Wars with my son, it's a very warm night x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. It's been a good Sunday. Nice to watch Star Wars with your boy. This evening feels warmer than the daytime. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"howdy "

Howdy partner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening folks

How are we all?"

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim, evening all

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Having my early breakfast for the fasting.

It's 520am here where I am now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, just lurking looking and smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"howdy

Howdy partner."

yeehah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good evening Meli. What big eyes you have.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as am playing I don't care where I come "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Scrum. As far I'm concerned you can come anywhere you like when I'm around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening! Just got in from visiting some lovely friends and now i'm perusing the forums. How about you?

Sarah"

Cowabunga SM. Happy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Babs. Bank holiday Sunday smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Do I win silver? x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, you win silver, Fox. x

Yippeeeeeeeeeeee x"

Hooray! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, have you had a good Sunday? Just watching Star Wars with my son, it's a very warm night x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. It's been a good Sunday. Nice to watch Star Wars with your boy. This evening feels warmer than the daytime. x"

It does. I'm hoping it's cooler upstairs. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale. "

I'll have to catch up with that although a quick Google suggests it might be hard to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' and annoying people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first."

Your last? Your everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' at annoying people "

FTFY

Enjoy my photos

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Good evening Meli. What big eyes you have."

All the better to see your poorly chosen avatar with.

My lips are bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Swingster. What have you been doing today, after yesterday's fossil escapades?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Swingster. What have you been doing today, after yesterday's fossil escapades?"

Mostly eating today Jim - it's been a good weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all "

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

I'll have to catch up with that although a quick Google suggests it might be hard to watch "

Yeah. It really is. I loved the book and thought the show might be a bit naff but no. It's sickening. Especially when you consider it's not that far removed from reality around the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' at annoying people

FTFY

Enjoy my photos "

Haha, brat

Loving the new avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fabbers

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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It a lot cooler tonight, Hopefully I will have a nice unbroken sleep

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Evening lovelies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having my early breakfast for the fasting.

It's 520am here where I am now."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sultry. Where in the world are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, just lurking looking and smiling "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Smiler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance."

A chance ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've not eaten this weekend

I must get to bed, I have discovered the TV series The Musketeers.

OMG perfection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends."

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim.

Worked 4 hrs this morning, then free till return to work Tuesday.

What you been up to today?

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' and annoying people "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG. You sex pest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ? "

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, just lurking looking and smiling

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Smiler. "

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy "

If only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Your last? Your everything? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' at annoying people

FTFY

Enjoy my photos

Haha, brat

Loving the new avatar "

I love your perky nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tosh. Bank holiday Sunday smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

I'll have to catch up with that although a quick Google suggests it might be hard to watch

Yeah. It really is. I loved the book and thought the show might be a bit naff but no. It's sickening. Especially when you consider it's not that far removed from reality around the world."

Adding it to the reading list as well as the watching list

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evenin, I'm lurking/perving at the mo whilst watching tv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke. "

Lol yeah can u, I'm so slow blame too much sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good evening Meli. What big eyes you have.

All the better to see your poorly chosen avatar with.

My lips are bigger. "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I could have prior warning as to roughly what time this thread is likely to start then that would be most appreciated James

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Swingster. What have you been doing today, after yesterday's fossil escapades?

Mostly eating today Jim - it's been a good weekend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo yo jimbo

Neeeeewww shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!"

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fabbers "

Cowabunga Gate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hullo Jim. Hullo night owls. Work done. It's time for the Sailor's shore leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX"

You have to say that or Nick Fury would tell you off.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX"

Act on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Your last? Your everything?

"

Awww you gimme the feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX

Act on it "

Agghhhh you just burned me, lady!! Touché

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol. The only DIY I do is wankin'. Looks like you produce more than I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sexy jim and the sexy crew!

I have had the most awesome weekend and now cannot sleep so perving away!!

Hope you are all having a good one! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' and annoying people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG. You sex pest!"

Never!

