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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Big or small tits? | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Fishmongers....a dead skate  | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. Big or small tits?" Yeah that might contribute to intelligence  | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " I think you need a flesh light or similar. And lube Us women tend to have brains! | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. Big or small tits?"  | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. Big or small tits? Yeah that might contribute to intelligence "Ya think? | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Oh, there's a few around OP. Just keep being you and you'll find one soon enough. | |||
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"Comedy gold where's Shag? "You seem one of the few who get joke. Some people are offended so easily! It's great to see their reactions!! | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. Big or small tits? Yeah that might contribute to intelligence
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " There's a few things you need, a vibrating massager, tub of Vaseline, hacksaw and trip to the morgue.  | |||
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" Pontypridd - is that a real word? Or were you spitting at me?" You think Pontypridd is a made up word, better not try and pronounce or spell this Welsh village then, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " They're in high demand | |||
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"Only twice a week? Interesting." Yeah. I gotta save some back. Tesco motto I think - Every last sperm counts. | |||
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" Pontypridd - is that a real word? Or were you spitting at me? You think Pontypridd is a made up word, better not try and pronounce or spell this Welsh village then, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch "I think I just bit my tongue off just trying to read that. You did that on purpose I reckon. In the words of Donald, bad person. Very very bad person. | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. They're in high demand" Only the ones that do the ironing too... | |||
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I need a delicious man with a girthy cock that doesn't speak and does exactly what I want and need without me having to ask | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Most of fab there! Haha | |||
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I need a delicious man with a girthy cock that doesn't speak and does exactly what I want and need without me having to ask "We should do a deal. If I find one you're looking for I'll let you know. Same applies to you. Deal? | |||
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"Could you not cast your net further afield OP, invest in some lube and consider fucking an arsehole instead of a vagina? Said lube will provide the wetness you seek, the tightness may suit and clenching can take care of the pulsations required. Surely male or female matters not a jot in this scenario and you can therefore widen your search parameters considerably without compromising on sensation?" This is some good advice. Thanks! I didn't think of that. I could just close my eyes and not look down! Finally some kind of solution - woohoo! | |||
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"You'll need a big bank balance to get yourself one of those birds. Unless... Does she have to be slim and hot?" She can be slim and hot if she wants. That's up to her. I would never tell a lady what to do with her body. The important point is that she must have a low IQ and even lower social skills. | |||
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"You'll need a big bank balance to get yourself one of those birds. Unless... Does she have to be slim and hot? She can be slim and hot if she wants. That's up to her. I would never tell a lady what to do with her body. The important point is that she must have a low IQ and even lower social skills. " I think I've pulled! | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up "The black market organ transplant industry is quite lucrative you know. It's too expensive for a brain. Could get a kidney though - taken from some teenager in Africa or Asia. Woah! I could order a vagina! | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Coooeeeeey! I may fit the bill! What if I stay wet for 17 minutes though? Do I get fired?  | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up "It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out? If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for!  | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up
It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out?
If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for! "I can't really believe anyone would take it seriously! And 17 minutes? Well, I aim to please so I might feign an asthma attack at 16 mins and ask you finish off the last minute yourself. I'd be sneakily watching of course! Maybe I could do two rounds of 16 mins with a glass of wine inbetween? | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up
It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out?
If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for! "i was laughing when I wrote it lol | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up
It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out?
If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for!
I can't really believe anyone would take it seriously!
And 17 minutes? Well, I aim to please so I might feign an asthma attack at 16 mins and ask you finish off the last minute yourself. I'd be sneakily watching of course! Maybe I could do two rounds of 16 mins with a glass of wine inbetween? "Done! I have my rejection slip from Mensa to prove my lack of intellect if so required? If that's not enough - I can show my membership to the Chuckle Brothers thick shits academy? So far it's just them and me - but we're always looking to recruit members! | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up
It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out?
If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for! i was laughing when I wrote it lol "Fair enough! I'll print a retraction in the Times (crossword section!) | |||
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"I do think the op needs a brain for putting this thread up
It's clearly a joke thread! Surely you've worked that out?
If not - you could be exactly what the op is looking for! i was laughing when I wrote it lol
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I'll print a retraction in the Times (crossword section!) "a woman and a crossword...dont make me laugh  | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. " Does species matter? | |||
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"Only twice a week? Interesting." I was more interested in the 11-16 minutes. Impressive. | |||
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"Only twice a week? Interesting. I was more interested in the 11-16 minutes. Impressive. "You know he said minutes and not inches, don't you? | |||
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" Done! I have my rejection slip from Mensa to prove my lack of intellect if so required? If that's not enough - I can show my membership to the Chuckle Brothers thick shits academy? So far it's just them and me - but we're always looking to recruit members! "Fantastic! A Mensa rejection, Chuckle Brothers Academy full membership, and fully able to do 17mins! I think it JFK who said dreams can come true! Or was it Gabrielle? Please PM me! Never thought someone so perfect as you existed! | |||
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"I'm your woman. Your words they resonate. Lots. Please let me be your pretty vacant. "Never in my wildest dreams did I think there might be two women like that!! | |||
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"I need a body with a vagina and no intelligent brain attached to it. It's got to be tight (I've got a small one), be able to pulsate and stay wet for about 11-16 minutes twice a week. Any information please let me know. Does species matter?" Homo Sapiens only. No Homo Sapien Sapiens. Do you know any?? | |||
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"You should have posted this in the Politics Forum. Loads who fit your criteria in there. "Haha! I'll post there too! | |||
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"Only twice a week? Interesting. I was more interested in the 11-16 minutes. Impressive. "I know! I aim to impress and sometimes I surprise myself! 16 mins is the upper limit though I was sleeping between minutes 7-9. | |||
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