FabSwingers.com forum: Any nurses

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

On tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not answering this. Period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not answering this. Period.

Toe be or not toe be, that is the question.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Due on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on just let me change my clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on just let me change my clothes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on just let me change my clothes "

Right nurseB here, whatssup? It better be a good reason for me to change though

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?"

I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?

I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe."

Ooh feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not."

Take it. Be safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you brake your toe? Psst boom boom

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Obviously i wasn't at work so wasn't wearing my toe cap shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not."

Have no idea, it's only a costume! Do you feel that it cannot wait until your GP surgery opens Tuesday? Maybe see if you can see out of hours. Looks sore though

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

ice cures all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On tonight? "

If you find some and there's spare put a good word in for me, could do with some medical soothing.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?

I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.

Ooh feck

My trainer is full of blood.

I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol cures all "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((hugs))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just man up, they don't do anything with broken toes anyway, I've done loads, it'll just sort itself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a castrating iron, I could amputate if you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?

I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.

Ooh feck

My trainer is full of blood.

I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter......"

Ooh I didn't see the blood bit, if it's bad enough for stitches then get down to a+e, otherwise just wrap it up and get on with it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?

I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.

Ooh feck

My trainer is full of blood.

I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter......"

Clean the wound and don't let anything get in. I doubt they can do anything with toes but it might be useful to ensure that it doesn't all knit back the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Did you brake your toe? Psst boom boom

Pmsl, good one.

I would have thought that if you were that concerned about it, you should go now rather than waiting until the morning.

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over a year ago

If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x "

Get someone else to drive.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" Did you brake your toe? Psst boom boom

Pmsl, good one.

I would have thought that if you were that concerned about it, you should go now rather than waiting until the morning."

I broke my leg in a motorcycle crash a few years back. I went to hospital the next day when a nurse friend of mine saw me hobble into the pub. When i say I'm lazy, I'm not exaggerating.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her...."

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

"I've got a castrating iron, I could amputate if you'd like?"

Castration iron.

That'll take his mind off it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not."

If you tuned up with it in a brown paper bag there might be cause for concern I would imagine

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

From my experience of meeting people this site is full of nurses.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"From my experience of meeting people this site is full of nurses. "

And this one is on duty in half an hour ...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not.

If you tuned up with it in a brown paper bag there might be cause for concern I would imagine

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over a year ago

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

Its all about the fabs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

He likes a good picture.

I can't get that worked up about a toe I don't know when the people who know the toe don't appear to be that bothered. I say this with love and compassion.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

Its all about the fabs!"

You know someone will fap too... it's bound to be someone's kink.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Which toe is it clem?

Mrs blue eyes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Which toe is it clem?

Mrs blue eyes

I'm sure he's fully aware of the pic rules, so he's learned to toe the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

Its all about the fabs!"

I'm sorry I just can't fab it

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Which toe is it clem?

Mrs blue eyes

I'm sure he's fully aware of the pic rules, so he's learned to toe the line

Oh i Made sure it was clear picture of my toe, don't you worry!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!

Its all about the fabs!

I'm sorry I just can't fab it

Its had 2 now. And ive almost kind of had an offer from the first fan!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Big thanks to all the "lurkers" who sent messages by the way. Just goes to show how many use the forum for entertainment!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There are some foot feti out there that will appreciate the phut foto.

Be grateful for small mercies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The brakes really slowed you down huh.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which toe is it clem?

Mrs blue eyes

The camel one.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"The brakes really slowed you down huh.

TSH

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've never seen a freckly foot before.

That nail is going to fall off at some point.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've never seen a freckly foot before.

That nail is going to fall off at some point.

I wonder where it will end up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was you trying to put the brake disc in the boot... or the trainer?

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a freckly foot before.

That nail is going to fall off at some point.

Yep it sure will but hopefully the toe will stay attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's bleeding profusely and won't stop, no need to go to A&E. They won't/can't do anything about a broken toe. They will if possible strap the toe to the one next to it to keep it in place and prevent it from healing out of place or deformed.

In the meantime, plenty of Non-steroidal anti inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Co-codamol for pain and inflammation and try and rest the foot. It is extremely painful.

Don't wear tight shoes or socks whatever you do and make sure that it doesn't turn pale in colour or blue/black and cold (other than the normal bruising which may have occured soon after the injury)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x"

Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a freckly foot before.

That nail is going to fall off at some point.

I wonder where it will end up? "

i lost a tooth once at glastonbury, i was working so camped right across from Michael eavis's gaff. i woke up with the whole tooth (well, from the gumline up) loose in my mouth, took me a min to work out what was going on. anyhow, i buried it in what was then the porch of my tent so there's a little bit of me at glastonbury for ever more.

either that or an army of skeletons will rise up against mr eavis at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him

I'm still available to amputate

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But estella is welcome to amputate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

drama queens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But estella is welcome to amputate

Wherever I want?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

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By *rojectManMan
over a year ago

Whitley Bay Austria Canada

Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces "

Eh?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces

Eh?"

Tell 'em about the trainer! For the love of god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true."

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces

Eh?

Tell 'em about the trainer! For the love of god!

I just did!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst car accident injury ever.

TSH

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces

Eh?"

Whitley Bay Austria Canada might actually be in Newcastle

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get your stupid looking dick out of wor faces

Eh?

Tell 'em about the trainer! For the love of god!

I just did!!"

Yeah you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella? "

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x

Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.

TSH

That's sexist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x

Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.

TSH

That's sexist x"

I'm not sexist in the slightest slutburger, now where's my sandwich.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a qualified dementia and mental health nurse but i don't do that anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a qualified dementia and mental health nurse but i don't do that anymore.."