Totally offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovelies "

Good evening Kinks. Happy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX

You have to say that or Nick Fury would tell you off. "

Haha! What's my superpower then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' at annoying people

FTFY

Enjoy my photos

Haha, brat

Loving the new avatar

I love your perky nipples "

Thanks.

I grew 'em myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy jim and the sexy crew!

I have had the most awesome weekend and now cannot sleep so perving away!!

Hope you are all having a good one! X"

Jeff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not eaten this weekend

I must get to bed, I have discovered the TV series The Musketeers.

OMG perfection "

You getting musky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' at annoying people

FTFY

Enjoy my photos

Haha, brat

Loving the new avatar

I love your perky nipples

Thanks.

I grew 'em myself "

Glad you didn't nip them in the bud

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Good evening Meli. What big eyes you have.

All the better to see your poorly chosen avatar with.

My lips are bigger.

"

Thanks for sorting it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Mask removed by Salopian poster at 28/05/17 22:37:54]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowabunga everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all "

Hello sailor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late late.. 10.10 is not late by anyones reckoning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm relaxing after a productive day of DIY and an enjoyable evening socialising with friends.

Translation -- daytime wanking, evening orgy

If only!

My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX

You have to say that or Nick Fury would tell you off.

Haha! What's my superpower then?! "

Hoodwinking innocent men with your prose and boobage

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"My primary school teacher sat me down and he said XXXXX* remember this one piece of advice in life, make sure you never have the opportunity to say 'if only', and he wrote it on a piece of paper for me. Still got it.

*My name isn't XXXXX"

That is a lovely sentiment but not one that is always readily heeded despite a willingness to do so.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Act on it

Agghhhh you just burned me, lady!! Touché "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim.

Worked 4 hrs this morning, then free till return to work Tuesday.

What you been up to today?

Iain.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. Your weekend has started. I had a lie in, and ate food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody for broccoli?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Evening lovelies

Good evening Kinks. Happy Sunday."

You too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening fabbers

Cowabunga Gate. "

How's it going buddy?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"

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I don't feel winky.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anybody for broccoli?"

Did you inherit a job lot?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

I don't feel winky.

"

Oh no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke. "

*Nods* I'm the fool on Price Hill.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had a disappointing day. I need to do better tomorrow.

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Coventry/Bedworth

Hi Jim and all! Just ordered a pizza and wondering whether to check out the cams. Hope everyone's having a good Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, hello everybody!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"

I don't feel winky.

Oh no? "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

I don't feel winky.

"

I hope you do soon. Will anything I can do help cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?"

I like broccoli give a man break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin, I'm lurking/perving at the mo whilst watching tv lol"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan. Merry pervin'. Have you been working out?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's ok, I'll just slope off into the corner and have a lonely wank then

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break"

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh yes, hello everybody!"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale. "

Im sad also, just checked my back balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't feel winky.

Oh no?

"

Aww x

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over a year ago


"If I could have prior warning as to roughly what time this thread is likely to start then that would be most appreciated James "

10ish.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"

I don't feel winky.

I hope you do soon. Will anything I can do help cheer you up?"

I don't think so. I think perhaps I shall just go to sleep and cuddle my pillow

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've had a disappointing day. I need to do better tomorrow.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes, hello everybody!

Hello! "

Hello Meli!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

Im sad also, just checked my back balance"

Ah, payday soon though! Hopefully it hasn't passed already in hindsight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo yo jimbo

Neeeeewww shoes "

Yo LS. New shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy jim and the sexy crew!

I have had the most awesome weekend and now cannot sleep so perving away!!

Hope you are all having a good one! X

Jeff!"

It is I.. Jeff!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees. "

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

Just watching room 101 and Frank Skinner said something that got me wondering,

When is flying ant day ?

Is there a sign that the little flying fuckers are about to swarm

I would like to book a day off so I can stay indoors and avoid them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?"

Fish cake and a sweet vermouth marketed by that specific Martini company, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head "

I love broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Good evening Fabbers

I've had a wonderfully relaxed Sunday.

