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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got a message. From a guy.

What do you all think?

Should I be flattered or worried? Do you guys get messages too? From actual guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it Clem telling you about his toe?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Careful what you do next... it's at a critical stage here.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I got a message. From a guy.

What do you all think?

Should I be flattered or worried? Do you guys get messages too? From actual guys? "

Sorry, that may have been my fake profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd send one but based on your strict profile-blurb entry criteria, "computer says no!"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it Clem telling you about his toe?"

Eurgh. ..his toe is minging!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Get the fuck outta here.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i got some messages as well, i'm going offline. can't handle this shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?"

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a message. From a guy.

What do you all think?

Should I be flattered or worried? Do you guys get messages too? From actual guys?

Sorry, that may have been my fake profile "

Fucking knew it! Phew crisis averted!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended! "

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I got a message. From a guy.

What do you all think?

Should I be flattered or worried? Do you guys get messages too? From actual guys?

Sorry, that may have been my fake profile

Fucking knew it! Phew crisis averted! "

I knew I was good for something

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended! "

Absolutely outrageous! And what did your received message say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man. "

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message. From a guy.

What do you all think?

Should I be flattered or worried? Do you guys get messages too? From actual guys? "

Yes. Yes I do.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma! "

How is your cum bucket these days? Perhaps just send him a picture of that and then block him. That way you're being polite and preventing a repeat of the offending behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma!

How is your cum bucket these days? Perhaps just send him a picture of that and then block him. That way you're being polite and preventing a repeat of the offending behaviour.

"

It's drying up and a bit shrivelled if I'm honest

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma!

How is your cum bucket these days? Perhaps just send him a picture of that and then block him. That way you're being polite and preventing a repeat of the offending behaviour.

It's drying up and a bit shrivelled if I'm honest "

I bet mine is the driest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma!

How is your cum bucket these days? Perhaps just send him a picture of that and then block him. That way you're being polite and preventing a repeat of the offending behaviour.

It's drying up and a bit shrivelled if I'm honest

I bet mine is the driest "

I'm older and drier than both of you. I'm considering whether I should buy that 'moist' product that keeps being advertised with the annoying pronounciation of vaginal.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma!

How is your cum bucket these days? Perhaps just send him a picture of that and then block him. That way you're being polite and preventing a repeat of the offending behaviour.

It's drying up and a bit shrivelled if I'm honest

I bet mine is the driest

I'm older and drier than both of you. I'm considering whether I should buy that 'moist' product that keeps being advertised with the annoying pronounciation of vaginal.

"

Moist *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply thanks but no thanks then block him and respond to the inevitable thread in the forums about men being blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reply thanks but no thanks then block him and respond to the inevitable thread in the forums about men being blocked "

Do I then not have to announce to the forum that I'm blocking all men? I'm so confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reply thanks but no thanks then block him and respond to the inevitable thread in the forums about men being blocked

Do I then not have to announce to the forum that I'm blocking all men? I'm so confused! "

Not fussed. I'll penetrate your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you got a message from a guy and asking if us guys ' males ' get them of guys or do you mean the UK version women.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reply thanks but no thanks then block him and respond to the inevitable thread in the forums about men being blocked

Do I then not have to announce to the forum that I'm blocking all men? I'm so confused!

Not fussed. I'll penetrate your filters "

Unlikely. ..I don't do socials

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I thought this was going to be about how you've been named in a few threads today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe sent it by mistake? Was it an actual message or a wink?

An actual bona fide message! I'm outraged and offended!

Will your outrage lead to blocking or just deleting? Maybe you should send a message back and see what happens. Although, I did that recently and somehow seem to have offended the man.

Oh crikey. ..shall I block? Delete? I don't like being mean though. ..I feel really guilty. I mean it wasn't that bad a message really. ..everyone gets messages telling them they are slut puppet cum buckets right? ...I feel I should at least say thank you? It is polite after all. Oh the dilemma! "

Maybe mail and ask what is he on about ... As your just looking for normal people .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about how you've been named in a few threads today. "

Have I? Bloody hell the werewolves must be out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reply thanks but no thanks then block him and respond to the inevitable thread in the forums about men being blocked

Do I then not have to announce to the forum that I'm blocking all men? I'm so confused!

Not fussed. I'll penetrate your filters

Unlikely. ..I don't do socials "

Doesn't stop the initial penetration

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What did messsge say?

Baited breathe here..!!

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