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Mens help needed !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cure for manflu unfortunately.

Unless you have a penis because bj cures all illnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man flu - hmmm - you need someone to run round after you - providing broth and pain relief - and to mop your brow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Moan about it. Helps release the germs.

And I know I'm not a man but fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously......get into bed watch your favourite programmes and think happy thoughts

Time is the only cure and not moving helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im working x

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x"

You can't have man flu you wouldn't have the energy to moan about it lol

Hits you like a brick and it's the only time I have felt like a chocolate fire guard, absolutely useless xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im working x"

its not manflu if you can work through it - you need to give in and go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no help good enough to help. I'll simply call you a priest.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Man flu is actually really bad, not many women would be able to cope at all. Look at all the fuss made over having a baby, a few minutes job is spun out, and just because it stings a bit, there has to be a big hoo-ha.

Sorry, think your going to struggle.

MrB

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to have 'that' voice and look on your face - say things like - my throat is sooooooo sore and my head is going to split

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man flu is actually really bad, not many women would be able to cope at all. Look at all the fuss made over having a baby, a few minutes job is spun out, and just because it stings a bit, there has to be a big hoo-ha.

Sorry, think your going to struggle.

MrB"

Struggle I'm dying here, child birth including a CSection piece of piss compared to this x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im working x

its not manflu if you can work through it - you need to give in and go home"

Men go to work with man flu then die on the sofa when they get in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Man flu is actually really bad, not many women would be able to cope at all. Look at all the fuss made over having a baby, a few minutes job is spun out, and just because it stings a bit, there has to be a big hoo-ha.

Sorry, think your going to struggle.

MrB

Struggle I'm dying here, child birth including a CSection piece of piss compared to this x"

Well the diagnosis is correct, if it's worse than childbirth, it is man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper Man flu?

straight to A&E I am afraid, you will be off work for at least a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x"
When someone asks you if you want something to eat you must say " I think I could manage a bit of soup ( if a poorly voice ) even if yer starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x When someone asks you if you want something to eat you must say " I think I could manage a bit of soup ( if a poorly voice ) even if yer starving "
in not if

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have you tried smothering your boobs in baby oil and massaging it in well for a few minutes? That's worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x"

Lie on settee moaning soulfully while pathetically, in a raspy voice, asking woman of house for constant attention, after two or three days Bob's your uncle cured!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just panicked, what do I do about sex ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just panicked, what do I do about sex ? "

Sex is classed as an old fashioned remedy, but one I think is well worth investigating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed and get everyone to feel sorry for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x"
If you had real manflu you would be to weak to put a thread up . You just have a snivel

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I once walked into the Dr's (I say walked, it was more like a scene out of the mummy), she knew what was coming next. 'What can I do for you' she asked, 'I need some drugs' I replied. Taken aback, she said 'what do you mean?'I gestured at my face with a limp arm. She pressed my head and I said owww. I said 'do you know what it is?', 'yes, here's a prescription, do you think you'll need any pain relief (listed serious meds)', 'noooo nothing like that'. Looking at her like she's deluded.

I staggered to the wall and edged to the door waving and thanking her. That's how we do it.

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

West Mids

Lots and lots of sympathy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x If you had real manflu you would be to weak to put a thread up . You just have a snivel "
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Search Man flu 30 threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x If you had real manflu you would be to weak to put a thread up . You just have a snivel .

Search Man flu 30 threads "
Hypochondriacs

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

Congresbury

Have you called an ambulance yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To weak to pick up the phone need a woman to do it for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just panicked, what do I do about sex ?

Sex is classed as an old fashioned remedy, but one I think is well worth investigating! "

good for sweating it out - you need to be underneath though so minimum effort is needed

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You need the Air Ambulance.

Man Flu is worst ever illness...

Be brave OP.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take zinc at the earliest signs - it reduces the duration and potential severity of the symptoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had man flu and its not very nice at all,woman flu on the other hand is quite pleasent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell are you still even able to operate technology? You should be in a coma by now!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You've got quiet OP. Are you still with us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is totally impossible for a woman to get man flu. A virus spreads, so that it can survive. A virus has intelligence. It knows full well that a woman is not capable of surviving man flu.

If a virus was stupid enough to infect a woman, the pain and pressure in her head alone would be enough to make her literally explode, in doing so killing the virus.

As a virus is not suicidal, it only infects men, as we have the resilience, to not only being able to survive it, but put up with the ridicule, from others, in our times of suffering. For we are men and we are brave at all times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm still breathing thankyou, just finished a night shift, will go to bed and feel sorry for myself and demand attention x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu can be fatal. I've died 3 times from it.

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Im getting man flu, I don't have time for it and clearly not strong enough to deal with it, need cures and coping mechanisms, quick time x"

Multitask - simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Take a good long hard look at your self, the whole thread is light hearted bit of banter I don't have man flu it isn't real. "

It's not real?? Have you not seen me coping with man Flu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread has suddenly become not funny anymore x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Take a good long hard look at your self, the whole thread is light hearted bit of banter I don't have man flu it isn't real.

It's not real?? Have you not seen me coping with man Flu? "

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Man flu is actually really bad, not many women would be able to cope at all. Look at all the fuss made over having a baby, a few minutes job is spun out, and just because it stings a bit, there has to be a big hoo-ha.

Sorry, think your going to struggle.

MrB"

Tut

this man is correct!

having a baby pales in comparison!

Man flu vaccine is available but pricey.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You're right OP this thread is no longer humerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're right OP this thread is no longer humerous. "
nah its getting funnier by the minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a lover not a fighter who has Vick my chest needs attention x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's getting worse I shall lay on the sofa until help arrives I've left the back door open because I will be too weak to open the front door x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... now there will be a stampede

Just post your postcode!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my way!"

Thankyou come round the back chest will be ready and waiting x

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

ha never mind man flu.think am having p m t.[just told myself off for not putting milk back in fridge straight away]saves other half telling me.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"It is totally impossible for a woman to get man flu. A virus spreads, so that it can survive. A virus has intelligence. It knows full well that a woman is not capable of surviving man flu.

If a virus was stupid enough to infect a woman, the pain and pressure in her head alone would be enough to make her literally explode, in doing so killing the virus.

As a virus is not suicidal, it only infects men, as we have the resilience, to not only being able to survive it, but put up with the ridicule, from others, in our times of suffering. For we are men and we are brave at all times."

Perry, it would seem the man flu affected the ability to spot humour, drily delivered. This is but one of the multivarious symptoms man flu possesses.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's getting worse I shall lay on the sofa until help arrives I've left the back door open because I will be too weak to open the front door x"

OP I think we should get the Army out, you do need proper help. Just think though all those Soldiers pandering to you!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I thought Perrys post was adding to the humour.

Please remember when posting on the forum, you can't abuse anyone while posting.

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