I'm reading, lurking, fabbing, perving... heck I'm doing it all tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke.

*Nods* I'm the fool on Price Hill."

Pride, man!!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head "

That's a shame, broccoli can be tasty good.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

I love broccoli "

You can hold the gun?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

'Sup

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just watching room 101 and Frank Skinner said something that got me wondering,

When is flying ant day ?

Is there a sign that the little flying fuckers are about to swarm

I would like to book a day off so I can stay indoors and avoid them"

It's usually late June or July. You've got a few weeks yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

That's a shame, broccoli can be tasty good."

Green trees yummy.

Purple sprouting broccoli is devine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

Im sad also, just checked my back balance"

You should look into the alexander technique for that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

I don't feel winky.

I hope you do soon. Will anything I can do help cheer you up?

I don't think so. I think perhaps I shall just go to sleep and cuddle my pillow "

I'm here for bosom hugs when you're awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

I love broccoli

You can hold the gun?"

Euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hullo Jim. Hullo night owls. Work done. It's time for the Sailor's shore leave. "

For shore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good evening Fabbers

I've had a wonderfully relaxed Sunday.

I'm reading, lurking, fabbing, perving... heck I'm doing it all tonight "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah

Cowabunga, you're my first.

Your last? Your everything?

Awww you gimme the feels"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel better, Honey. Xx

Do better, Lickety. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello sexy jim and the sexy crew!

I have had the most awesome weekend and now cannot sleep so perving away!!

Hope you are all having a good one! X"

Nice one, Jeff. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and happy pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola, pervs

I'm pervin' and annoying people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG. You sex pest!

Never!

Totally offended "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.


"Just watching room 101 and Frank Skinner said something that got me wondering,

When is flying ant day ?

Is there a sign that the little flying fuckers are about to swarm

I would like to book a day off so I can stay indoors and avoid them

It's usually late June or July. You've got a few weeks yet.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier "

Hahaha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale. "

I've recorded it. Margaret Atwood has been promoting this version so I am hopeful it will be faithful. I read it such a long time ago and so much now feels like it was prescient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good evening Fabbers

I've had a wonderfully relaxed Sunday.

I'm reading, lurking, fabbing, perving... heck I'm doing it all tonight

Hello "

Good evening Thomas o'mally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

I've recorded it. Margaret Atwood has been promoting this version so I am hopeful it will be faithful. I read it such a long time ago and so much now feels like it was prescient. "

I've yet to watch it. It looks very very intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good evening Meli. What big eyes you have.

All the better to see your poorly chosen avatar with.

My lips are bigger.

Thanks for sorting it out! "

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cowabunga everyone "

COWABUNGA!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening folks

How are we all?

I'm a bit sad. I just watched A Handmaid's Tale.

I've recorded it. Margaret Atwood has been promoting this version so I am hopeful it will be faithful. I read it such a long time ago and so much now feels like it was prescient. "

It is. Well. Apart from 'that scene' but I don't think it's possible to put that gruesomeness on to screen well. Yes, that's what I've been talking about! It's remarkable it was written in '85. And sad how close it could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good evening Fabbers

I've had a wonderfully relaxed Sunday.

I'm reading, lurking, fabbing, perving... heck I'm doing it all tonight

Hello

Good evening Thomas o'mally "

That still makes me smile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

I love broccoli

You can hold the gun?

Euphemism?"

It wasn't but you're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Late late.. 10.10 is not late by anyones reckoning."

Good evening Gent. Depends what time you go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?"

Yes please John. I've gone off cucumber.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anybody for broccoli?

Yes please John. I've gone off cucumber."

Purple sprouting? What about those flower sprout hybrid things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Did you inherit a job lot?

I like broccoli give a man break

I can't eat broccoli without pretending to be a giant gobbling up trees.

I can't eat broccoli without pretending there's a gun to my head

I love broccoli

You can hold the gun?

Euphemism?

It wasn't but you're on "

Like I was ever off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier

Hahaha"

Oh yeah forgot that #dementiaisabitch

your slinging back was most edifying too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cowabunga everyone

COWABUNGA!"

