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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I stumbled across a video on a porn site the other day. It was a guy using a hollowed out cucumber as a wanking aid. I clicked on it which led to loads more clips of the same thing. Is this actually a thing people do or what? The thought would never have crossed my mind. I can see why a girl would use one but I'd never dream it up for a guy.

I wonder what other fruits and vegetables could be used in such a way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far in my life I can honestly say that I have never fucked any form of greengrocery item. Maybe one for a (future!?) bucket list!

If anyone decides to give it a go and 'take one for the team' don't forget to report back!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Now the length vs girth argument matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of food banks but not food wanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use cherry tomatoes and the odd kumquat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far in my life I can honestly say that I have never fucked any form of greengrocery item. Maybe one for a (future!?) bucket list!

If anyone decides to give it a go and 'take one for the team' don't forget to report back! "

Me neither, the thought has never entered my mind but the evidence is for all to see online. Maybe we're missing out.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I heard of guys in America using watermelons, making the appropriate size hole and heating it in the microwave to warm it slightly. Not too long though, or you'll end up in a&e with a burnt knob and an excuse no one will believe.

I'm also given to understand that watermelons in America are usually seedless, unlike the ones sold in the UK, so if anyone is feeling adventurous, please think that one through too, or you'll end up with watermelon seeds in places you really don't want!

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries


"So far in my life I can honestly say that I have never fucked any form of greengrocery item. Maybe one for a (future!?) bucket list!

If anyone decides to give it a go and 'take one for the team' don't forget to report back! "

Just men ? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette "

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse "

Yeah, hollowed out and used as a sort of flesh light thing, wanking with it over his cock, there were loads of clips of different guys doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the heck do you hollow out a cucumber * ?

* no veg will be harmed by this user!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How the heck do you hollow out a cucumber * ?

* no veg will be harmed by this user! "

Use a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

"

Like any slut, you have to butter it up before you can spread it.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the heck do you hollow out a cucumber * ?

* no veg will be harmed by this user!

Use a spoon.

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Would have to be a very long one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the heck do you hollow out a cucumber * ?

* no veg will be harmed by this user! "

It was more a section of a cucumber, not a full one, like a 4inch section of the middle or something so both ends were open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers?

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

"
I would have to use a French stick

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"How the heck do you hollow out a cucumber * ?

* no veg will be harmed by this user!

Use a spoon.

Would have to be a very long one "

Too much work.

But I guess it's moisturising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse

Yeah, hollowed out and used as a sort of flesh light thing, wanking with it over his cock, there were loads of clips of different guys doing it."

And you watched them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot long subway Italian bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

I would have to use a French stick "

You'd be bragging if you said bloomer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse

Yeah, hollowed out and used as a sort of flesh light thing, wanking with it over his cock, there were loads of clips of different guys doing it.

And you watched them all? "
Maybe he likes cucumbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

I would have to use a French stick

You'd be bragging if you said bloomer "
On my bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cored apple I've heard of before. Hopefully a Bramley variety rather than a funsize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse

Yeah, hollowed out and used as a sort of flesh light thing, wanking with it over his cock, there were loads of clips of different guys doing it.

And you watched them all? Maybe he likes cucumbers "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette

Oops penny has dropped - I thought you meant for his arse

Yeah, hollowed out and used as a sort of flesh light thing, wanking with it over his cock, there were loads of clips of different guys doing it.

And you watched them all? "

No, there was just a list of thumbnails, I'd never seen or heard of it before that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

I would have to use a French stick

You'd be bragging if you said bloomer On my bucket list "

Fresh bread and mayo, what a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hollowed out onion would make yer eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cored apple I've heard of before. Hopefully a Bramley variety rather than a funsize. "

One of his five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

I would have to use a French stick

You'd be bragging if you said bloomer On my bucket list

Fresh bread and mayo, what a thought "
no cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a porno of a guy using a watermelon. Im not gonna lie, it was quite hot. But im a bit perverted so dont judge :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a porno of a guy using a watermelon. Im not gonna lie, it was quite hot. But im a bit perverted so dont judge :p"

Added to my slut list.

