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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did that get your attention?

So, I'm chatting to a sexy fabber and cheesy chat up lines that have worked on us.

My particular favourite is 'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?'

It worked, too

What cheesy lines have been used on you? Did they work?

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww you had me there! I was going to approach wearing my strap on

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I once tried 'I've forgotten my scarf, do you mind if I use your legs instead?', in Manchester's Gay Village.

I would love to say it worked.

It didn't.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

At a nightclub once in Gran Canaria on the last night..I said to a woman I was chatting to I had only 10 minutes left...to catch the bus to the airport and we made the most of those 10 minutes I had left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you're arse looks pretty sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did that get your attention?

So, I'm chatting to a sexy fabber and cheesy chat up lines that have worked on us.

My particular favourite is 'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?'

It worked, too

What cheesy lines have been used on you? Did they work?

BG x"

Yup got my attention.

Few months back, my cut and paste line was.

"Mr Right said he's a little busy at the moment so sent me instead

Mr Wrong"

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Halesowen

Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had "was ur dad a baker cause u got fab buns" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I"

Love this

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I

Love this "
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But there is also an I in beautiful. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I

Love this .

But there is also an I in beautiful. Just saying."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I

Love this .

But there is also an I in beautiful. Just saying."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just throwing it out There, you can't spell TheSlutHunter without slut and you can't spell slut without U.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any Scottish in you?

Would you like some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did that get your attention?

So, I'm chatting to a sexy fabber and cheesy chat up lines that have worked on us.

My particular favourite is 'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?'

It worked, too

What cheesy lines have been used on you? Did they work?

BG x"

I need to remember that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has ever used a chat up line on me.

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Beautiful has U in it, but quickie has both U and I

Love this .

But there is also an I in beautiful. Just saying."

Again I am reminded about the importance of proof reading as a Dyslexic! Back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any Scottish in you?

Would you like some! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did that get your attention?

So, I'm chatting to a sexy fabber and cheesy chat up lines that have worked on us.

My particular favourite is 'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?'

It worked, too

What cheesy lines have been used on you? Did they work?

BG x

I need to remember that one! "

Go forth and use it wisely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone asks for you name... give it to them.

If they say nice name.... tell them they should hear ur phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav is 'are your legs made of butter? Cause I wld love to spread them open'

terrible I know haha

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

These really work?

How much alcohol beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find a suitcase full off cash. The amount of cash in the suitcase equals your phone number, how much cash is in the suitcase?

Worked once or twice

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I've had "what's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine"

Of course it worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had "what's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine"

Of course it worked "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww you had me there! I was going to approach wearing my strap on "

Dunno how I missed this... please do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When out on a night out in my single years, a friend approached a couple of ladies and offered...'see my mate over there? He drives a BMW'

The reply came...'is that supposed to impress us?'

To which my friend responded 'No, but the size of his cock will'

The four of us left in a taxi 10 minutes later

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

X

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know? Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When out on a night out in my single years, a friend approached a couple of ladies and offered...'see my mate over there? He drives a BMW'

The reply came...'is that supposed to impress us?'

To which my friend responded 'No, but the size of his cock will'

The four of us left in a taxi 10 minutes later "

Result

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know? Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In luton the lads tell ya they're gona burst ya!classy but still gets same results

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In luton the lads tell ya they're gona burst ya!classy but still gets same results "

Classy as...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get chatted up. And I don't chat up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't di chat up lines. I did get talking to Someone in here a few week ago through a thread because of it. I made one up I think. She wanted one she'd never heard.

I don't like lines, that's all they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me madam I'm a little lost, could you help me with some directions?

Sure, where do you want to get to?

Your bedroom.

TSH

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