Forget how?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Luckily I'm not on warfarin anymore, just aspirin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine. "

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Awww you've got freckles on your feet, how cute

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Luckily I'm not on warfarin anymore, just aspirin."

Didn't know you were a gamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet when it but your foot you where jumping and hopping around, anyone who would have seen this and not known what happened might have thought you where dancing.

Brake dancing.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

Clem is but a beard for our love, Scarlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples! "

No, she'd sent me and the boy.

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over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples! "

No! I was home painting the spare room. .so I guess that's my fault too as I wasn't there!

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over a year ago

Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.

It's true.

I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.

Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!

Did you cause this accident, Estella?

Seems a little suspicious, Estella?

Gimme a brake disc ladies!

No seriously, I've lost mine.

Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?

I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..

were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples!

No! I was home painting the spare room. .so I guess that's my fault too as I wasn't there! "

Nope not your fault at all, you're in the clear!

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over a year ago

Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

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over a year ago

Stop referring to me as 'the boy', Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one! "

So it was an axel-dent?

TSH

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

So it was an axel-dent?

TSH

that's a good one

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Stop referring to me as 'the boy', Clem.

Kinky sex game.....

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over a year ago

"Stop referring to me as 'the boy', Clem.

Kinky sex game.....

Phwoaaaar.

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over a year ago

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one! "

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though..."

It was the kick that did it for the toe.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though...

It was the kick that did it for the toe.

It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though...

It was the kick that did it for the toe.

It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!

After you'd dealt with the transformers?

I don't actually know what a field goal is.

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/17 23:21:30]

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over a year ago

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though...

It was the kick that did it for the toe.

It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!

After you'd dealt with the transformers?

I don't actually know what a field goal is.

Every hole's a field goal

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over a year ago

"[Toe removed by poster at 28/05/17 23:21:30]"

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"[Toe removed by poster at 28/05/17 23:21:30]"

Pah! Hah!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.

TSH

Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!

and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you

kicked their asses though...

It was the kick that did it for the toe.

It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!

After you'd dealt with the transformers?

I don't actually know what a field goal is.

I think its an American football thing when they kick a goal. But i could be wrong? Answers from the audience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an intensive care nurse, im only interested once you're unconscious

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over a year ago

"As an intensive care nurse, im only interested once you're unconscious

I feel the same way about him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've read on here that a bj cures everything.

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over a year ago

"I've read on here that DJ cures everything.

I'd pay money to watch DJ and Clem.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've read on here that DJ cures everything.

I'd pay money to watch DJ and Clem.

He's too real.

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over a year ago

"I've read on here that DJ cures everything.

I'd pay money to watch DJ and Clem.

He's too real."

He tastes nice though.

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've read on here that DJ cures everything.

I'd pay money to watch DJ and Clem.

I did offer them that option a year ago.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"As an intensive care nurse, im only interested once you're unconscious

I had a little faint. But that isn't usual for me.

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over a year ago

"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.

They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x

Get someone else to drive.

Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....

She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.

If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know how many men have messaged you asking if they can cum over your toe.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I want to know how many men have messaged you asking if they can cum over your toe. "

One guy offered to "make it worth my while....."

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over a year ago

I am a nurse

Did you hurt the top of your foot or actual toe?

If bleeding has stopped clean it dress it pop ice pack on.

If swollen in morning head to Casualty

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over a year ago

"I am a nurse

Did you hurt the top of your foot or actual toe?

If bleeding has stopped clean it dress it pop ice pack on.

If swollen in morning head to Casualty

By swollen i mean your foot not any other part of body ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my experience of meeting people this site is full of nurses.

And this one is on duty in half an hour ...

(Putting on my best attempt at Kenneth Williams' voice) - Ooh Nurse!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The brakes really slowed you down huh.

TSH

Where the stuff has he gone again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not answering this. Period.

Toe be or not toe be, that is the question."

Camel Toe more like lol

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over a year ago

Hey Clem how's ya toe?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Hey Clem how's ya toe? "

It looks worse today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just twat the same one on the other foot so they match

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Hey Clem how's ya toe?

It looks worse today. "

Excellent. More man bragging rights opportunities.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Hey Clem how's ya toe?

It looks worse today.

Excellent. More man bragging rights opportunities.

Enjoy your photo......

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over a year ago

Did it fall off yet, Clem?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?"

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "

Oh joy, we can all sleep tonight. The worry is over,folks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Actually, had you done some yoga, you could have chewed it off yourself

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "

Did they let you keep the X-ray? Homemade light box and some instant art for the shed...

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over a year ago

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "

Great stuff

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.

Did they let you keep the X-ray? Homemade light box and some instant art for the shed... "

I don't think a hard copy exists.

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over a year ago

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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.

Great stuff

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over a year ago

Hurrah

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over a year ago

"Did it fall off yet, Clem?

Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.

Great stuff

And there was me thinking that I'd have to do nursey stuff, I'm even dressed for such event

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Hurrah

Going to try going to work Monday.

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over a year ago

"Hurrah

Going to try going to work Monday. "

Monday? As in next week? Lazy sod.

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over a year ago

salisbury

"Hurrah

Going to try going to work Monday.

Monday? As in next week? Lazy sod. "

Some of us are active at work.

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over a year ago

"Hurrah

Going to try going to work Monday.

Monday? As in next week? Lazy sod.

Some of us are active at work. "

Touché

Or toeché

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over a year ago

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"Hurrah

Going to try going to work Monday.

Monday? As in next week? Lazy sod.

Some of us are active at work.

Touché

Or toeché

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