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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Morning MissH. Thank you so much. Please may I have a croissant and coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning MissH. Thank you so much. Please may I have a croissant and coffee? "

Sure babs, would you like any jam?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x

I'll send it up

Anything for your toast?

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

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....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x

I'll send it up

Anything for your toast?"

Butter and a little marmalade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Miss H,

Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

You know my order

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol"

You know what you can do?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x

I'll send it up

Anything for your toast?

Butter and a little marmalade please

Sure thing

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning Miss H,

Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please

How do you like your eggs?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You know my order

Yes, yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 poached eggs on wholemeal toast please and a pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Miss H,

Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please

How do you like your eggs? "

Poached please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky coffee please X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky coffee please X "

Feel free to share some of my bacon

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

You know what you can do?

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.....then why ask lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning MissH. Thank you so much. Please may I have a croissant and coffee?

Sure babs, would you like any jam? "

Warmed with a smidge of jam would be perfect thanks

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"2 poached eggs on wholemeal toast please and a pot of tea"

Coming right up

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning Miss H,

Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please

How do you like your eggs?

Poached please xxx"

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Milky coffee please X "

Morning, milky coffee coming your way

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

You know what you can do?

.....then why ask lol"

I'll make your breakfast. You best do the rest yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning miss honey, could I have some granola and a cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an all day breakfast. No rush. I will wait until everyone has eaten, so we can be alone. X

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning miss honey, could I have some granola and a cup of tea please x

Sure you can x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an all day breakfast. No rush. I will wait until everyone has eaten, so we can be alone. X"

There is a quiet corner over there; take a seat and I'll bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 poached eggs on wholemeal toast please and a pot of tea

Coming right up "

And the Sunday Times please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling fried eggs on toast this morning please Honey

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Very kind and thoughtful of you Miss Honey

Is there enough for me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an all day breakfast. No rush. I will wait until everyone has eaten, so we can be alone. X

There is a quiet corner over there; take a seat and I'll bring it over

Be careful, once you come over, you may not want to leave for quite a while.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've been up for 3hours so you've missed breakfast in my house but thanks for the offer regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oh go on then , full English if I'm not cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full english, no egg thanks!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tea for starters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please? "

I read that as a doggy hotel!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Is it too early to ask for a bit of crumpet? Nice and hot, with plenty of butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tea for me honey. So what you have this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please?

I read that as a doggy hotel!

A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

I'd like Earl Grey tea with a slice of lemon please Honey. Fresh fruit salad with yoghurt after that please. I'm trying to be good and not say full English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please?

I read that as a doggy hotel!

A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome

My mind was in the gutter and I was thinking more of the sexual position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed time for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

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already eaten thank you

done bagels with Philadelphia cheese for me and Mrs tea & coffee before off to work

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Kipper with roasted tomatoes and poached egg please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms on granary toast with parsley sprinkled on top, grilled toms and a poached egg. And a mug of black decaf tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have pat-mustard on a crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for a good old bacon sarnie with a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all.

Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee.

What can I get you?

A BJ please

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm.on my way to work so a bacon sandwich to go please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please?

I read that as a doggy hotel!

A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome

My mind was in the gutter and I was thinking more of the sexual position

My mind is a permanent resident in the gutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waffles please

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Coffee and toast thanks missy x

Paracetamol too if theyre around x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked bacon, grilled, two poached eggs, two Lincolnshire sausages, just browned in a pan then finished in the oven, black pudding, flash fried to give a crispy coat, baked beans, gently warmed mind to ensure every bean has been brought up to temp and finished with oregano and cheddar, toast, prepared so it's not hot but still warm, achieved by leaving it in toaster for a minute or two before everything else ready and garlic mushrooms with fresh chillies, must be fresh chillies now.....have you got all that?

Oh, and by the way it's Aroma of coffee Not Scent, don't know where some people get their employees from these days!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Coffee and toast would be great thanks.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I want back to sleep...will send it all over now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright thanks toots. The hotel may be lacking in many areas but breakfast isn't one of them

Get in ma belly

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Morning all

Miss honey may I have an extra large coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on weetabix and tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttered Crumpets for me please

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

ive a spare sausage if anyone fancies it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please.

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Full English please, far too hungover to attempt all that cooking malarkey ourselves

lol x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Beans, sauages, Omlette and hash browns. Orange Juice to drink and a cup of tea later.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please.

Rough night?

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

Bacon, hash brown and cheese in a wrap please. I wouldn't say no to a tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please.

Rough night? "

I was celebrating. Blackpool was full of rugby chaps. It seemed like a fabulous idea at the time.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please.

Rough night?

I was celebrating. Blackpool was full of rugby chaps. It seemed like a fabulous idea at the time. "

Oh I would have been too.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Smoked bacon, grilled, two poached eggs, two Lincolnshire sausages, just browned in a pan then finished in the oven, black pudding, flash fried to give a crispy coat, baked beans, gently warmed mind to ensure every bean has been brought up to temp and finished with oregano and cheddar, toast, prepared so it's not hot but still warm, achieved by leaving it in toaster for a minute or two before everything else ready and garlic mushrooms with fresh chillies, must be fresh chillies now.....have you got all that?

Oh, and by the way it's Aroma of coffee Not Scent, don't know where some people get their employees from these days!!!!"

Which bacon? English, American or Canadian? Grilled, fried or oven baked? Plain or maple syrup coated (as today's Special's board lists)? How many pieces and would you like them arranged in rows, crisscrossed, around the edge, stacked or arranged in a vertical angle? Would you like the traditional bacon from pork or the turkey version, maybe the vegetarian option made from, well you don't want to know what it's made from, just that here's no meat. Chef can also come up with the Heston Blumenthal bacon, but that would have to be preordered as a dinner dessert, because it's made with banana skins, cinnamon porridge and a mysterious ingredient which no one in the kitchen want to handle once it has been harvested and still sticky.

The eggs, duck, chicken, quail, goose.....

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