Watching goggle box and thinking which ones are swingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke.

*Nods* I'm the fool on Price Hill."

Pride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier

Hahaha

Oh yeah forgot that #dementiaisabitch

your slinging back was most edifying too "

I apologise. I was trying out being rascally and rude. It doesn't come naturally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fabbers

Cowabunga Gate.

How's it going buddy?"

It's going good. Hows your weekend going?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If I could have prior warning as to roughly what time this thread is likely to start then that would be most appreciated James

10ish. "

Will have to change the time on ma clock then innit bruv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a disappointing day. I need to do better tomorrow.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Licks. Tomorrow is almost here, good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and all! Just ordered a pizza and wondering whether to check out the cams. Hope everyone's having a good Sunday "

Cowabunga Floyd. Enjoy your pizza, like you're not going to enjoy pizza. It's pizza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier

Hahaha

Oh yeah forgot that #dementiaisabitch

your slinging back was most edifying too

I apologise. I was trying out being rascally and rude. It doesn't come naturally. "

It's fine I enjoyed it - joke insult slinging is kind of cathartic - I was laughing and struggling to find something appropriate to hurl back. I still didn't see an insult on that thread that is quite as bad as the one I thought of and deleted.

I doubt FYEO would have appreciated it even in jest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

Got to try and get some sleep tonight.

Picking my son up for the week in the morning, so won't be on much for the next 7 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes, hello everybody!"

The Alleycat finally dragged in a proper greeting. Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Yes please John. I've gone off cucumber."

Now my big cunundrum is this,if a gorgeous woman wants to meet but she likes parsnips,do you still meet her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok, I'll just slope off into the corner and have a lonely wank then "

Those tears will come in useful.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Anybody for broccoli?

Yes please John. I've gone off cucumber.

Now my big cunundrum is this,if a gorgeous woman wants to meet but she likes parsnips,do you still meet her?"

Parsnips roasted with a little honey and thyme are delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke.

*Nods* I'm the fool on Price Hill.

Pride, man!!"

Balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for broccoli?

Yes please John. I've gone off cucumber.

Now my big cunundrum is this,if a gorgeous woman wants to meet but she likes parsnips,do you still meet her?

Parsnips roasted with a little honey and thyme are delicious."

Soooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier

Hahaha

Oh yeah forgot that #dementiaisabitch

your slinging back was most edifying too

I apologise. I was trying out being rascally and rude. It doesn't come naturally.

It's fine I enjoyed it - joke insult slinging is kind of cathartic - I was laughing and struggling to find something appropriate to hurl back. I still didn't see an insult on that thread that is quite as bad as the one I thought of and deleted.

I doubt FYEO would have appreciated it even in jest "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates "

Good evening Peachy Peach. To answer yesterday's question, both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, evening all

Hey Yoko, thanks for giving nocturnal a chance.

A chance ?

Give peace a chance -- I should Lennon him a hand to find a new joke.

*Nods* I'm the fool on Price Hill.

Pride, man!!

Balls."

Hey. You know I never neglect your balls .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all! Hope you're all in fine fettle.

Had a pleasant, relatively relaxing day. A bit of work in the garden, a workout down the gym, watched the footy, made a rather delicious Moussaka and now relaxing watching Jamestown with a nice glass of Malbec.

And thoroughly enjoyed slinging insults at Estella earlier

Hahaha

Oh yeah forgot that #dementiaisabitch

your slinging back was most edifying too

I apologise. I was trying out being rascally and rude. It doesn't come naturally.

It's fine I enjoyed it - joke insult slinging is kind of cathartic - I was laughing and struggling to find something appropriate to hurl back. I still didn't see an insult on that thread that is quite as bad as the one I thought of and deleted.

I doubt FYEO would have appreciated it even in jest

"

Nice avatar estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good evening Fabbers

I've had a wonderfully relaxed Sunday.

I'm reading, lurking, fabbing, perving... heck I'm doing it all tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Specs. You carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks John

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