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"Can I have a huuuggge dong? " Of course you can, how huge is huge? | |||
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"Do you remove genital warts? Asking for a friend." Absolutely however it may leave some slight scarring. | |||
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"Do you remove genital warts? Asking for a friend. Absolutely however it may leave some slight scarring. That's fine - it's like a car crash down there anyway. So my friend tells me anyway. " You're lucky to have a friend who confides so much in you. | |||
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"Liposuction on my mum tum please. I'll pay good money as well. " Done. | |||
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"New boobs please not to big dd will do. I just want them to be where they are ment to be. PTU xxx " Done. | |||
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"Oh slim me down please, huge belly and chunky ham thighs! And stop my face gurning?" Partily done, face gurning! I'm a surgeon not a miracle worker ffs lol | |||
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"Can I have a huuuggge dong? Of course you can, how huge is huge?" Can I have 8 inches flaccid and 10 hard and 8 girth - fancy being a shower not a grower for change Can I also try a foreskin - was cut at birth Cheers | |||
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"Breast reduction but not sure hubby will be happy " Get him divorced, haha. | |||
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"Im ok for now. Can I reconsider when Im older? " Absolutely. | |||
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"Nuthing Ah a perfect specimen." Yep | |||
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"Breast uplift and a tummy tuck please " Done, oh my don't you just look absoloutly fabulous | |||
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"Breast uplift and a tummy tuck please Done, oh my don't you just look absoloutly fabulous " Look even better after the surgery, thank you | |||
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"Suck a bit of the fat out so I get those v lines please " Done, V lines looking on point dude | |||
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"Breast uplift and a tummy tuck please Done, oh my don't you just look absoloutly fabulous Look even better after the surgery, thank you " Your welcome gorgeous, enjoy the new you. | |||
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"Breast reduction but not sure hubby will be happy Get him divorced, haha." I tried I'm not allowed to mention it again | |||
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"Breast reduction but not sure hubby will be happy Get him divorced, haha. I tried I'm not allowed to mention it again " Allowed! Who wears the trouser in this relationship? You do, so get him telt then catfish his ass and leave with half | |||
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"Breast reduction but not sure hubby will be happy Get him divorced, haha. I tried I'm not allowed to mention it again Allowed! Who wears the trouser in this relationship? You do, so get him telt then catfish his ass and leave with half " Naw I lov.........like him a lot we'll have make up sex and live happily ever after | |||
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"Liposuction on my mum tum please. I'll pay good money as well. " Nooooo...keep it. You can put it next to my dad bod!! | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. " Just promise me you WON'T touch he derrière | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. Just promise me you WON'T touch he derrière " Pinky promise | |||
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"Breast reduction but not sure hubby will be happy Get him divorced, haha. I tried I'm not allowed to mention it again Allowed! Who wears the trouser in this relationship? You do, so get him telt then catfish his ass and leave with half Naw I lov.........like him a lot we'll have make up sex and live happily ever after " Baby you light up my world like nobody else...... | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. " Done and what a pleasure it was working on you. | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. Just promise me you WON'T touch he derrière Pinky promise " One derriere left as found in mint condition. | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. Done and what a pleasure it was working on you." Thank you, I feel much better now! | |||
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"Ooooo, I'll have a designer vagina, larger jugs, birth mark removal, and a tummy tuck. Done and what a pleasure it was working on you. Thank you, I feel much better now!" You're welcome | |||
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"Ok so Dr E is in the Forum and doing complimentary cosmetic enhancements. What would you have done?" Can I browse through the catalogue first please? The before, after and 5 years after pics would be most helpful, as I couldn't find you listed on yellow pages and would have to base it on past client recommendations. | |||
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"Ok so Dr E is in the Forum and doing complimentary cosmetic enhancements. What would you have done?" Nothing x | |||
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"Ok so Dr E is in the Forum and doing complimentary cosmetic enhancements. What would you have done? Can I browse through the catalogue first please? The before, after and 5 years after pics would be most helpful, as I couldn't find you listed on yellow pages and would have to base it on past client recommendations. " Of course, hands over customer testimonials* | |||
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"Ok so Dr E is in the Forum and doing complimentary cosmetic enhancements. What would you have done? Nothing x" Its great to be content with yourself, my door is always open should you change your mind in the future | |||
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"Lipo on my tights tummy tuck and breast reduction please " Done, can't believe I just improved on perfection | |||
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"Ok so Dr E is in the Forum and doing complimentary cosmetic enhancements. What would you have done? Can I browse through the catalogue first please? The before, after and 5 years after pics would be most helpful, as I couldn't find you listed on yellow pages and would have to base it on past client recommendations. Of course, hands over customer testimonials* " My word, I never realised that procedure on page 17 was possible let alone someone wanting or needing it done. | |||
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"Lipo on my tights tummy tuck and breast reduction please Done, can't believe I just improved on perfection " Haha you've not seen me naked | |||
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"Lipo on my tights tummy tuck and breast reduction please Done, can't believe I just improved on perfection Haha you've not seen me naked " I have now, on a strictly professional basis though, lol | |||
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"A pussy tuck I hear they're all the rage " Done, got you looking like a Virgin again | |||
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"I would like a full head of wavy blonde locks please " Sorted, however word on the street is balds have more fun | |||
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