Good job.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

I would have to use a French stick

You'd be bragging if you said bloomer On my bucket list

Fresh bread and mayo, what a thought no cheese "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the video called?

"I put the cum in cucumber"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the video called?

"I put the cum in cucumber" "

Haha, I'm fucked if I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hollowed out? Maybe he should have settled for a courgette "

Not as moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

"

A warmed baguette? That'd work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

A warmed baguette? That'd work "

Surely it'd just crumble and fall apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly an interesting way to get your "5 a day". Yikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

A warmed baguette? That'd work

Surely it'd just crumble and fall apart "

No. His cock should survive intact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

A warmed baguette? That'd work

Surely it'd just crumble and fall apart "

Exactly, it's just like fucking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An ex, from over 20 years ago, did that with a baguette. I never thought to ask whether he buttered it.

A warmed baguette? That'd work

Surely it'd just crumble and fall apart

Exactly, it's just like fucking me "

Haha

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it. "

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then? "

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

So how does a cucumber sandwich fit into this thread?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then? "

Definitely not. I may be bi, but not into using fruit and veg as phallic items. It's 'apparently' because I read about it and don't have proof it works. Give me the real thing, any day.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then?

Definitely not. I may be bi, but not into using fruit and veg as phallic items. It's 'apparently' because I read about it and don't have proof it works. Give me the real thing, any day. "

Well if you're going to be throwing tips around at least make sure you've tried them first before passing them on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then?

Definitely not. I may be bi, but not into using fruit and veg as phallic items. It's 'apparently' because I read about it and don't have proof it works. Give me the real thing, any day.

Well if you're going to be throwing tips around at least make sure you've tried them first before passing them on! "
it is a fact ( my friend says )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of a ripe melon being used

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"I've heard of a ripe melon being used"

I posted earlier about using watermelons, popping in the microwave to warm first. We don't have seedless varieties in this country, so it's not nice to insert one's penis, start thrusting, gathering speed and then get one of those sharp seeds forced down the inside of the shaft. Yikes!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So far in my life I can honestly say that I have never fucked any form of greengrocery item. Maybe one for a (future!?) bucket list!

If anyone decides to give it a go and 'take one for the team' don't forget to report back! "

Public picture evidence also required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard of a ripe melon being used

I posted earlier about using watermelons, popping in the microwave to warm first. We don't have seedless varieties in this country, so it's not nice to insert one's penis, start thrusting, gathering speed and then get one of those sharp seeds forced down the inside of the shaft. Yikes! "
Maybe a seedless grape for the less endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hollowed out cucumber? Can't say in impressed the guy must have had a needle dick....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then?

Definitely not. I may be bi, but not into using fruit and veg as phallic items. It's 'apparently' because I read about it and don't have proof it works. Give me the real thing, any day.

Well if you're going to be throwing tips around at least make sure you've tried them first before passing them on! it is a fact ( my friend says ) "

You just watch out for those seeds in your watermelon,unless you have someone to suck them back out for you!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"A hollowed out cucumber? Can't say in impressed the guy must have had a needle dick....

"

You see that's what I was thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, peeling a cucumber before insertion (up the bum) provides a self lubricating dildo. A good tip, if that one wasn't enough, is to leave the end you're going to hold as unpeeled so you get a better grip on it.

Apparently?! Is this something you may have tried then?

Definitely not. I may be bi, but not into using fruit and veg as phallic items. It's 'apparently' because I read about it and don't have proof it works. Give me the real thing, any day.

Well if you're going to be throwing tips around at least make sure you've tried them first before passing them on! it is a fact ( my friend says )

You just watch out for those seeds in your watermelon,unless you have someone to suck them back out for you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it's wet and yields to the cock but surely a fleshlight with lots of lube would be better and less awkward if stumbled upon.

