FabSwingers.com forum: Forget the donna meat! Hold the kebab....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you wake up all sweaty and stinky, de tangle yourself from .... aw he's lovely, but is currently smelling like a petal, in an unwashed jock strap.

An it's his bed....out of delivery from my favouritest bab house of salad and goat meat.

So I've just ordered a breakfast mixed grill and chips from a Chinese around the corner.

Delivery time even says I got time to sprint to Co-op communist supply chain for booze and menthols before it arrives.

RESULT! If carlsberg did bank holiday weekends.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...... I would of woke up confused with Mads Michelson up me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love bank holiday madness

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I can't stand lamb meat, or lambs either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't stand lamb meat, or lambs either

Magic of the mixed grill for two swap chops and sausages and liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy. "

It's a thong type of thing that is designed not to chafe.

Like the front of a posing pouch with straps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy.

It's a thong type of thing that is designed not to chafe.

Like the front of a posing pouch with straps. "

Watch it doesn't give you rub a dub ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.

I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Has this thread started making sense yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

No, lost me completely. Need more wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.

I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks!

Sounds delicious, just the thing I'd order after a night on the tiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

He's woken up in some flower smelling dude's sweaty smelly bed, hungry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

Your saying you've never woke up in the wrong house, and had to improvise?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

Your saying you've never woke up in the wrong house, and had to improvise? "

No and if I did I've leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

He's woken up in some flower smelling dude's sweaty smelly bed, hungry?"

Nah he just stinks. But I was quite honky pre shower. But he hoses down fine too.

And I wasn't hungry I was revenous.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.

I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks!

Ewwwwwww definitely friends zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has this thread started making sense yet?

Your saying you've never woke up in the wrong house, and had to improvise?

No and if I did I've leave

It's my B/F and we were meant to go back to mine that's in the city centre, not his that's next door to the clampets.

So no I'm not sneaking out.

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