FabSwingers.com forum: The killer flipflop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Picture the scene.....

He was sat there , watching me and waiting for the scream to be ommited from my mouth...

I looked at him and smiled, slowly turning i picked up the flipflop ....

Walking slowly towards him, i raised my hand which held the deadly weapon...

He didnt stand a chance as the flipflop hit him squarely on the head...body and legs.....

Kin hate spiders

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Killer

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Picture the scene.....

He was sat there , watching me and waiting for the scream to be ommited from my mouth...

I looked at him and smiled, slowly turning i picked up the flipflop ....

Walking slowly towards him, i raised my hand which held the deadly weapon...

He didnt stand a chance as the flipflop hit him squarely on the head...body and legs.....

Kin hate spiders

. that showed him who was boss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aaawww poor spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice work , i tip my flipflop to you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya shouna oughta done that. now all spidey friends will crawl in yer mouth tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Twas a big bugga too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just hope its Dad don't turn up then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love the killers ... flipflops .

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Murderess!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its ok.....i got more flipflops

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its ok.....i got more flipflops

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il pretend i didnt hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

found a beetle in my cutlery drawer, added some crunch to the custard

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

scsi team is on it's way,you can run,but you cant hide.

you'll be caught,in a web of corruption.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Now all the baby spiders are calling for their mummy or daddy and pretty soon, when all is quiet they will come looking for you..... (cue evil laugh)

Mistress x

ps... sleep well - dont have nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will be sleeping covered in flipflops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Callous bitch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Will be sleeping covered in flipflops

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Il send the priest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be sleeping covered in flipflops

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can we have a pic of that would look so cool xx i have had a thing for flipflopes for years from age of 4 my mum would make us have them on all summer long even in the rain . lol last ones i got free in a mag .. blue so go with my jean shorts.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The place will be full of flies in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren hates creepy crawlies with a vengeance, so it was a good job she never went into the kitchen just now before she went to bed. I went to make meself a brew and spotted two little bugs crawling across the floor but it seemed they don't like light cos they scarpered as soon as I turned the lights on. There was a biggun about 6mm in length and a slighter smaller one. The biggun got away but I managed to splat the little one.

You could say it was the lesser of two weevils.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Will be sleeping covered in flipflops

they've already committed one murder tonight,hmmmmmmm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Hope your flip flop is ok and wasnt injured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ermmmm the killer flippie is still in place.....on top of the critter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be sleeping covered in flipflops

Oooh Tease !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a pet Spider... Wherever it was in the house it would come running...

One day the kid from next door pulled its legs off and now I whistle or call and... Nothing...

Which proves that if you pull the legs off a spider, it goes deaf...

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