Different strokes for different folks

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Doesn't it have anti-oxidants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just had a look at a cucumber and there's no way that I'd fit inside one, well not a Tesco one anyway, they tend to be a uniform size. Oh well, maybe they can genetically modify them to accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had to leave tescos sharpish, I was getting some very funny looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you not seen Amercan Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't use a cucumber. Girth combined with the curve of my schlong wouldn't work.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I had to leave tescos sharpish, I was getting some very funny looks "

You didn't wack it out did you to measure?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember seeing a video on grapefruiting

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Is it wrong that I'm intrigued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with a ghost chilli your sex will be on fire

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is it wrong that I'm intrigued. "

Of course not,check it out and report back with your findings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to leave tescos sharpish, I was getting some very funny looks

You didn't wack it out did you to measure?! "

Nah I was only kidding

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Maybe it only works on foreign cucumbers grown locally overseas. I mean, have you seen the size of lemons in countries which grow them? They're huge, just like avocados are massive in other countries too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now "

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did he hollow it out enough for it still to hold enough integrity to take a fucking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did he hollow it out enough for it still to hold enough integrity to take a fucking?"

It didnt, it fell apart but for those with a smaller cock I'm sure it would work a treat, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

That's funny "

Haha, all in the name of science of course

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

That's funny

Haha, all in the name of science of course "

That pic needs it's own profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

That's funny

Haha, all in the name of science of course

That pic needs it's own profile "

What would it's name be?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

That's funny

Haha, all in the name of science of course

That pic needs it's own profile

What would it's name be? "

Cucumberondick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard of a ripe melon being used

I posted earlier about using watermelons, popping in the microwave to warm first. We don't have seedless varieties in this country, so it's not nice to insert one's penis, start thrusting, gathering speed and then get one of those sharp seeds forced down the inside of the shaft. Yikes! "

Ow! Well I heard about this in the tropics, maybe the melons there don't have as many seeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

That's funny

Haha, all in the name of science of course

That pic needs it's own profile

What would it's name be?

Cucumberondick "

I was thinking cumcuber, or the green mile, or full green jacket, or healthy appetite maybe or the last one, appetite for destruction.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I *think* there's a video online of a man using a grapefruit

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over a year ago

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Is it wrong that I'm intrigued.

Of course not,check it out and report back with your findings "

Hey that's between me and my cucumber. I don't kiss and tell.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now "

Well done that man! Not doing if for pleasure but research only and discovering the unrealised moisturising properties. Makes sense, seeing as it's used on eyelids.

I have fabbed the photo. Let's get this man to the number one spot before he moves up a level with a watermelon.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now

Well done that man! Not doing if for pleasure but research only and discovering the unrealised moisturising properties. Makes sense, seeing as it's used on eyelids.

I have fabbed the photo. Let's get this man to the number one spot before he moves up a level with a watermelon. "

Yep already fabbed for both comical and research purposes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is it wrong that I'm intrigued.

Of course not,check it out and report back with your findings

Hey that's between me and my cucumber. I don't kiss and tell. "

Well your cucumber spilled the beans,you need to dump it and get yourself a watermelon instead!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Well in the name of research I gave it a go but failed miserably, I couldn't fit in it by any stretch of the imagination, it just split down its length. I've uploaded a photo which will be public for a short while. It felt nice tho I must admit, and I've got a lovely smooth cock now "

I wouldn't normally fab a cock pic but that isn't a normal cock pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it but it didn't fit. I got a pic up lol

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"So, I stumbled across a video on a porn site the other day. It was a guy using a hollowed out cucumber as a wanking aid. I clicked on it which led to loads more clips of the same thing. Is this actually a thing people do or what? The thought would never have crossed my mind. I can see why a girl would use one but I'd never dream it up for a guy.

I wonder what other fruits and vegetables could be used in such a way. "

It's very popular with vegetarians

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