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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but I wouldn't call her 'something' she has a name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your cat? Lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah but I wouldn't call her 'something' she has a name."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you fuck the toaster ? was because you didn't follow the instruction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, please don't fuck a toaster when it's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those toasters will fuck anything though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasters can be complicated items of machinery for some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though! "

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though!

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though!

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts "

And I heard they can take 2 at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though!

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts

And I heard they can take 2 at once. "

Mine takes 4

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Let's hope he doesn't have a Prince Albert piercing. Sparks might fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though!

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts

And I heard they can take 2 at once.

Mine takes 4 "

Mine takes 6

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Let's hope he doesn't have a Prince Albert piercing. Sparks might fly"

A toastmortem might be needed after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it all depends on the size of you slot ......

Mines flexible ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those toasters will fuck anything though!

They learn their slutty ways from the pop tarts

And I heard they can take 2 at once.

Mine takes 4 "

I bet it needs the crusts and crumbs cleaning out more often.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Let's hope he doesn't have a Prince Albert piercing. Sparks might fly

A toastmortem might be needed after that "

Would that need to be done buttered side up?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

They're designed to brown your bread not your meat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name, Sinjin?

Sounds dangerous whichever way you slice it!

Then some will do anything for a bit of crumpet.

How many more toast realted jokes can I manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Op literally thought he was the best thing since sliced bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus crust, what's with all this loafing around?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I baguette he didn't pull out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't stand the heat......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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