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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

"

What you doing in the ladies??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

What you doing in the ladies?? "

Probably call on the phone rather than over the cubicles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

What you doing in the ladies?? "

Haha am in the gents, hence she has to ask someone to get me some, still waiting, she's probably too embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

"

Unless it was a number two I would just shake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for sharing "

Is that a hint of sarcasm I detect in your tone? lol, dude there's like half a bit of ply hanging from the roll and I've just ate a Chinese buffet, Help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

Unless it was a number two I would just shake "

Its a combo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why socks have a second use

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why didnt you ring the restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moments.

When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.

#Awkward

What awkward momentso have you experienced?

Unless it was a number two I would just shake

Its a combo."

Quick dash to the next cubicle or shout out to the friendly folk in the bathroom with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's why socks have a second use "
Even better if you have brown socks . Yer can put them back on and no one will notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why didnt you ring the restaurant. "

I actually did haha, the number was engaged, the day has been saved though someone just threw a fresh new soft roll in, wonder if I get a discount for my inconvenience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's why socks have a second use Even better if you have brown socks . Yer can put them back on and no one will notice "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's why socks have a second use Even better if you have brown socks . Yer can put them back on and no one will notice "

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Think this is all a bit shit

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.

They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."

And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think this is all a bit shit "

Toilet humour can't fault it ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.

They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."

And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx "

HahaHa brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.

They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."

And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx "

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