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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! I am an avid biker and also a great lover of good sex. I have often thought of combining the two... A swinging biker club or biker meet! I could be way late and be told there are millions of them but not found one. I live in the Midlands and own an R1 (ok there r better bikes) I attend the Waterman and Bassets pole and always wonder who is a swinger but don't want a crash helmet smashed in my face! So what would the bikers say to a bike meet with the ladies on the back and indeed on their own machine and then adult converstations and fun! I was thinking of having a symbol on my helmet to indicate I am a swinger (yes I am waiting on the funnies for the symbol) Well all ideas welcome

Cheers

Rob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob

I'm no biker but it sounds a good idea to me.......... just go for it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cool... you can hop on the back if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cool... you can hop on the back if you like?"

That would be a first, never been on a bike (motorbike)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thers already lots of meets arranged by bikers . cant remember were ive seen it tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've never been on one either but a good looking guy on a motorbike..... so sexy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've never been on one either but a good looking guy on a motorbike..... so sexy....."

Robbie, looks like you've found a niche, women who are bike virgins!!

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian

there have been in some in the scottish forum.You could have a look and find out how popular its been .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw a bike in a sex museum in holland once. as you cycled this dildo went up and down thru the bycycle seat. now thats the sort of cycling i would do, nude of course. but i would of course practise safe sex and leave me helmet on

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By *yruMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rflmfao Now that was funny love xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just met some lovely lovely Scottish bikers and chicks today who were out on a ride xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical, I had to sell my BMW to fund the departure from the marital home......

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By *evadomCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

We have a Harley Davidson, you might have trouble keeping up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Harley! I think I could hold my own and also against the bike too ha ha... Thanks for the replies keep em cumming!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erm...we'd need to have a separate club for Harleys....

...bikes are passion, Harleys are fashion!

(waits for the torrent of abuse from the custom leather and chrome brigade..!!!)

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By *evadomCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

One thing you learn on a Harley is that there are two types of bikers those that own Harleys and those that want to own Harleys

Q: Why do R1 riders get buried face down, with their ass cheeks poking out of the ground?

A: So that when their friends come to pay their respects they'll have a place to park their hawgs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha ha .... to me biking is the freedom of it! Harleys are alright for route 66!as the saying goes..."it's not what you ride but how you ride it" Now does that apply to sex too!?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As with everything else on this site, one must respect others lifestyle choices...

...suggest two halves to the bike klub, one for carbon and one for chrome

Either has to be better than turning up in a Kia Pride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unless there is Kia Pride forum! lol

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By *evadomCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

And just to show I can laugh at myself

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out in Heaven with anyone you want."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke.

"Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes. "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you have some good points there..." replied God.

"It may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to my calculations, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

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By *evadomCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Last one:

Three male swingers sat at bar, a lawyer, a doctor & a biker.

The lawyer said - "Last night I licked my wife all over and she got so excited that she felt like she was floating"

The doctor said - "Last night as I fingered my wife she got so excited that her body actually rose off the bed"

The biker said "Last night I fucked my wife hard up the ass then I jumped up and wiped my dick on the curtains and my wife............Hit The Roof!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't want a Harley.

I want four Harleys.

I need something to prop the garage door up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Harley too, its true what they say, Legend had it you cum with the vibrations..and well I have put it to the test and traffic lights are a pleasure with hard revs lol..plus have shagged on it before ,not in motion mind lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey - I'd join a Biker's Swinging Club!

For real bikes though - not Harleys for goodness sake... the only thing they can do fast is rust... I mean to say, I've seen old Volvos towing caravans overtake Harleys.... they may look funky, in an antiquated '70s kind of way, but they just fall to bits (yes, had a Dyna-owning girlfriend once... never again....)

So, if there's an invite out there for a V-Strom riding lady from North Wales - gimme a shout!

I've even ridden mine naked - have you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have ridden semi naked... Had a pair of shorts and helmet but the shorts rode up and I was flapping my cock on the tank! It got brusied and swelled up to a massive four inches ( twice its normal size) lol ha ha ha

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